New Species: The Evolution of Urban Youth!

A new species has emerged and is found mostly in the large urban areas.  They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile. Apparently one small step for man is a big step backward for mankind.  See the shocking images of this new species below.

Georgia Mother Stops Home Invasion

AN ARMED HOME OWNER IN LOGANVILLE, GA STOPS WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A TRAGEDY FOR HERSELF AND HER 9 YEAR OLD TWINS.  THIS MOTHER OF TWO FLEED TO AN UPSTAIRS CLOSET WITH HER TWO SMALL ONES AS THE INTRUDER PLUNDERED THE HOUSE EVENTUALLY OPENING THE CLOSET WHERE SHE AND TWINS WERE HIDING.  HE FOUND HIMSELF LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A 38CAL REVOLVER WHICH THE LADY FIRED HITTING HIM IN THE FACE AND NECK.  THE INTRUDER FLEED BUT WAS CAUGHT BY POLICE A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY AFTER RUNNING OFF THE ROAD.  PRESIDENT OBAMA KEEP YOUR FRICKIN' HANDS OFF THE GUNS OF HONEST AMERICANS.  I WONDER IF OUR PRESIDENT WILL SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.  PERHAPS IF THE INTRUDER HAD KILLED THE MOTHER AND HER TWO CHILDREN HE WOULD SPEAK UP.  THE SIMPLE TRUTH HERE IS THAT EVENTS LIKE THIS DO NOT FIT THE PRESIDENT'S ANTI-GUN AGENDA.

Obama Tax Cuts aka Bush Tax Cuts

REMEMBER WHEN THE BUSH TAX CUTS WERE SIGNED INTO LAW.  MOST ALL DEMOCRATS WERE OPPOSED TO THEM, BUT NOW WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THOSE MAKING OVER $400,000 THEY HAVE BEEN RESTORED.  NOW THE BUSH TAX CUTS ARE THE GREATEST THING EVER.  BUT THERE IS A CATCH, TAXES HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF IN OTHER AREAS AND ALONG WITH THOSE TAX INCREASES NEW FEDERAL REGULATIONS HAVE INCREASED THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS IN THIS COUNTRY.  A COST THAT WILL NOT BE BORN BY BUSINESS, BUT BE PASSED ALONG TO THE CONSUMER----MORE TAXES IN A ROUND-ABOUT WAY!

Obama allows Payroll Taxes to go Up!

LIBERALS AND THE MSM ARE ALL GIDDY ABOUT TAXES ON MILLIONAIRES GOING UP, BUT THEY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THE PAYROLL TAX HOLIDAY IS OVER AND THAT MEANS THAT TAXES ON 160,000,000 AMERICANS WILL INCREASE IN 2013 BY AN AVERAGE OF $1,000 PER FAMILY.  OF COURSE THEY WILL SAY ITS NOT A TAX INCREASE, BUT THE RESULT IS THE SAME----YOUR POCKET BOOK WILL TELL THE TRUTH.  HEY THE FREE RIDE IS COMING TO AN END.  TAKE ALL THE MONEY FROM THE RICH AND ITS NOT ENOUGH TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT AND KEEP GIVING AWAY "SO-CALLED" FREE STUFF.

Hollywood and Gun Violence

THE LIBERAL ELITES IN HOLLYWOOD TALK A LOT ABOUT GUN VIOLENCE AND MOST WOULD LIKE A BAN ON GUNS, BUT REFUSE TO CALL FOR ANY CURBS ON GUN VIOLENCE IN THEIR FILMS.  YOU WILL KNOW THEY ARE SERIOUS ABOUT CLEANING UP THEIR OWN HOUSE AND JUST NOT HYPOCRITES WHEN YOU SEE THE BELOW IMAGE IN THEIR MOVIES.

Happy New Year America 2013

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS AND GALS.  KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY. JUST BE PATIENT YOU'LL GET THAT CLEAR SHOT THIS YEAR AT THE CRITTER YOU WANT MOST.  SOME VARMINTS ARE WILEY, BUT THEY ALL SLIP UP IN THE END. 

IF YOU WANT MORE DETAILS THAT JUST MUDDY THE WATERS GO TO ANOTHER SITE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU!
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Defining "Oxymoron"

MY WIFE ONCE TOLD ME SHE WAS A "LITTLE PREGNANT" AND WANTED TO GET AN "EXACT ESTIMATE" ON CONVERTING THE SPARE BEDROOM INTO A NURSERY SO WE COULD STILL BE "ALONE TOGETHER" IN OUR BEDROOM AND WHILE I LISTENED IN "DEAFENING SILENCE" I REALIZED THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS "FREE LOVE".  ALL OF THE PHRASES ENCLOSED IN QUOTES ARE OXYMORON'S AND COMMONLY USED, BUT THE BEST EXAMPLE OF AN OXYMORON CAN BE FOUND BELOW.