Web Wrap: How to survive in a horror movie, a new coin, and more stories for a slow news day
Today is Friday so go out and break your New Years Resolution.
Dizzee Rascal’s ‘Bassline Junkie’ video features the dirtiest, stinkiest bass of the year
A damn catchy song, too.
‘Satan loves anal sex’ and ‘gay men give anal birth to the devil’, says ex gay porn star
Slow news day? Not anymore.
Death Grips release 13-minute short film for ‘Come Up And Get Me’
Vaguely resembles a Frederico Fellini movie.
‘Dredd’ is still better than ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
And “TDKR” isn’t that good.
Party like it’s 2009: Children of the recession more likely to booze and smoke weed, study says
Recession babies are more likely to turn into teenage hellians.
Here’s R. Kelly’s tribute song for the Newtown survivors
Touching stuff.
5 reasons you should not invite Clifford over for dinner
He cannot be trusted.
Teen genius drives drunk, brags about it on Facebook, gets arrested
“Drivin drunk … classic 
”
This is what actually happens when you give teachers guns in schools
If you give crazy people guns, they will shoot innocent people. Thank god this guy in Vermont was caught.
House GOP snuck spending to fight against gay marriage into Boehner’s reelection
The House GOP voted to fund the fight against same sex marriage just a day after denying it for the Violence Against Women act.
Dizzee Rascal’s ‘Bassline Junkie’ video features the dirtiest, stinkiest bass of the year
A damn catchy song, too.
Hollywood mulling Hillary Clinton script
A film script about Hillary Clinton’s early years made its way to number four on 2012′s Black List.
Can’t Fox make Ben Stiller’s ‘Die Hard 12′ instead?
Hell, I’ll cater the production out of pocket.
Total Warr covers the Pixies’ ‘Where Is My Mind’
What’s not to like?
That Sinking Feeling: The US Navy takes on the bath salts nightmare
You’re not a psycho, sailor. Are ya?
The 25 most awesome saxophone songs of all time
25 unprotected sax solos.
Icelandic girl sues state for permission to use her own name
Her mother, named Bjork (of course), doesn’t get why so few names are allowed in Iceland.
