May

31

Denmark’s Full of Jerks This Weekend

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I was looking for something to take our minds off politics this weekend, and dang if I didn’t find a rather disgusting distraction in Denmark. It’s a long road as far as preparation goes, but this is when the decades of training and dedication finally pays off: ISHOJ , Denmark, May 30 (UPI) — Organizers [...]

May

30

Enhanced Photo of Previously Undiscovered Tribe Dashes Hillary’s Only Remaining Hope

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Photos of a previously undiscovered tribe in the Amazonian rainforest are making the rounds. The discovery is significant because it means Hillary Clinton would no longer be the only person in the Western Hemisphere to be completely unaware that she has no chance of winning the nomination. At first glance, this story would give us [...]

May

30

McClellan on Olbermann, or Maybe Vice-Versa is More Accurate

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Scott McClellan, Bush’s former Press Secretary who just couldn’t believe the horrendous words that were made to come out of his mouth, was on Keith Olbermann’s “Countdown” show last night, and you’d have to pop in a DVD of Bambi to see more fawning. Here are some select transcripts from the interview. McClellan’s shins must [...]

May

30

The Unhittable Mariah Carey

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After this post, I promise I won’t mention a pop star for at least three months, but how bad was Mariah Carey’s “first pitch” at a baseball game in Japan? So horrible that the Detroit Tigers just signed her on to replace Francisco Cruceta as their ace middle reliever. Maybe the Tigers would play better [...]

May

29

Shamlet: Gore’s Fictional Shakespearean Tragedy to be Immortalized in Opera

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Saying “now it’s getting silly” about Al Gore’s shtick is a little like claiming that the Pacific Ocean is getting a little damp, but this takes the cake: MILAN, Italy (AP) – First it was the film and the book. Now the next stop for Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” is opera. La Scala officials [...]

May

29

Hillary Drinks to Find Her Campaign More Attractive

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Judging from recent photos, an intervention may be in order as the depression sets in: Looks to me like Bill’s going to be getting some tonight — at least until Hillary stumbles through the door and breaks it up. You know it’s getting out of control when even Hillary’s bust is getting in on the [...]

May

29

Scott McClellan and the Lucrative Nuremberg Defense

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Let’s get this out of the way quickly: The only people I hate more than those who sell out their beliefs to get a good job and ultimately pad a bank account are people who believed in what they were doing but later rolled over on their former boss because it was popular to do [...]

May

28

Featured Email: Don’t Stay Away Mad, Just Stay Away

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A little earlier today I received the following email from a Jeff G., sent to my WorldNetDaily address: Subject: Why I left the USA… because of people like you… http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=40101 Rock against American Idiots! Stuff that in your ballot box! Signed: American proudly NOT living in America anymore… The column he points to is something [...]

May

28

Mike Barnicle Compliments Bloggers

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Former Boston Globe columnist, Mike Barnicle, was anchoring the “Morning Joe” show on MSNBC. While discussing the Obama’s Uncle liberating Auschwitz story with his guest and the three viewers watching the show, Barnicle said this about bloggers: What about the theory that we in the news media have taken ourselves so seriously, because of this [...]

May

28

Cover-Uppers Having Trouble Adjusting to Being Cover-Uppees?

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What’s wrong with the Democrats’ race for the presidential nomination? Hillary should be winning, right? In reality, according to Bill, she is winning, but there is some sort of all-powerful controlling force at work that is covering up the fact that Hillary is in actuality the nominee: Former President Clinton said that Democrats were more [...]

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