Oct
31
Rush In-Depth
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The UK’s Telegraph has published an interesting behind-the-scenes story about Rush Limbaugh. What makes this essay an anomaly more than anything is the fact that the author obviously didn’t set out with a preconceived negative angle — a true rarity for a mainstream media outlet covering an American conservative. I came close to meeting Rush [...]
Oct
31
And the Coveted Al Qaeda Endorsement Goes To…
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Well, they didn’t really name who they wanted to win, but the “nudge, nudge” factor in this “non-endorsement” is so strong I was knocked off the left side of my chair. Al Qaeda leader Abu Yahya al-Libi said that the Republicans deserve to be “humiliated.” He said that “the Republican Party has invited not just [...]
Oct
31
New Word: Obamacide
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Not only does the creation of a hopeless dependency culture breed pitiful indigent lemmings who some days are too lazy to even suck the public teet, but it also can lead to suicidal depression where the decedents are now actually leaving the dependency to their family in their will: EL PASO – The man who [...]
Oct
30
A Picture That is Worth a Thousand Turds
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This is just nauseating. Here’s Nancy “Oil can! Oil can!” Pelosi and her fellow Democrat slimewads posing for pictures next to the financial bailout bill they constructed that will do nothing but perpetuate a problem they caused. What a reason to be proud. I feel like I’m watching people at a funeral doing a photo [...]
Oct
30
The Obama Infomercial: A Very Brief Analysis
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Did you see any of the Obama infomercial last night? It didn’t turn out exactly the way I envisioned it, but it got pretty close. Here’s part one. Isn’t it funny how “middle America” is mocked and ridiculed by the bi-coastal elite when they’re not ignoring it altogether, but these same liberals always open their [...]
Oct
30
Obama Confuses Communism With Charity
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Here’s Barack Obama attempting to disarm John McCain’s “socialism” attacks (video here): “By the end of the week he’ll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten!” Wrong, Messiah. If you give your toys to somebody else, that makes you charitable — if you give my toys to [...]
Oct
29
One-Size-Fits-All Debate Highlight
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We now interrupt regular blogging to bring you coverage of a debate featuring the two candidates who are competing for your local congressional seat:
Oct
29
Ohio Homeless: ‘Brother Can You Spare a Ballot?’ Ohio Judge: ‘Sure’
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This just in from the “What could possibly go wrong?” department: Homeless people cannot be denied the right to vote because the grate they sleep on doesn’t have an address, a federal magistrate has ruled. Edmund Sargus, a U.S. District Court judge for southern Ohio, on Monday ordered Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner not [...]
Oct
29
Dingbat Celeb of the Week: Ashley Judd
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Today’s big bucket of extra-crispy stupid comes to us from a free-range doofus who comprises the one-third of The Judds that doesn’t sing. Ashley Judd has spoken out about politics: “A woman voting for McCain/Palin is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.” Uh huh, because a woman who votes to put another woman in [...]
Oct
28
Pittsburgh Steelers Slightly Alter Logo to Honor Obama
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At a rally, Pittsburgh Steelers President Dan Rooney, who has endorsed Obama, presented the Democrat candidate with a team jersey. Rooney also announced that the team will slightly change its helmet logo for Monday night’s game against Washington to show solidarity with Obama and Biden heading into the following day’s election. The alterations from the [...]