Nov

30

Press Release: Lindsay Lohan Inspires "Help Celebrities Write Gooder" Fund

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hollywood, California A group of concerned citizens and educational professionals are pleased to announce for formation of the “’Help Celebrities Write Gooder’ Fund.” This new charity will seek to raise awareness and funds for the treatment of the growing tragedy of Hollywood’s extemporaneously challenged, specifically as it concerns the poorly written word. The [...]

Nov

30

Press Release: Lindsay Lohan Inspires “Help Celebrities Write Gooder” Fund

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hollywood, California A group of concerned citizens and educational professionals are pleased to announce for formation of the “’Help Celebrities Write Gooder’ Fund.” This new charity will seek to raise awareness and funds for the treatment of the growing tragedy of Hollywood’s extemporaneously challenged, specifically as it concerns the poorly written word. The [...]

Nov

29

Cox and Forkum Strike Again

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I’m a big fan of Cox and Forkum. No, “Cox and Forkum” isn’t the battle cry of the Scottish Army just before they charge into a brothel — they’re editorial cartoonists. Here’s their latest, tackling the issue of the “n-word” that has been debated since Michael Richards’ racial Tourettes Syndrome reared its ugly head:

Nov

29

Supreme Court Introduces NY Times to the Rest of America

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You have to love the smell of napalm in the morning, especially when it’s all over the New York Times. For decades, the traditional media, and none more than the New York Times, has considered itself above the law, in a sense. Who do they think they are? Congress? Not anymore. Anybody who thinks that their job [...]

Nov

28

Bill Clinton Talks To Kami About AIDS, What She's Doing Later

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No, no, Kami isn’t a stripper Bill met while on vacation — it’s a character on Sesame Street. From Reuters: Former U.S. President Clinton meets Kami, the HIV-positive Muppet to send message about AIDS. Clinton has joined Kami, an HIV-positive character from children’s programme Sesame Street, to send a message of tolerance ahead of World [...]

Nov

28

Bill Clinton Talks To Kami About AIDS, What She’s Doing Later

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No, no, Kami isn’t a stripper Bill met while on vacation — it’s a character on Sesame Street. From Reuters: Former U.S. President Clinton meets Kami, the HIV-positive Muppet to send message about AIDS. Clinton has joined Kami, an HIV-positive character from children’s programme Sesame Street, to send a message of tolerance ahead of World [...]

Nov

28

Jesus: The Movie

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A new movie called “The Navitity Story” has made its premiere at the Vatican. The Pope was not in attendance, nor was 16 year old actress Keisha Castle-Hughes, who plays Mary. Hughes didn’t make it to the premiere because apparently she’s a heck of a method-actor – she’s pregnant. Producers thought a 16 year old unwed pregnant [...]

Nov

27

Harmonicas Help Canadian Soldiers Kick the Elwood Blues

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A company in Canada is sending one harmonica to each Canadian soldier stationed in Afghanistan – 2,600 in all. The store, called Music Stop, is trying to help alleviate the depression of being so far away from home during the holidays. Couple that with the Pamela Anderson’s breakup, and the Canuck Army is in an emotional funk [...]

Nov

27

Whoopi Goldberg Writes Children's Book on Manners, How To Respect Their F*#%*@#g Parents

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Now we can sit back and await Ted Kennedy’s book, “Life on the wagon,” and Michael Vick’s sports tome, “How to win over the fans.” Whoopi Goldberg, described as a comedienne by many, even though she’s often about as funny as a cattle prod enema while in the throes of malaria, has a children’s book coming out which [...]

Nov

27

Whoopi Goldberg Writes Children’s Book on Manners, How To Respect Their F*#%*@#g Parents

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Now we can sit back and await Ted Kennedy’s book, “Life on the wagon,” and Michael Vick’s sports tome, “How to win over the fans.” Whoopi Goldberg, described as a comedienne by many, even though she’s often about as funny as a cattle prod enema while in the throes of malaria, has a children’s book coming out which [...]

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