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2012

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stepLINKS of the Day

It’s not the end of the world….no wait it is…and it sucks…

I like Christmas because Christianity on a whole is a religion based on a hooker lying…you know pretending she wasn’t fucking around….”Joseph, I know we haven’t had sex, yes I am still a virgin, I know I’m pregnant and virgins can’t get pregnant, it’s for sure a gift from God”…..and shit went viral…without technology of paternity tests…anything is possible…when you want to believe your wife isn’t cheating on you….or maybe that’s just what God wants us to thing….

Here are some links….

Claudia Galanti Looks Awesome Sucking Dick
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The Reality Stars Who Ruined the World – VIDEO
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J-Woww Implants
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Bikini Fitness – Posing 101
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Kerry Washington See Through for some Magazine
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Drunk Christmas Fail
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Alex Morgan Has Been Hanging Out in Hawaii in a Bikini All Week
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Claudia Romani Knows How To Dress
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Jessica Alba’s Butt Went To Target
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Messing With People Who Text The Wrong Number (11 Pics)
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Aurelia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Better Place (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Is Too Pristine To Kiss This Dirty, Nasty Thing
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20 Idiodic Apocolypse Related Tweets
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Be Careful, You’ll Tear Your Vagina (NSFW)
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Kerry Washington is an Uptown Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Scarlett Johansson in Vogue Russia
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End of the World Prank
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Great Gatsby Trailer – Cool
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Lohan Wouldn’t Kiss Charlie Sheen Cuz She Thinks He’s Dirty
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How To Turn on a Snowy Hill
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Siobhan Darke brings a little Pocahontas to Friday (NSFW)
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Busty Queen Roxetta on the Throne (NSFW)
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How About Some Sexy Sophie Turner? (NSFW)
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Slutty Teen Gets Naked in Public (NSFW)
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WWE’s Kelly Kelly See Thru on the Red Carpet
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Some Katie Holmes Just Because
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Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren And Judi Dench Can Have A Seat Now That Kim Kardashian Is Here To Take Their Roles – VIDEO
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Naomi Watts
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The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs
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Cool Newspaper Ad – Seriously.
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass in Tight Jeans
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Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway
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Gandalf Rides Unicycle
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Bryci is Naked and I Like It (NSFW)
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Perfect Gift For a Girl with No Arms (SITE NSFW)
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Cruelest Prank Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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This Bull Dog on a Swing Basically Makde My Day
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Demi Moore’s Daughters Are Disgusted With Her
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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A Very Christmassy Random Photo Dump (SITE NSFW)
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4 Dead And 3 Injured After Mass Shooting In Pennsylvania During NRA Press Conference
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Bella Reese and Mia Lelani Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Posting Nudes Enriching For Youth Aged 18 To 25 – Science!
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Real Shocker: Micaela Schaefer Dressed As A Naughty Angel For Christmas
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God Bless Massive Web Cam Tits (NSFW)
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Hot
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Faceplant!
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More Alex Morgan Paddle Boarding in a Bikini
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Best Crowd Surfing Ever!!
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A Hot Half Naked Pic of Madonna – Yeah I Said It..
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Skater Jumps over 14 Kids
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Christmas Miracle I Call the Part of the Nativity Scene they Left Out- You know where Mary Got Pregnant….
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Ballerina Fucked in Pantyhose
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Accidental Creampie Cuz the Condom Broke – Pregnancy Scare
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Classy Pregnant Sex – But When Is PRegnant Sex Not Classy?
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Young Wife Judy Throwback Amateur VHS Squirt Porn
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

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Dec

Suzy Favor Hamilton Olympic Trackstar Turned Escort of the Day

I guess it is safe to say that Olympic track and field is not properly funded, or that we’ve hit a recession, or that this Suzy Favor Hamilton chick is horny as fuck and likes getting paid for sex….because in amazing NEWS – a story hit yesterday that she was a 600 dollar an hour Las Vegas Escort….and I guess what it comes down to is that a hooker needs to know how to run, so her ripped body came prepared…made some bank…and now got busted for her sick fucking married chick perversions….

She is a three-time Olympic star and she turned to fucking for 600 dollars an hour….that’s amazing…I love all girls who prostitute themeselves…bvecause I guess we’re all fucking hookers….cuz here she is doing a different kind of prostituting herself back before she escorted for Nike…cuz Nike endorses Escorts….who can run….

Who cares, I guess she does, but I don’t….but I do think she looks hot in her escort agency promo pics….

A lot better than her track and field pics – cuz let’s face it – track girls generally aren’t hot..or the athletes getting the male attention…

It’s a great Christmas story of love, family, and goodwill towards men….

