This Satan Really Loves Halloween: “Fresh.Christian. Meat…. I Want Your Soul Youth Pastor!”

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Just in time for Halloween. Thanks Stephanie!

This is why we love Letterman:

Related: Letterman Rips O’Reilly a New Asshole

Matthew Barney’s Vaseline portrait of Julianne Moore as a Mirabella magzine zombie.
Saturday, Ocober 28: Get your Halloween on:
Flavorpill has some great suggestions:

Reading: Halloween
Post-It Note Reading Series Halloween Spectacular: Haunted Appliances
Music: Halloween
The Danger presents the Carnival of Illusion feat. Hungry March Band w/ Nervous Cabaret, Subatomic Sound System, and DJs Wolf + Lamb, Justin Carter, Spinoza, and Probus
DJ: Halloween
Brooklyn Chainsaw Massacre feat. Kool Herc w/ Frankie Bones and Disco D
Music: Halloween
Rituals feat. the Sun Ra Arkestra w/ Gary Lucas and PHONO Halloween feat. Basteroid w/ Plastique de Reve and Frank Martiniq
DJ: Halloween
Special Edition Halloween Rub feat. the Rub DJs w/ Scott Melker and Tittsworth
DJ: Halloween
Made Event presents Lee Burridge Halloween Ball
DJ: Halloween
Direct Drive presents Halloween Death Boat Bash! feat. Panacea w/ Tyson, Juju, Joe Nice, and Dave Q
DETAILS HERE

Sunday October 30
Art Opening at PS1:
Defamation of Character, The Gold Standard, and Music Is a Better Noise
** Plus, Alan Vega of Suicide will perform
More info here

This is funny. (Click to view)

From Yahoo Music

Ronnie James Dio to reunite with Black Sabbath bandmates
A press release was issued today announcing that Ronnie James Dio, who replaced Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath during the early ’80s, is reuniting with Sabbath’s Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward to form a new group.
The band is tenatively named Heaven And Hell, after the first Sabbath album featuring Dio’s vocals, issued in 1980.
According to the press release, “after various promoters have approached their respective management, the guys have started taking all of this very seriously, as they have wanted to reunite for some time now…If all goes well, Heaven And Hell should be hitting the road in early 2007.”
As for original Sabbath singer Ozzy Osbourne’s opinion on this new venture, this statement was issued by his camp:
“Tony Iommi and Ronnie Dio are working on a project together which has nothing to do with Black Sabbath. There is only one Black Sabbath. Ozzy, Tony, Geezer, and Bill will be touring late next year along with a new Black Sabbath album. However, Ozzy wishes Tony and Ronnie much success in their project together.”

From Defamer: In 1984, or so the YouTube blurb legend goes, the late, great Stanley Kubrick “placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes” for his upcoming project, Full Metal Jacket. Whether or not the director ever saw this submission–and we think the less we tell you about it the better–we cannot say. It does make one wonder, however, how things might have turned out differently had Kubrick plucked Brian Atene from obscurity and groomed his budding prot√©g√© to star in later films like Eyes Wide Shut

Williamsburg’s own sitcom, The Burg, just released their latest episode. It’s pretty darn funny. And best of all, it features the music of FREEwilliamsburg favorites, O’Death. Click above to watch. The people behind the show were featured in this week’s New York Observer. Here’s our favorite part:

Most of the cast lives in Manhattan. (Follow the irony snake as it swallows its tail.) Still, they manage to inhabit their roles.
‚”One thing you need to know about our show,” said Ms. Broad, ‚”is that for costuming, we take what we’re normally wearing and make it two degrees uglier.”

In case you missed it, here’s the disgusting story from the Washington Post

Possibly worse than making fun of someone’s disability is saying that it’s imaginary. That is not to mock someone’s body, but to challenge a person’s guts, integrity, sanity.
To Rush Limbaugh on Monday, Michael J. Fox looked like a faker. The actor, who suffers from Parkinson’s disease, has done a series of political ads supporting candidates who favor stem cell research, including Maryland Democrat Ben Cardin, who is running against Republican Michael Steele for the Senate seat being vacated by Paul Sarbanes.
“He is exaggerating the effects of the disease,” Limbaugh told listeners. “He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act. . . . This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.”

Michael J. Fox responds to Limbaugh’s oxycontin-induced claims here.

51% of American voters want Bush impeached.
28% say doing so is High Priority.
[from Newsweek via Wonkette]