Christmas 2012. Clutching his government approved revolver, a despondent Santa pores over his mailbag, resigned to becoming the latest casualty in the war on Christmas. Buck up Santa, the war isn't against you or the consumerist glut you've come to symbolize. The war is against Christ and His influence on our society. The same geniuses who banned "Thou shalt not kill" from the public schools are now having nocturnal emissions over their opportunity to use the Sandy Hook atrocity to disarm the law-abiding. Hope you have the merriest Christmas allowable by law. –Dale
DALETOONS ARE HERE AND SO ARE YOU
No matter how you wound up here, I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Thursday, December 20, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Lost Soul Train
There's stupid and then there's CELEBRITY STUPID. At last week's Soul Train Awards show, Jamie Foxx, apparently high on hopium, declared Barack Obama to be Lord and Savior. More disturbingly, the crowd reacted with enthusiastic support for his allegedly jocular blasphemy. When 95% of African-American church members have no problem casting a vote in favor of a president with such screamingly anti-Christian policies, something is way wrong. Even fraudulent elections have consequences. –Dale
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Obamatown
The old divide and conquer strategy worked like a charm. Dupe America has won the day, but her Obama jones will prove to be her undoing. Loosely quoting John MacArthur, "The sins listed in Romans 1 are the heart of the Democratic Party platform." This election was likely America's final break with the God of our fathers. God will not force Himself on anyone or any nation. He will allow us to have our will. This will come as welcome news to many until they realize that the blessings of Liberty will go with Him. –Dale
To all my fantastic friends on this blog: I want to thank you all for the encouragement you have given me over the years. This will be my last toon for a while, as I devote more attention to things that have been on my back burner for the last four years. I still plan to post sporadically, but look forward to a break from the "wonderful" world of politics.
To all my fantastic friends on this blog: I want to thank you all for the encouragement you have given me over the years. This will be my last toon for a while, as I devote more attention to things that have been on my back burner for the last four years. I still plan to post sporadically, but look forward to a break from the "wonderful" world of politics.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Shhhh
The "Mainstream Media" continues to ignore the Benghazi Superstory in order to protect Dear Leader. No longer a nation of laws devoted to individual liberty, the U.S., thanks to the continuous deception of the media bootlickers, has become a nation of true believers and infidels. Few Banana Republics have a "free press" so complicit. See you on November 6th. –Dale
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Benghaz-who?
Pantsuit Diplomacy, the hallmark of the Obama Doctrine. Party animal, Hillary Clinton will surely go down in history, not as a great stateswoman, but as the last refuge for hopelessly skeevy Democrats. The responsibility follies going on in Barryworld are nothing new. Nixon impersonator, David Frye put it best, "I accept the responsibility but not the blame. Let me explain the difference. Those who are to blame lose their jobs. Those who are responsible do not." –Dale
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Gaming the System
Barry Obama, the toys and games President, shocked that Congress won't play along with overturning the American system of government, is changing the rules as he goes. This is a well documented tactic of spoiled brats everywhere. The solution? A sound beating in November. –Dale
Thanks to All Right Magazine Editor, Fairfield Pinpoint Edwards for the Operation concept.
Thanks to All Right Magazine Editor, Fairfield Pinpoint Edwards for the Operation concept.
