Mark Steyn: Laws Are For Little People
Just so the various know-nothings in the media, such as Howard Kurtz, understand this: Some laws punish people strictly for possessing a thing declared contraband. There is no mental state required to be thrown in jail, apart from voluntarily possessing the contraband. You might be able to get off if you can prove someone sneaked the prohibited item into your luggage without your awareness. But the police have heard that an awful lot, and tend not to believe it. There is no additional criminal intent required -- voluntarily possessing the prohibited item is all the criminal intent that's required. Now, some laws do require an additional criminal intent. With drugs, you can get hit with the lesser charge of possession, or the more serious charge possession with intent to distribute. But there is no "with intent to [x]" attached to most gun laws. With most gun laws, simple possession is enough to constitute a breach of the law. Now, there are additional laws for using a gun in the commission of a crime. But straight up possession? Requires no additional crime beyond possession, just as a straight-up drug possession charge requires no additional crime beyond possessing the contraband. So yes -- David Gregory is innocent of having any additional criminal intent -- just like 90% of all people arrested for gun violations are themselves guilty of no additional criminal intent beyond simple possession. David Gregory is precisely as innocent as most people arrested for a gun infraction-- and just as guilty, too. Now, the idea being put forth by the media -- that you should only be arrested for possessing a gun (or part of a gun, like a magazine) if you have the additional criminal state of intending to commit a crime with that gun (or gun part), is, how can I say this? A radical gun-nut rightwing notion. I think Ted Nugent might very well agree that gun laws should always be limited to situations where guns are used in the commission of the crime or possessed with the future intent of committing a crime. Does Howard Kurtz embrace that understanding of gun laws? Does Glenn Thrush? Do the various other know-nothings in the media -- who know both nothing about law and nothing about guns, but opine with great force and velocity on gun laws -- embrace this conception of gun laws, that gun laws should never target simple possession but only possession during the commission of a crime or possession with intent to commit a crime? If not -- if they are less the right-wing gun nut than Ted Nugent (and even the Nuge might find this position too "extremist" for his taste -- then they are duty-bound to demand David Gregory's prosecution, as they would demand that any other Citizen Not On Television would be prosecuted. They are endeavoring to explicitly create a High Caste with greater privileges than the lower castes, and immunities to the laws the lower castes suffer under, and that is a blood anathema to any real American -- and will be treated as such.Comments
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at December 28, 2012 07:05 PM (wBtFp)
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at December 28, 2012 07:05 PM (wBtFp)
Posted by: mallfly at December 28, 2012 07:05 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: mallfly at December 28, 2012 07:06 PM (bJm7W)
White House petition to press charges against David Gregory for
possession of a 30-round, high capacity assault rifle magazine in
Washington D.C at half-way mark to 25,000 threshold to get presidential
response. Please tell all your friends to sign the petition.
http://tinyurl.com/c9dox9w
Somewhere, lurking in the shadows of Washington DC, David Gregory is
still bitterly clinging to his “assault magazine”. We must take this
dangerous nut off the streets.
Posted by: scrubjay at December 28, 2012 07:07 PM (JiFUM)
Posted by: Dianna at December 28, 2012 07:07 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: mallfly at December 28, 2012 07:08 PM (bJm7W)
So....basically a Friday for Liberals.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 28, 2012 07:08 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: mallfly at December 28, 2012 07:09 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 28, 2012 07:09 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: your betters in the Media at December 28, 2012 07:10 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2012 07:11 PM (7vBzs)
My suggestion if the left really wants to reduce the number of guns in the country is this: for every thousand guns that are destroyed (so as not to be forwarded to south-of-the-border gangs), one highly visible gun control advocate (politicians, academics and media figures at the front of the line) would be deported to Iran or the Saudi occupied territories. I’d pitch in to a telethon to send, for instance, Barney Frank.
Posted by: DenverGregg at December 28, 2012 07:11 PM (5tPx9)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 28, 2012 07:12 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2012 07:12 PM (7vBzs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2012 07:12 PM (QKKT0)
Where's Steven Segal when you need him?
Posted by: teej at December 28, 2012 07:13 PM (RlvM2)
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2012 07:13 PM (7vBzs)
you know murdering 27 people is really illegal too and we are dicking around talking about 30 round magazines
never let a crisis go to waste
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 28, 2012 07:14 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Doc at December 28, 2012 07:15 PM (RkH4v)
watch him die, you didn’t commit murder, but only watching dying.
Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2012 07:15 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 28, 2012 07:15 PM (eHIJJ)
David Gregory was in a fugue state. He was unaware he was waiving around a magazine. As far as he knew, it was a Pulitzer.