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2012

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Dec

Jodie Marsh Bikini Action of the Day

Jodie Marsh is in Barbados…doing the rounds like she was Rihanna….you know hitting all the luxurious spots….cuz she’s just a ball of fucking class….now that she has money….and I am only doing it because I have a love for Barbados and feel as though I should promote their lovely beaches…but more importantly…because I love this kind of fake titty stripper trash who should be a gutter porn star, the kind who takes 50 cocks at a time, but who is instead just some trash who gets half naked for money long enough for it to make her a name that can go to luxurious places and not get kicked out for being inappropriate…and disgusting.. She’s old..she’s haggard…she’s amazing…and she’s done


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2012

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Dec

Bar Refaeli Models Lingerie of the Day

I used to be into Bar Refaeli, partially cuz I have a jewish girl fetish, they have such good senses of humor…but mainly cuz of her tits….then I realized that with big tits, comes a relatively thick body, and despite her commercial/a-list penis insertion success, I felt…Israel had more to offer in terms of better pussy…this one just marketed herself right.,..but she can still take a good pic and most importantly she is from the promised land…possibly Christ’s incarnate, you know she walks the same streets as Jesus…making her the Christmas Light that will never burn out…even if it’s not as bright as it once was….

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2012

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Dec

Micaela Schaefer Brings the Christmas Cheer of the Day


Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she always where’s ridiculous half naked outfits….

That said, I think she’s really captured the essence of the Christmas spirit in these pics….I mean when I think of Christmas…this is the vision I see….and if this doesn’t scream Christmas to you…you’re twisted…I mean shit…she’s got a Santa hat on and everything…she must be the real St Nick….

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2012

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Dec

Sara Underwood and Candace Bailey Suggestive for Social Media of the Day


First off Candace Bailey doesn’t fucking matter, she’s just an extra in all Sara Jean Underwood pics, whether you like her or not…she’s married to the show’s creator and co-host and that in and of itself makes her absolutely uninteresting – mainly cuz the show is uninteresting…

Second off Sara Jean Underwood has done playboy, I’ve seen her pussy, and this happens to the the internet where I can google those pics, meaning anything she does from that point on clothed, no matter how much mainstream success she gets, will always remain half assed to what actual matters – and that’s seeing her naked….and she knows I am right, otherwise she wouldn’t pose like a hooker or have implants..

That said, when they rub up on each other for attention, they are still hot and that’s why I’m posting this nonsense…

Trust me when I say…it’s got nothing to do with Christmas Miracles…

Posted in:Candace Bailey|Sara Underwood

2012

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Dec

Sasha Cohen is a Bendy Figure Skate in Tights of the Day

Anyone ever jerk off to Figure Skating? I have.

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2012

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Dec

Arnold Schwarznegger Christmas of the Day

What the fuck is this – and why is it only going viral today…it is amazing…and I am glad it fucking happened….or was dug up and put out there…Gets me in the holiday spirit..even though I’m already knee deep in it.

If you want Christmas Spirit – check out the VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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2012

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Dec

Kate Moss Bikini Pics of the Day

I have a crush on Kate Moss…because her ass is like some kind of ancient ruin and I am not just saying that cuz I have Mayans on the brain, I am saying that because, It is old, well traveled and the scars and stories you find on and in it are mysterious…shit scientists need to explore and all I want to do is taste test it….cuz that’s the only kind of scientific research I’m good at…

Here she is – and I think I see nipple – Shocking


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2012

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Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…

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2012

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Stacey Keibler’s Obscure Possible Bikini for Instagram Pic of the Day


I do not know if this is Stacey Keibler in a bikini or her friend…but it is two girls in a hammock – gold digging – living the good life cuz they fuck A-Listers…probably at the same time – cuz you gotta make him think you are worth knocking up….and if anyting – even if this is her in a bikini – this is hardly erotic – but you know what – I’ll post it anyway – cuz it’s fucking Christmas

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2012

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Alex Morgan Bikini Ass of the Day

Here’s a little muscular Olympic gold winning ass….all strong enough to ride your dick…belonging to Alex Morgan in a bikini and I don’t mind it…because a little muscles never hurt anyone…especially when they are comfortable with their sexuality and appreciate a woman who tones her body in ways that make her ability to bounce on your dick like it was a squat machine all that really matters….


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2012

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Emma Clare Gabrielsen in a Topless B&W Photoshoot of the Day

Emma Clare Gabrielsen doesn’t exist on the internet and thus doesn’t exist in life…because internet is life…we’re all a bunch of robots who communicate through screens…but I guess she’s making effort to make her mark cuz she’s a NEW Model nude modeling.

Posted in:Emma Clare Gabrielsen|NFSW

2012

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Billie Faiers Huge Tits for NUTS UK of the Day

Billie Faiers is some UK reality show star with some big tits that she’s putting on blast in Nuts UK…that I appreciate looking at…but not because I am in love with big tits everywhere…but because her Stepfather was arrested for fraud and she stood by him, tried to use her big titty celebrity to help him with, and that’s my kind of girl….gotta have your stepfather’s back in this world that is so against us stepfathers…

Here are her big tits.

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2012

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Dec

Candice Boucher’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Candice Boucher is South African model who like Candice Swanepoel and other other South African models…statistically is seriously high risk for being HIV Positive….but unlike Candice Swanepoel, she did Playboy in April 2010 and now does gutter lingerie catalog shoots, instead of the prestigious, mainstream, top of the barrel lingerie shoots Candice Swanepoel does….and all this to say…I think I should move to South Africa…because they have enough bikini and lingerie models to satisfy my needs.

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