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Valley Forgery
My apologies to the memory of Arnold Friberg, the fine artist who's masterful "The Prayer at Valley Forge" is reproduced above my parody, "The Player at Valley Forge G&CC." George Washington chose to suffer for our country's sake along with the Continental Army at Valley Forge during the darkest days of our new nation. By contrast, our current "leader," causes the nation to suffer for his sake while he and his leftist minions engineer our darkest days since Valley Forge. –Dale
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Electile Dysfunction
From sham marriage to American foreign policy in shambles, Hillary has come a long way, baby. While Barry subjects himself to intense grilling from giant intellects like David Letterman and Whoopi Goldberg, Hillary, with the help of Saudi princess, Huma Weiner, has been left in charge to implement the 'albatrossic' Obama doctrine of betraying friends and coddling enemies. Hillary is taking the meetings Obama has no time for, and has, in effect, become our proxy President. A bumpy road indeed. Unfortunately, those bumps are the graves of patriots. –Dale
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Blowout
The infamous Cliff which Dear Leader has been driving us off of for the last three and a half years, is finally on fire. No amount of masochistic national groveling Barry displays to the "Muslim world" can atone for our infidel status. Yet Barry and his media droolers will not open their eyes to the fact that murderers, rapists, thieves and liars are the heart and soul of Islam. But, if a winking alliance with Islam is what it takes for the left to transform America into a really hip Marxist paradise... oh well. The Cliff is reportedly 41 miles high, so if you're worried that Barry might be injured by the fall, fear not, his pink chiffon Volt will be out of juice before he hits bottom. –Dale
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Hack Like Me
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Reading Between The Liars
The jive is alive at the DNC. The national embarrassment known as the Democratic Party has been on display all week as they prepare to re-install their beloved dictator. Speech after speech, belching out lie after lie, the participants cry for the unrestrained slaughter of babies, taxpayer financing of Sandra Fluke's $3,000 a month condom habit and absolute control by the intelligent few over all of our lives. The comedy stylings of Ol' Salt N' Peppa must have Ol' Marx and Engels in stitches. –Dale
Friday, August 31, 2012
Ready To Rumba
Congratulations to Mitt Romney for shaping his convention to answer every phony charge made against him by the Democrats. It's super to see Mitt's cool dude in a loose mood side, but we wild-eyed extremists are still a little put off by the grassroots freeze-out move by Romney's Rinos on Tuesday. This, combined with the "likable Obama" chatter, makes us Scott Brown nervous. Finding Obama likable is like admiring the exotic patterns in a cluster of cancer cells. Let's hope the Romney attack machine is sharpened, well oiled and that all the Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Paul, Perry and Santorum chunks have been cleared out. Cha-cha-cha. –Dale
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Lip Service on Ice
The Left's war on life was given a real shot in the arm this week, as Obama's media machine used Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" statement to smear the Right with the absurd perception that rape is no biggie to Republicans. Barry was so "worked up" he was inspired to give a bold "news conference" to come out against rape. Meanwhile, Barry's DNC has chosen serial womanizer, Slick Willy, as their keynote speaker. If rape is going to be at the top of the Democrat Party decoy issues list, Barry and Bill are both well qualified on the topic, since one is doing to the country what the other did to Juanita Broaddrick. Yes Barry, rape is rape and politics are politics. –Dale
Thursday, August 16, 2012
En Gourd
Pressure is increasing on Uncle Joe to step aside and allow Barack to pick a less embarrassing Democrat for the number two position on the ticket. Until such an event occurs, the Romney-Ryan team will have to prepare for a bout with numb-skulled Joe. Romney's debate experts, tasked with finding the best proxy opponent to practice against, winnowed their choices down to a bag of damp sand and a butternut squash. The verbal feint, thrust and parry abilities were identical for the sand and squash, but in the final analysis, the butternut's penchant for wildly disconnected false accusation won the day. –Dale
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Mansquito!
NASA has come a long way since 1968, when they were sued by Madalyn Murray O'Hair for the Apollo 8 crew's reading of the first 10 verses of Genesis, as they viewed the Earth from Lunar orbit. Today the great technological achievements of the agency are overshadowed by an increasingly anti-God mindset that pervades the scientific community as a whole. A recent example is the purge of Intelligent Design proponent, David Coppedge from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Talk about being lost in space, it's as if Dr. Smith has been put in charge of the mission. Warning, warning, Will Robinson! –Dale
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Newswack
From the "Newsweek covers Tina Brown will never approve" file. The Democrat party goose-steppers, agitated that the first amendment works in more than one direction, are foaming at the mouth more than usual. While Democrat officials in Chicago, Boston and New York cry for a crackdown on Chick-Fil-A, DNC hatchet woman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, tries her best to put a pretty face on the anti-Christian thuggery. Oh yeah, and telling us how good things are in Omerica. See you at Chick-Fil-A. –Dale
Update: Congrats to Chick-Fil-A, Mike Huckabee and free speech lovers for the success of yesterday's BUYCOTT.
