Apr

30

Candidates Dream Jobs: Tancredo Gets an A+ for Honesty

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You can tell a lot about somebody based on what their “dream job” is — unless they’re a politician, because they’re most likely lying. The A.P. asked all current presidential candidates what their dream job is, and here’s what they said: Democrats • Sen. Joe Biden, Delaware: Architect. • Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, New York: [...]

Apr

30

Monday's Column: Rodham? Faux Shizzle!

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Today’s column at WorldNetDaily is about Hillary Clinton’s pandering. I discuss her shameless fake accent and “maid” talk when speaking to black audiences, and speculate on what she’ll say on the campaign trail to other races and ethnic groups. Read “Hillary: Repubricans are rike Godzirra” for the whole comically sordid story.

Apr

30

Monday’s Column: Rodham? Faux Shizzle!

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Today’s column at WorldNetDaily is about Hillary Clinton’s pandering. I discuss her shameless fake accent and “maid” talk when speaking to black audiences, and speculate on what she’ll say on the campaign trail to other races and ethnic groups. Read “Hillary: Repubricans are rike Godzirra” for the whole comically sordid story.

Apr

29

Hillary and Bill's Lingualism: Multi vs. Cunni

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Hillary tries to explain her way out of her accent fakery by saying that the United States is ready for a “multilingual president.” Well, we weren’t really ready for her husband’s cunnilingual presidency, so I’m guessing Hillary’s multilingual one wouldn’t be much better. Hillary’s like most other politicians. She speaks three languages: Cash, check and [...]

Apr

29

Hillary and Bill’s Lingualism: Multi vs. Cunni

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Hillary tries to explain her way out of her accent fakery by saying that the United States is ready for a “multilingual president.” Well, we weren’t really ready for her husband’s cunnilingual presidency, so I’m guessing Hillary’s multilingual one wouldn’t be much better. Hillary’s like most other politicians. She speaks three languages: Cash, check and [...]

Apr

28

Women Town: China Building City Where Females Rule

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China’s tourism bureau is investing $26 million in “Women’s Town,” a “tourist attraction” where women are the boss and men get punished for disobedience. Not so surprisingly, the Women’s Town City Hall is an exact replica of my house. They’re also looking for investors. Here are the basics: The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao [...]

Apr

27

Planned Parenthood's Wall of Narcisissts

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Take a look at the pictures on the “Wall of Protest,” which is intended to display outrage with the Supreme Court’s upholding of the partial birth abortion ban. What do all the people pictured there have in common? On the other side of the debate, the aborted babies wanted to have their own wall of [...]

Apr

27

Planned Parenthood’s Wall of Narcisissts

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Take a look at the pictures on the “Wall of Protest,” which is intended to display outrage with the Supreme Court’s upholding of the partial birth abortion ban. What do all the people pictured there have in common? On the other side of the debate, the aborted babies wanted to have their own wall of [...]

Apr

27

A Baldwin Holiday?

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Alec Baldwin wants to quit acting and other endeavors and focus his life on issues of parental alienation. First he should concentrate on child alienation. Baldwin has a book coming out soon, which I believe is entitled “This thoughtless little piggy went to market with her disgusting bitch of a mom, but no, I’m the [...]

Apr

27

Joe Biden Sets Example for Other Politicians to Follow

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This is as uncomfortable as it gets, but I want to praise Senator Joe Biden. That’s right — praise Joe Biden. Biden, one of the many Democrat presidential candidates who debated last night (there hasn’t been that much weasel on one stage since Riki-Tikki-Tavi: The Musical debuted off-Broadway), was asked a question about some “offensive” [...]

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