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John Paczkowski
Apple’s Cook, Google’s Schmidt and Intel’s Otellini to Be Questioned Over No-Poaching Pact
Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
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Water Wigs
We found a bunch of awesome bald men and hurled water balloons at their heads.The Garden of Your Mind
Mr. Rogers gets his long overdue autotune treatment.Welcome to the official Kickstarter page for Greece!
Greece is a small country in the south of Europe known for inventing democracy and western philosophy and for its national motto, “Release the Kraken!”Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook
SPARKLING WATER INGREDIENTS: 1 glass sparkling water 1 ham DIRECTIONS: Put ham in water.Home Video Commentaries: Not Where You Saw
“It really conveys the sound of pride leaving the body.”Nonsense Shopping List Prank
Got any stove babies? How about a baby-size shark cage?Yelping With Cormac
Taco Bell: The man spoke of his trials with the taco so terrible even God could not eat it.Siri Meets Eliza
How long have you been fine. Thanks for asking?ThunderLOLcats
I CAN HAS OMINS?Cookie Monster sings Tom Waits
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Shall I charge this to your BlackBerry, sir?
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1,100 Jobs Outsourced or Axed at Nokia
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Dutch Court Rules Samsung Galaxy Tablets Don’t Copy Apple’s iPad
Last October, a British court ruled that Samsung’s Galaxy Tab tablets don’t infringe Apple’s design patents; now a Dutch court has found the same thing. On Wednesday, a district court in the Hague ruled that Samsung’s Galaxy Tab 10.1, Galaxy Tab 8.9 and Galaxy Tab 7.7 don’t infringe Apple’s registered design for the iPad. While the devices might share a similar rectangular shape with rounded corners, the overall impression they present is different, the court said.App Store Judge Tells Apple and Amazon to Get a Conference Room
A court-ordered attempt at resolution before the courtroom battle begins in earnest.
Apple Retail VP Jerry McDougal Resigns
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