Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. This Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches.
Choose Between Two Options
- $59 for a two-hour housecleaning session with two cleaners for a living room, kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom (a $146 value)
- $168 for three of the above housecleaning sessions (a $438 value)
Technicians arrive at homes ready to scrub and sweep away dirt lurking in the living room, kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom. Click here for Greenforce Clean Team's local service area.
Greenforce Clean Team
When beginning her own cleaning service, the founder of Greenforce Clean Team wanted to do more than simply tidy up living rooms. Cleaning her client's homes had to go hand-in-hand with keeping the environment healthy, both inside the house and out. This standard of eco-responsibility influences every aspect of the team's methods, including their exclusive use of biodegradable, nontoxic products and the purchase of carbon credits to offset their gas usage. Their dedication to eco-friendly cleaning has gained Greenforce the praise of the San Francisco edition of Daily Candy, numerous corporate clients, and squirrels that leave thank-you notes carved in acorns.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Forgiveness
An old saying suggests that "to err is human; to forgive, divine." This saying was obviously itself written by a human, as revealed by the glaring error of spelling error incorrectly. Forgive the humans in your life with this guide to forgiveness:
Hear Them Out: Your loved one may have a perfectly valid reason for betraying you. What appears on the surface to be a romantic dalliance between your best friend and your spouse may be an innocent case of two people rehearsing a play about CPR.
Settle the Score: You can balance out any friendship with a karmic retribution. For instance, if your house floods while your friend was house sitting for you, force them to fill your newly aquatic basement with serenity-provoking koi fish.
Accept Their Apology: Be magnanimous, but always remember—genuine remorse can only be expressed in the form of suitcases brimming with hastily stuffed cash.
