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Ellen
Friday December 6, 2013 10:00am

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Makin' Whoopie - Ellen donates blood, then goes to a wine tasting party being given by Spence's superior, Dr. Hidassi, with whom Spence wants to impress and hopes to get a promotion. Ellen gets so tipsy that she disturbs the whole party, including singing "Makin' Whoopie" on top of the Dr. Hidassi's piano. The next day, Ellen goes to apologize, but Dr. Hidassi had taken the night before completely wrong, and tries to make a pass at Ellen.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Friday December 6, 2013 07:00am

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Anne - Buffy -- living on her own in a big city -- assists a girl whose boyfriend has mysteriously vanished. Back in Sunnydale, Buffy's friends do their best to battle the forces of evil.

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• • 3:00pm Something Borrowed
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• • 1:00pm 2012
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  • 4:30pm Avatar
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  • 8:00pm Armageddon
    more

    X

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    more

    X

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• • 5:30pm Two and a Half Men
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  • 6:00pm Rio
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    X

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  • 8:00pm Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    more

    X

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  • 10:00pm Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    more

    X

    Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - Manny the mammoth nervously pampers his expectant mate while his best friend, Diego the saber-toothed tiger, bristles at Manny's domesticated existence. When Sid the sloth accidentally adopts three dinosaur eggs, the others must band together yet again to rescue their friend.

• • 7:00pm Two and a Half Men
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    X

    Springtime on a Stick - Jake gets Alan to invite Evelyn to Charlie's house for her birthday dinner to get revenge for Charlie ruining his chances with a classmate, and Alan and Charlie get Charlie's pharmacist to come along as Evelyn's date.

  • 7:30pm Thor
    more

    X

    Thor - When Thor, the God of Thunder, reignites an ancient war, he is cast out of the realm of Asgard and banished to a life among the humans on Earth. When his new home is threatened by Asgard's most dangerous villain, Thor must use his courage - and his mighty hammer - to become the noble warrior he is destined to be.

  • 10:00pm Sons of Anarchy
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    Sons of Anarchy - No description available

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• • 5:00pm Green Lantern
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    more

    X

    Thor - When Thor, the God of Thunder, reignites an ancient war, he is cast out of the realm of Asgard and banished to a life among the humans on Earth. When his new home is threatened by Asgard's most dangerous villain, Thor must use his courage - and his mighty hammer - to become the noble warrior he is destined to be.

  • 10:00pm American Horror Story: Coven
    more

    X

    American Horror Story: Coven - Over three hundred years have passed since the infamous days of witchcraft in Salem, Massachusetts, and those few practitioners who managed to escape are now facing extinction. Mysterious attacks have been escalating against their kind, and young witches are being sent away to a special school in New Orleans to learn how to protect themselves, including a new arrival harboring a terrifying secret of her own. Alarmed by the recent aggression, the long-absent Supreme sweeps back into town, determined to protect the Coven - and hell-bent on decimating anyone who gets in her way.

  • 11:00pm American Horror Story: Coven
    more

    X

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• • 6:30pm Anger Management
    more

    X

    Charlie Does It for Science - Charlie is pursued by a hot reporter who wants to experience his sex study firsthand.

  • 7:00pm Thor
    more

    X

    Thor - When Thor, the God of Thunder, reignites an ancient war, he is cast out of the realm of Asgard and banished to a life among the humans on Earth. When his new home is threatened by Asgard's most dangerous villain, Thor must use his courage - and his mighty hammer - to become the noble warrior he is destined to be.

  • 9:30pm Anger Management
    more

    X

    Anger Management - In Anger Management, Sheen stars as "Charlie," a non-traditional therapist specializing in anger management. He has a successful private practice, holding sessions with his group of primary patient regulars each week, as well as performing pro bono counseling for an inmate group at a state prison.

  • 10:00pm Rush Hour 2
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    Rush Hour 2 - Chief Inspector Lee and Detective Carter intend to take some vacation time in Hong Kong but are quickly pulled into the case of an illegal counterfeiting scam involving one of the most powerful Triad gangsters in Asia.

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