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Be Careful What You Ask For

An M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank, with Alpha Company, 1st Tank Battalion, moves into position during a firefight in the town of Zamindawar, May 27, 2012. The tanks support Marines with 2nd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment during Operation Jaws. (U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. Timothy Lenzo)

Ignorance and brute force …

… will get the job done every time.

Marines will do anything you need them to do. It’s a true statement. If you give Marines a task they will figure out a way to accomplish it one way or another.

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While a Sergeant I attended Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Defense School in Fort McClellen, Alabama. Ft Mac was an Army base which housed their NBC schools at the time (it has since closed down) as well as one of their basic training facilities. The Marine detachment there ran Marines through NBC school and Military Police training. It was summer of course. How I always seem to end up conducting CBRN type training under numerous layers of protective over garments during the volcanic months of summer remains a mystery I file under Cruel Twists of Fate.

As the senior noncommissioned officer attending the course the envious job of class commander fell to me. The majority of the class were mostly fresh out of boot camp which meant every stupid thing they did was my fault. It also meant I was the first bulwark against which their various melodramatic issues crashed heavily upon. These ranged from bed-wetting, marriage, monetary debt, mommy issues, unrequited love – sometimes all at once.

One afternoon we were receiving a period of instruction outside of the school house on the front lawn. Scattered about the lawn on slabs of concrete were tanks of various makes and models on display. Some were American and others were enemy tanks captured in various conflicts across the globe.

As the instructors turned us loose on a quick break I told the class in jest I wanted one of the tanks picked up and moved over to another slab. One of the instructors, a fellow sergeant, pulled me aside.

“Bro, you can’t tell the boots stuff like that. They’ll do it. I once joked with a class I wanted one of those Army Drill Sergeant hats to use for a potted plant. Next thing I know one of them handed me a drill sergeant’s cover he swiped from the dining facility.”

“Come on,” I said. “No way they actually believed I was serious about moving one of those tanks.”

He raised his eyebrows and inclined his head in their direction. I turned to see about fifteen or so Marine PFCs standing around a tank scratching their heads as if cogitating a solution.

“Get away from that tank, clowns! Lay one finger on it and I’ll break your arms off!”

Another example of being aware of the impact of your words.

So be careful what you ask for, because your troops will surprise you when they strive to deliver.

Semper Fidelis!
America’s Sergeant Major

(No Marines were hurt in the taking of this photo.)

Editor’s Note: Sgt. Maj. Michael S. Burke has served throughout the U.S. Central Command area of operations with 3d Battalion, 3d Marines and Fleet Anti-terrorism Security Team (FAST) Company Bahrain. He currently serves as I&I sergeant major with 3d Battalion, 25th Marines in Brook Park, Ohio. When not motivating Marines, he writes for his blog site, http://castrapraetoria1.blogspot.com/.

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  • GySgt V USMC retired

    Some times it’s hard for our civilian counter parts to understand this trait, especially when your supervisor gives out “orders” that need to be competed before the day is done.  Sometimes we become the outcast or “named’ because we tend to push to get the assigned “mission” done. It’s difficult for others who have not served to understand our mentality, it stays with us.  Bottom line is getting the job done and doing it right the first time.

  • Gunny1369

    I remember a story from Bootcamp. We were lounging around on a sunday. It was time for chow. We only had one Junior DI on duty at that time. He made a comment he wished he had an ice cream. When we got back from chow we all banged on his hatch one by one. Everyone of us had brought him an icecream. I think there was like 60+ of us. The Senior DI stopped in and we could hear the Senior yelling at the this DI. The ice cream had melted all over alot of papers. It was one moment I remember well. We felt sorry for the Junior DI. We of course were thrashed hard for this deed. But most of us were in the pit with smile on our faces.  

  • Littleladyusmc

    We had a couple guys that worked with us that every time a navy squadron would deploy, they would aquire new desks, new chairs, new lockers, and anything that was left behind, The running joke was one day they would show up with an F-18 and say “what they left the keys in it.”  Since I was ordnance and we were stationed in bum fuck egypt no navy guys had the balls to come look for their stuff.

  • Gunny2862

    Perhaps Mr. Seck (rank unknown) remembers enough of his military courtesy to refer to members of other services by their appropriate positions, and if one read the story they were, ahem, appropriating the cover in question from Army personnel. 

  • Lottjackie

    Yes SgtMaj, that is true on so many levels. Now that I have transitioned to civilian life and job. They give me tasks that others are unable or unwilling to do, the tasks are completed. With a smile. You might take the person out of the Marine Corps but The Marine remains in the person. Semper Fi.

