Sep

30

Knee-Shooters for Peace

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The anti-war, pro-nausea group “Breasts Not Bombs” has dropped some more breast-bombs, this time in DC, in order to facilitate your bulimia experience on a Sunday. Surgeon General’s warning: The above link contains dangerous amounts of trans-fats and an alleged woman who looks like a topless Gregg Allman. Click at your own risk.

Sep

29

School Dhimmicrats on Parade

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It’s the same question every Christmas: What do you get for the person who’s offended by everything? Why, you consider getting rid of Christmas, of course. Oh, and Jell-O. Near Chicago, school bureaucrats are being fitted for their turbans: The holiday traditions are facing elimination in some Oak Lawn schools this year after complaints that [...]

Sep

28

Lucidity Impossible: Tom Cruise Digging Alien Bunker at the Funny Farm?

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Normally I laugh off these kinds of stories as Hollywood rumor mill tabloid tripe, but hey, it’s Tom Cruise, so I sorta believe it: Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports. The [...]

Sep

28

Hate Crime Laws: Marcia Brady Places Self in Grave Danger

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A few days ago, it was rumored, in The National Enquirer, that the woman best known for playing Marcia on The Brady Bunch would divulge, in her forthcoming book, that she is a lesbian and once had dalliances with Eve Plumb, who played Jan. If you’re like me, you read news I thought to yourself, [...]

Sep

27

Global Warming Not Politically Motivated (pause for laughter)

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James Hansen, for those who are lucky enough to be ignorant of nth-degree meteorology and climatology, is the Chuck Yeager of the global warming theory and even makes Al Gore look like a paper hat clad trainee at “We’re All Gonna Die Burger.” Hansen is often quoted as a global warming “expert” and an unbiased [...]

Sep

27

An Opinion From an Unbiased News Anchor — But First, Katie Couric's View

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Katie “$2.51 per viewer” Couric spoke at the National Press Club on Tuesday. Here’s part of what she said: The former “Today” show anchor traced her discomfort with the administration’s march to war back to the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks. “The whole culture of wearing flags on our lapel and saying ‘we’ when [...]

Sep

27

An Opinion From an Unbiased News Anchor — But First, Katie Couric’s View

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Katie “$2.51 per viewer” Couric spoke at the National Press Club on Tuesday. Here’s part of what she said: The former “Today” show anchor traced her discomfort with the administration’s march to war back to the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks. “The whole culture of wearing flags on our lapel and saying ‘we’ when [...]

Sep

26

Where's Waldo?

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Earlier today I was flipping through one of the media trade magazines and ran across an ad for the annual Walter Kaitz Foundation “Expressions of Diversity” dinner. Here’s the goal of the Kaitz Foundation: The Walter Kaitz Foundation was established in 1980 as a not-for profit organization with the purpose of diversifying the executive suites [...]

Sep

26

Where’s Waldo?

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Earlier today I was flipping through one of the media trade magazines and ran across an ad for the annual Walter Kaitz Foundation “Expressions of Diversity” dinner. Here’s the goal of the Kaitz Foundation: The Walter Kaitz Foundation was established in 1980 as a not-for profit organization with the purpose of diversifying the executive suites [...]

Sep

26

Panned Parenthood: Tragedy and Irony on Parade in Aurora

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Hundreds of people whose parents didn’t abort them marched at a big Planned Parenthood rally in Aurora Illinois yesterday. Due to a scheduling conflict, Hillary was unable to show up wearing her famous “If abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will be allowed to screw around with my husband” t-shirt. Darn. Here are a bunch of [...]

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