As we approach the fiscal cliff at the same time of year as the generic, watered-down, non-offensive winter celebration many people formerly knew as Christmas, it is only fitting to update a classic song to fit the sad times we live in.
The Twelve Days of Cliffmas
On the first day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
a debt we can never repay.
On the second day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the third day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the fourth day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
an a debt we can never repay.
On the fifth day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the sixth day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Six Volts a-sputtering,
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the seventh day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Seven solar panels,
Six Volts a-sputtering,
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the eighth day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Eight cronies a-bilking,
Seven solar panels,
Six Volts a-sputtering,
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the ninth day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Nine union bailouts,
Eight cronies a-bilking,
Seven solar panels,
Six Volts a-sputtering,
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the tenth day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Ten banks a-borrowing,
Nine union bailouts,
Eight cronies a-bilking,
Seven solar panels,
Six Volts a-sputtering,
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the eleventh day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Eleven Fed easings,
Ten banks a-borrowing,
Nine union bailouts,
Eight cronies a-bilking,
Seven solar panels,
Six Volts a-sputtering,
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
On the twelfth day of Cliffmas
Obama sent to me
Twelve worthless Treasuries,
Eleven Fed easings,
Ten banks a-borrowing,
Nine union bailouts,
Eight cronies a-bilking,
Seven solar panels,
Six Volts a-sputtering,
Five health exchanges,
Four IRS agents,
Three defense cuts,
Two tax increases,
and a debt we can never repay.
Happy Holidays!