Update: Congrats to Chick-Fil-A, Mike Huckabee and free speech lovers for the success of yesterday's BUYCOTT.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Covered
If you can find your doctor, you can keep your doctor. With the "Affordable" Health Care Act still alive and looming, palliative care specialist, Dr. Barry "Graves" Obama, bids farewell to another useless feeder. In the world of Libberish, where child murder is called choice, one can only imagine what affordable health care really means. –Dale
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
The First Staycation
The First Couple, in their never ending quest to pretend to be down with the people, are considering going nowhere for their family's 2012 summer vacation. Regardless of the outcome of the Fall election, you can bet your eye teeth that their next vacation cycle will be a doozy. –Dale
A self-serving note to all my Riff Raff friends: Rightly or wrongly, the Martha's Vineyard Black Dog Tavern logo has become synonymous with liberal elitist exclusivity. If you're like me, you can't afford to take a vacation in Barry's economy. Once again, this summer you'll be staying on your block for what has come to be known as a Staycation. In the spirit of good natured, eye poking parody, and to meet the souvenir needs of the stay-at-home recreator, the Out of Order Store is proud to introduce, Blockhead, The Block Dog, the official mascot of the Obama era Staycation. GET YOUR BLOCK DOG GEAR HERE: http://www.zazzle.com/daletoons
A self-serving note to all my Riff Raff friends: Rightly or wrongly, the Martha's Vineyard Black Dog Tavern logo has become synonymous with liberal elitist exclusivity. If you're like me, you can't afford to take a vacation in Barry's economy. Once again, this summer you'll be staying on your block for what has come to be known as a Staycation. In the spirit of good natured, eye poking parody, and to meet the souvenir needs of the stay-at-home recreator, the Out of Order Store is proud to introduce, Blockhead, The Block Dog, the official mascot of the Obama era Staycation. GET YOUR BLOCK DOG GEAR HERE: http://www.zazzle.com/daletoons
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Roberts' Rules of Odor
Everything is rotten in the District of Columbia, and the Supreme Court is no exception. The Liberal Thugocracy seems to have won the day by the usual means of intimidation and threats. Chief Justice Roberts is now the darling of the elitist left media and cocktail circuit. They didn't even have to release the 99% to get him to fold. Have a happy Independence Day, it may be our last. –Dale
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Disgust-Ed
Production on the set of "Mister Ed, The Motion Picture," has ground to a halt. Sarah Jessica Parker is reportedly refusing to continue filming with her verbose palomino co-star. The problem seems to be the dangerously toxic nature of horse sense to the liberal leftist actress. The only known antidote for horse sense exposure is a copious dose of twittery. Ms. Parker was rushed to her New York City home for treatment. The President and First Lady, along with a throng of well heeled twits, rushed to her side for an emergency dinner party. –Dale
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Thursday, June 14, 2012
No Party For Old Democrats
Bubba has tripped over his tongue, and he can't get up. Using the Reagan prosperity, he took America on a sleazy riverboat ride through the 90's. Could his virtual endorsement of Mitt Romney be a fit of elder statesmanship? More likely, he doesn't want the Clinton's Democratic party boat to follow Obama's leaky barrel over the falls. –Dale
Thursday, June 7, 2012
The Man of Stool
Captain America came out against the Tea Party, Green Lantern just came out. The comic book industry is becoming nothing more than another leftist enterprise, poisoning truth, justice and the American way. I hope DC Comics will take the lead in demanding that the government of Metropolis pass legislation to raise the weight capacity of public changing tables. –Dale
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Sling Blather
Because of recent outbursts by the Vice President, Joe Biden has been assigned to campaign stops that are somewhat less than plum. Oddly, a familiar face in the crowd at one of these stops may hold the key to Romney's VP pick. If Romney were to select Karl Childers as his running mate, the VP debate would be a fair fight for the ages. –Dale
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
It Gets Better
Sodom, 1711 B.C., Mayor Savage attempts to bring order to the streets. In the background we see Outocloset Barackum lunging blindly at Lunchbuggery Joe, before Joe's statements force Barackum to come out in favor of dietary hair. America, 2012 A.D., the public schools are exposing kids to a professional degenerate and his agenda, wrapped in a so-called, anti-bullying campaign. Worse yet, professional politicians pander to destructive interest groups for the sake of personal power. The blind leading the double blind?–Dale
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Late Night Lackey
NBC slow jams the propaganda. The latest sickening spectacle is seen here in an Obama's-eye view, from the set of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. There wasn't a dry seat in the house. The starry-eyed UNC audience cheered like baby seals ready for the clubbing. Fallon was reminiscent of Dracula's Renfield, luring the kids back to the castle. For a second, I thought I heard "Hail to the Thief" being played by Questlove and his crappy band. No such luck. In the last seconds of the show, Jimmy disclaimed, "We don't take sides politically on our show, but..." Who knows, maybe Fallon will host an hour with Mitt Romney from the campus of BYU, with musical guests Donny and Marie? –Dale
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
The Keynes Mutiny
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