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The GOP isn't even pretending to care about governing anymore http://slnm.us/OB3odCH
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Inside the mind of Pope Francis http://theatln.tc/19z92cI
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"Which is Candian for, 'pop a cap in yo ass!'"-
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Excuse me while I eat cookies and watch the Da Vinci Code, then pass out.
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I had a girlfriend once, but forgot to feed her. So now she lives on a farm somewhere, with a more attractive man.
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I'm great in bed -- just swapped out a fitted sheet while still under the top sheet and covers
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Our Halloween pumpkins, the one is supposed to be Patrick, :/ pic.twitter.com/pQcS79rz9O
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Voted for the first time!
@msnbc#ivoted#NorthCarolina pic.twitter.com/qgPhsfKDu13:29 PM - 5 Nov 13 · Details Flagged (learn more) -
Who among hasn’t smoked crack or been the mayor of Toronto?
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Every penis was originally a clitoris, and 9 other things you probably didn't know about male genitalia http://slnm.us/mqCKbwR
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How is it possible for a person to be as consistently late as I am?
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The true, almost nightmarish beauty of Fox & Friends is the all too crystal clear mirror it holds up to its audience.
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Remember that movie, "Rushmore", great movie.
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57 years of Woody Allen making love condensed into four minutes--WATCH: http://slate.me/1ecNRAO
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Truth: Ira Glass dances in Yoko Ono's new music video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3mvEfON2CI …
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@BuzzFeed: This is what Earth will look like if all of the ice melts http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/this-is-what-earth-will-look-like-if-all-the-ice-melts … pic.twitter.com/QRVagM1AvsRetweeted by Mark Flack10:56 AM - 4 Nov 13 · Details Flagged (learn more) -
I don't understand why I've never been invited to a Christmas party.
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Looking into the night sky thinking, "wow, what a beautiful star." Then realizing, "shit, that's a drone."
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If there is one family I hate it's the woodwinds.
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