Jun

30

Dueling NY Times Obituary Headlines: Strom Thurmond vs. Robert Byrd

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Here’s the 2003 obit headline from the New York Times for non-Klansman Republican Senator Strom Thurmond: And here’s the obit headline for former Ku Klux Klan Grand Kleagle, Democrat Senator Robert Byrd: Both obits, it’s worth noting, were written by Adam “major league a-hole” Clymer. (h/t James Taranto)

Jun

30

Nat’l Enquirer Cover Way Too Gore-y

Filed Under Global Warming, Law, Moonbats | 6 Comments

Here’s the masseuse-in-question, Molly Hagerty, who is claiming Al Gore/Mr. Stone tried to force her to climb the south face of Mt. Moonbat. She’s holding a sackful of what she says contains the crazed sex poodle’s “second chakra” droppings. I can’t go on — getting ill… Enquiring minds no longer want to know. I’m a [...]

Jun

30

Putin Angry With US For Arresting Boris & Natasha

Filed Under Law, Politics, World News | 3 Comments

It’s getting so you can’t even plant spies in somebody else’s country without that country getting all wiggy about it and ruining a good relationship: Prime Minister Vladimir V. Putin criticized American law enforcement agencies on Tuesday for breaking up an what they described as a Russian espionage ring in the United States, as other [...]

Jun

30

Joe Biden Stars in ’30 Seconds Over the Oil Spill’

Filed Under Environment, Politics | 5 Comments

HotAirPundit sums up the continuing joke that is the “from day one” Obama administration’s response to the oil spill: Funny how V.P. Biden has plenty of time to fly to Wisconsin for a fundraiser for Russ Feingold, go to the World Cup and watch soccer, come back and play golf with Obama, but he can’t [...]

Jun

30

Franken Sketches Sessions, Sessions Returns the Favor

Filed Under Humor, Politics | 2 Comments

At the confirmation hearing for Elena Kagan yesterday, Sen. Al Franken, well aware that he’s going to vote to confirm the uber-progressive SCOTUS nominee no matter what Kagan says during questioning, had some free time, so he sketched a picture of another member of the Judiciary Committee, Republican Sen. Jeff Sessions: Sessions saw Franken’s drawing [...]

Jun

30

Twitter Woes Update

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Twitterers may or may not have noticed that I haven’t posted to Twitter since last Friday. The reason is that I’m unable to get to the “home” page where you write the posts. I can log in and get to everywhere else in the site, but that page won’t load (I get an “over capacity” [...]

Jun

29

People Who Don’t Believe Gore Tried to Have Sex With That Masseuse are Just Like Holocaust Deniers

Filed Under Global Warming, Law, Moonbats | 1 Comment

That’s all, really. I just wanted to see how the unwaivering followers of the hypocritical and greedy **“crazed sex poodle” like it when their own insane comparisons are thrown back at them. Oh, and if Gore ever asks for your help in releasing his second chakra, step away quickly. **When applying the term “crazed sex [...]

Jun

29

Spies Like Us: Obama Upset About Timing of Russian Spy Arrests

Filed Under Nat'l Security, Politics | 4 Comments

President Obama keeps offering up every detail about the US nuke arsenal, so I don’t really understand why the Russians feel like they need spies anymore when they can get all the info they need just by calling up the White House, but they’re still spying nonetheless: They had lived for more than a decade [...]

Jun

28

Smartass CEO of GE Collapses as Biden Speaks

Filed Under Business, Politics | 1 Comment

Joe Biden is in Kentucky continuing his “Summer Recovery 2010″ tour (aka “Scams Across America”), and Pluggers was speaking at GE’s Appliance Park about the stimulus boondoggle, when Jim Campbell, smartass CEO of GE Appliances and Lighting, collapsed. Fortunately it sounds like Campbell’s going to be okay and it was just a heat-related incident, but [...]

Jun

28

SCOTUS Ruling: Gun Rights Prevail

Filed Under Law, Politics | 1 Comment

The Supreme Court just announced its ruling on McDonald v. Chicago. I’ve been keeping half an eye on the SCOTUSblog’s live coverage (yes, I’m that bored), and this just came across: Tom: Gun rights prevail Erin: The opinion concludes that the 14th Amendment does incorporate the Second Amendment right recognized in Heller to keep and [...]

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