Army
Sergeant Major Angered At Lack of Asbestos In Newly Constructed Barracks
01/13/2013
FORT CARSON, CO - Command Sergeant Major Allen Gibson of the 24th Air-to-Air Combat Drone Squadron, upon inspecting barracks built for his Battalion, became irate after being told that no … [Read More...]
Marine Corps
Marines Charged With DUI, Sexual Battery On ‘Price Is Right’ Gameshow
01/14/2013
BURBANK, CA — A recent taping of the Price is Right ended abruptly when Marine Lance Corporal Evan Boger drunkenly crashed a car on set causing over $100,000 in damages. Police responded to the … [Read More...]
Navy
Seal Team 6 Calls ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Inaccurate; Say They Don’t Pop Collars Or Wear Tapout Gear
01/11/2013
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA - An anonymous Public Affairs Officer (PAO) for Seal Team Six says the movie “Zero Dark Thirty” is factually inaccurate, portraying Seal Team Six members like the … [Read More...]
News
Military Drawing Up Plans for Nation-wide Gun Confiscations
01/10/2013
WASHINGTON, DC – A senior U.S. general has confirmed that the military has secretly drawn up plans to round up large numbers of privately-owned firearms from American gun … [Read More...]
Air Force
Chief To Airmen: Just Say No To Autoerotic Asphyxiation
01/11/2013
NELLIS AFB, NV – Airmen in the 57th Wing at Nellis Air Force Base learned a valuable lesson this week when Chief Master Sergeant Tate Watson, the wing command chief, convened an emergency … [Read More...]
OPFOR
Marines Go On Killing Spree In ‘Blue-on-Red’ Attack
12/19/2012
Note: This story was originally published in Al-Daffla Blog, a joint media venture between The Duffel Blog and Al Jazeera. TREKH NAWA, AFGHANISTAN – The US Marine Corps has … [Read More...]