The video below featuring Chris Matthews saying that Obama’s approach on Afghanistan is “too much Chamberlain, not enough Churchill” is patently hilarious (or perhaps Patton-ly absurd). Obama campaigned and was elected (with great assistance from the likes of Chris Matthews and his fellow Hopeophiles in the media) on a platform of ending the war, appeasing [...]

Maybe CNN could find time for this in one of their overnight slots — unless they think it’s too conservative: A mysterious TV channel praising Saddam Hussein has dropped off the airwaves just three days after it first began broadcasting. The chairman of the so-called Saddam Channel told The Associated Press it will return by [...]

Somebody didn’t pay attention to the sign, and it’s not surprising: Scientists at the University of East Anglia have admitted throwing away much of the raw temperature data on which their predictions of global warming are based. It means that other academics are not able to check basic calculations said to show a long-term rise [...]

If Mike Huckabee was a 2012 presidential hopeful, the fact that he granted clemency to an apparently career criminal who is now suspected of murdering four police officers in Washington yesterday morning might have put an end to that. A statement on Huckabee’s website explains: He was recommended for and received a commutation of his [...]

As Tiger Woods shops for a “Kobe Special,” Arnold Schwarzenegger denies that his IRS troubles are an attempt to secure a position in Obama’s cabinet, and the State Dinner crashers search for somebody to pay them several hundred thousand dollars for their harrowing tale of… walking into a party, here’s some Sunday afternoon fun from [...]

Cindy Sheehan should thank this veteran for pushing her around, or else this rally never would have gotten nearly as much attention: FAIRFIELD, Calif. (CBS13) ― An unidentified military veteran was involved in a tense confrontation with anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan and the group Code Pink at a rally at Travis Air Force Base on [...]

If you’re into the hobby of idiot-spotting, there’s no better place to pretend you’re an ornithologist studying the migratory pattern of the Doofus Finch than by watching The View. There’s always somebody on that panel that never disappoints. Last week that person — a Moron Airlines frequent-flyer — was Joy Behar. “Isn’t the term ‘Black [...]

Howard “YEEARGH!” Dean appeared on Air America’s Bill Press Show (Air America is still on the air?) and told Press that the current health bill in the Senate is nothing but a huge insurance industry bailout, will dramatically raise health costs for consumers, will burden future generations with trillions of debt, is unsustainable and contains [...]

Hopefully this was enough of a scare to finally prompt the government to build internment camps to indefinitely hold reality show contestant wannabes. Not only are they incredibly annoying, but they’ve also become security threats: United States Secret Service agents are conducting an internal review to determine how Washington area socialites Tareq and Michaele Salahi [...]

Soon we’ll be loading the kids into the car to take them over the river and through the woods to their grandmother (and grandfather’s) house for our annual tradition of eating turkey and watching the Lions get their ass kicked (though we do have a pretty tough rookie quarterback). Hopefully all of you are spending [...]

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