  • DevilDog93

    Drill Sergeant? You must of been in the Army..

  • Vertex73

    Is that for real? That’s lame. So what would you call new Marines in a line holding hands now?

  • Vrosander

    An Order is an order..Marines Are Marines..Those who cry that they can’t be called Boots..suck it..Marines Will Be Marines..irregardless of who stands in the way. civilian or other branches of the Military. I would not want to be trained any other way from 1776 to the present.We Are Marines..USMC 1983-1989.Sgt

  • http://www.facebook.com/Rik420 Rik Lasater

    Sounds just like Marine humour from my days of serving the Corps. Think most Marines can recognise and deal with sarcasm. You have to have a sense of humour or you can’t handle the pressure cooker when it’s real without screwing up, usually when you need to focus the most. Do that and survive you more than likely won’t survive a Sergeant Major…. Versatility Is Part Of The Marines Trademark.

  • Rik_420

    A lesson a boot never forgets even after he joins the fleet!!!

  • Andrew

    Great point. Anyone with Marines under them should be aware of the impact of their words and actions. The Basic School is very good about warning its lieutenants on the impact a flippant action or poorly thought out action can have on Marines. You buy a new piece of gear, and then next week all the junior Marines have that same piece of gear.
    Also, in a world where one poor action can have great impact (i.e. Marines dropping puppies or urinating on bodies), we all need to be aware of how our words and actions can reach more than the audience we intend.

  • ricky

    Ok bro stop!  The changes will not affect people already on retirements.  Nor will they affect people after a certain number of active years.  The changes really are going to affect the new joins and guy/girls on their first contract.

  • JT

    Sgt Maj won’t be so happy when military retirements are gutted in the next year!  But you Yanks always insist on civilian control of the military so good luck!

  • Steven Seck

    I remember exactly the day we got that Drill Sergeant’s hat.  God we got in trouble.  It was taken from their recieving chow hall, we never actually thought through the fact that none of their recruits in recieving would try that, and we were the only other personnel eating there.

  • http://twitter.com/brettfriedman B. A. Friedman

    Whoever runs this blog needs to change the title of this post or remove it entirely. It does not reflect well on the Marine Corps that an official blog is proclaiming that ignorace is a positive trait. The Sergeant Major should know better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/olde.rose.1 Olde Rose

     And not one recruit sensed or suspected that their DI had f’d up. Gods do not f’up. Learned that at MCRD, 1968. Ditto Quantico, 1969. Semper Fi!

  • Skupp69

     An order from a superior or C.O. should be followed ,grunts aren’t allowed to think beyond a certain point.

  • Skupp69

    An order is an order and is to be followed. Even in the working man/womans life an order right or wrong is not to be questioned. If ordered to plant a tree upside down,you do just that.

  • Skupp69

    Above move=extremely effective but can not talk about its uses.

  • Skupp69

    The throat upper cut appears to be a Krav Magra move. This will drop any man,any size and if done with a purpose may leave him gasping for breath,possibly his last breath.

  • Jcmorrison90

    Oohrah SgtMaj! I’m “picking up what you’re putting down’

  • JonesAK

    Adapt & Overcome.  It’s a good thing the Sgt stopped them b/c they would have figured out how to move it eventually.

  • Cynthialynnewing

    I can identify. I needed a lot of belongings moved from one place to another. My oldest child and only son was on leave from Camp Pendelton. The items more or less grouped, but I just said I need them moved. In a flash, it was done and we were on our way. I had to sort stuff out a bit at a later time, but it was done and FAST! Semper Fi y’all, Texas Marine Mom

  • Kevinis2006

    So marines can get njp’d for using the term boot now, yet its ok for the marine corps. to use it on an official blog page? Check.

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps the troops need to be instructed about following illegal orders.  There is such a thing, but how many of the grunts know it?  Maybe they should check out oathkeepers(dot)org…

  • Jrdowneyjr

    Back in prehistoric times while I was a Drill Instructor we had a new hat working our platoon. After going through the pick up drill he was doing the inventory of the recruits gear- “when I give the command you will go back to your rack and come back on line with “fill in the blank.” All was going well until he came to magazines on the list. At this time the platoon had not yet been to the armory for rifle issue.  All of the other drill instructors started heading for the DI house because we knew what was coming. The recruits quickly and dutifully returned to the center of the squadbay with copies of “Leatherneck” in hand.  He was left on his own to complete the inventory because every time one of us would try to return to the squadbay we were unable to keep ourselves from laughing. He got what he asked for.