Jan

31

The Audacity of Dope: Obama’s Brother Arrested for Drug Posession

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I’m still trying to decide if Barack Obama’s half brother is a black Billy Carter, or a Kenyan Roger Clinton… maybe a little of both. In any case, this guy’s going to be some kind of fun in coming years, and maybe even a little bit of a headache for The One: NAIROBI (AFP) — [...]

Jan

31

Daschle Reinforces Liberal Definition of ‘Oversight’

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Tom Daschle has shirked his “patriotic duty” as Joe Biden defines it. That’s right, yet another hypocrite who wants you and me to pay as much in taxes as possible and will see to it that we rot in prison if we don’t has been caught dodging his own tax responsibilities: Former Senate Democratic Leader [...]

Jan

30

Bush Derangement Syndrome, Post Presidency Edition: Top 10 Reactions to Crowd Cheering

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Bush is out of office, but the Derangement Syndrome lives on. Former President Bush and his wife were recently wildly cheered at a basketball game they attended in Texas. Wait — Bush. Cheered? What gives? That can’t happen, can it? Bush also appeared to tear up during the National Anthem. Some lefties were befuddled at [...]

Jan

30

Freudian Slip of the Day: Obama Unwittingly Highlights Problem with Government ‘Solutions’

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One sentence in President Obama’s words to reporters (video here) — in which he called Wall Street “shameful” for accepting taxpayer bailout money while continuing to dole out huge bonuses — struck me as an honestly fitting Freudian slip coming from a politician: “We’ve got a big hole we’ve got to dig ourselves out of.” [...]

Jan

30

Statue in Honor of Iraqi Shoe Thrower Touches the Sole

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Apparently the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at Bush is now the Jimmy Doolittle of the Middle East, because somebody created a piece of “art” in his honor. From the SF Chronicle: Iraqi officials share a laugh as they unveil a bronze shoe monument representing the one thrown by Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi at [...]

Jan

29

George HW Bush on Dealing With a Protester

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The week isn’t even over yet, but we’ll go ahead and award “Quote of the Week” to former president George HW Bush. It’s not going to get much funnier than this. Bush and Bill Clinton spoke at the National Automobile Dealers Association dinner Tuesday, and Bush told a hilarious story of how he once dealt [...]

Jan

29

New Sponsor: TimboTax

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I’d like to take a minute to introduce you all to a new sponsor of my site: Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner’s “TimboTax.” I just did my taxes using this cutting edge software, and the savings were so unreal even the IRS won’t believe it! Order yours today!

Jan

29

NBC Rejects PETA ‘Salad Shooter’ Ad

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PETA produced an ad they wanted to air during the Super Bowl on NBC this coming Sunday. The ad features women whose knees must buckle whenever they go through the produce section of the grocery store. It’s called “Veggie Love.” NBC has refused to air the ad over concerns of showing a woman “rubbing her [...]

Jan

28

Bombaholics Anonymous: Jihad Rehab in 12 Easy Steps

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Yeah, I know; “Jihad rehab? You’re f-in kiddin’ me, right?” Nope, I’m not kidding: U.S. lawmakers considering the closure of the controversial Guantanamo Bay detention center will probably be looking at a rehabilitation program in Saudi Arabia that focuses on religious re-education for captured jihadists. This program is run by the Saudi Arabian government, but [...]

Jan

28

Dems vs. Limbaugh: Don’t You Wish…

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Don’t you wish Democrats felt as threatened by Islamofascism as they are by Rush Limbaugh? Don’t you wish Democrats recognized the right to free speech with the same enthusiasm they recognize the right to an abortion? Don’t you wish Democrats criticized what Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hamas say half as much as they criticize what Rush [...]

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