May

31

Column for the Attention Span Challenged

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If you missed Monday’s column at WorldNetDaily, “John Wayne, where are you?” and just don’t have much time, there are snips from it in today’s Culture Briefs section of the Washington Times.

May

31

Earth, Mars, Neptune Warming — Sheryl Crow Recommends 1/2 Square of Toilet Paper To Save Uranus

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Did you know there’s industrialized life on Mars and Neptune? There has to be. Recent reports show that global warming is on the rise dramatically on Neptune, and ice caps are melting on Mars. There must be relatively intelligent but ecologically stupid life on these planets flying jets, driving SUV’s and using aerosol hairspray. As [...]

May

31

Earth, Mars, Neptune Warming — Sheryl Crow Recommends 1/2 Square of Toilet Paper To Save Uranus

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Did you know there’s industrialized life on Mars and Neptune? There has to be. Recent reports show that global warming is on the rise dramatically on Neptune, and ice caps are melting on Mars. There must be relatively intelligent but ecologically stupid life on these planets flying jets, driving SUV’s and using aerosol hairspray. As [...]

May

30

Help Wanted: NASA Administrator — Must Have Own Slide Rule, DVD Copy of "An Inconvenient Truth"

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There’s a good chance there will be a job opening at NASA in coming months. NASA administrator Michael Griffin, in an NPR interview, has doubts about man-made global warming: I have no doubt that global — that a trend of global warming exists. I am not sure that it is fair to say that it [...]

May

30

Help Wanted: NASA Administrator — Must Have Own Slide Rule, DVD Copy of “An Inconvenient Truth”

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There’s a good chance there will be a job opening at NASA in coming months. NASA administrator Michael Griffin, in an NPR interview, has doubts about man-made global warming: I have no doubt that global — that a trend of global warming exists. I am not sure that it is fair to say that it [...]

May

30

Raising the Price of Legal, Lowering the Cost of Illegal

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Back when it was illegal to be in the country illegally, none of this would have made sense. But now that we’ve grown accustomed to complete buffoonery and counter-productive bone-headedness coming from Washington, this isn’t really much of a surprise: The Bush administration will announce increases in immigration application fees today that will double the [...]

May

29

What Hillary Says vs. What Hillary Means — Lesson 1: Communism = "Shared Prosperity"

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Well, for the first time in many, many years, Hillary Clinton has given a man an erection — unfortunately, that man is Karl Marx: Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined a broad economic vision Tuesday, saying it’s time to replace an “on your own” society with one based on shared responsibility and prosperity. The Democratic [...]

May

29

What Hillary Says vs. What Hillary Means — Lesson 1: Communism = “Shared Prosperity”

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Well, for the first time in many, many years, Hillary Clinton has given a man an erection — unfortunately, that man is Karl Marx: Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined a broad economic vision Tuesday, saying it’s time to replace an “on your own” society with one based on shared responsibility and prosperity. The Democratic [...]

May

29

Scooping Themselves Out of Existence: The MSM Spilling National Secrets

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When it comes to gladly broadcasting secrets that are detrimental to the United States and the safety of the men and women who serve it, the mainstream media now remind me of the joke about the New York Times cover page as it would have appeared before the Revolutionary War if the news organization had [...]

May

28

A Memorial Day Note to Service Members Past and Present

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My column today at WorldNetDaily, “John Wayne, where are you?” is about how Hollywood, and the rest of us, could really use an actor who embodies the American spirit like The Duke did. In spite of his numerous war movies though, Wayne never served in the military, so I thought I’d put Hollywood behind us [...]

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