Posted by: red at December 28, 2012 07:16 PM (ymJbM)
The massive self-regard on that guy borders on obscene, even for an MSM grandee.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2012 07:17 PM (QKKT0)
It's just these 15 year olds, they won't stop sucking my dick!
Posted by: Scott Ritter posting from a Burger King at December 28, 2012 07:17 PM (7vBzs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Quirinus Scumbagus at December 28, 2012 07:18 PM (p4U6S)
Posted by: Jon at December 28, 2012 07:18 PM (HDgX3)
Oh right. Research and facts are icky in the journalism world. Got it.
By the way, where were all these reporters when that story broke over the Summer about that gentlemen being prosecuted for registered weapons?
Oh that right. They were tag-teaming the neighbors cat.
Posted by: marcus at December 28, 2012 07:18 PM (WKuMu)
Obama is going on Meet the Press Sunday.
"Mr. President, what charms you most about your second term?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dianna at December 28, 2012 07:19 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 28, 2012 07:19 PM (0SXI6)
Posted by: Airheaded Journalism School Dean at December 28, 2012 07:20 PM (pmsMR)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 28, 2012 07:20 PM (DVtlt)
Exactly! Thank you for publicizing our system- it can only help with recruiting.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to cut short my Hawaii Christmas vacation to resume my Washington, DC vacation...
Posted by: King Baraka Obamamehameha at December 28, 2012 07:20 PM (FcR7P)
It was a prop! A disassembled movie prop!
When I said it was anything other than that I was confused.
You're hypocrites for wanting me to be prosecuted for disobeying laws that I advocate.
Posted by: David Gurglery at December 28, 2012 07:20 PM (ucDNG)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 28, 2012 07:21 PM (0SXI6)
"Mr President, what frustrates you the most about working with obstructionist Republicans?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 28, 2012 07:22 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 07:22 PM (KhDE5)
Posted by: David Gurglery at December 28, 2012 07:22 PM (ucDNG)
Mmmm hmmm.
Posted by: Karl Childers at December 28, 2012 07:22 PM (qR+xF)
Feinstein plays the foil.
Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2012 07:23 PM (w3+gB)
Posted by: Andi Sullivain at December 28, 2012 07:23 PM (0SXI6)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jon at December 28, 2012 07:23 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2012 07:23 PM (ucDNG)
Hey Karl, you still got that sharpened lawnmower blade, there's this guy named Jon........
Posted by: Tyrone Velvet, proprietor, Tyrone's coin operated glory hole and transgendered chicken shack at December 28, 2012 07:24 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 28, 2012 07:24 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Why must you be hurtful with the words that cause images?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 28, 2012 07:25 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:26 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Karl Childers at December 28, 2012 07:26 PM (qR+xF)
http://tinyurl.com/cvpwdnr
Posted by: FakeBillyTubbs at December 28, 2012 07:26 PM (Eznuu)
Correctly thinking persons of proven social standing have no need for such laws. Every revolution has its vanguard, and there are those of us who will be in the lead as this racist nation is finally humbled before the world.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 28, 2012 07:26 PM (1RIcI)
Posted by: teej at December 28, 2012 07:26 PM (dmcx3)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 28, 2012 07:27 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:26 PM (UOM4
Gotta protect the youngens, no youngens, no hot nanny concubines.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:27 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:27 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at December 28, 2012 07:27 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: WheelmanForHire at December 28, 2012 07:27 PM (Vjc4J)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 28, 2012 07:25 PM (IvVLN)
Since when is Cops anything but hilarious?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:28 PM (Gk3SS)
Liberals have a simple legal model. One set of rules for them, and another set of rules for everyone else.
About halfway through Obama's first term, the perennially fatuous Andrew Sullivan, one of Obama's most devoted cheerleaders and stenographers, got himself busted for smoking dope on the beach.
Well, no biggie. Except it turned out it was a biggie. Sullivan was on federal property at the time, and it's still a felony to consume marijuana while on federal property. And, since Sullivan wasn't yet a U.S. citizen at that point, for him to be convicted would have meant that his green card would be revoked and he'd be deported back to Blighty, something he was apparently desperate to avoid.
The federal charges were then dropped without comment. You can imagine why.
Meanwhile, a different guy who was arrested the same week in the same place for the same crime, who was just an ordinary schmuck with no liberal political connections, was informed that he was going to trial on his federal weed charge while Sullivan walked free.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 28, 2012 07:28 PM (gqT4g)
The worst of all possible worlds.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:29 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 07:29 PM (KhDE5)
Posted by: WheelmanForHire at December 28, 2012 07:27 PM (Vjc4J)
Annnnd obligatory
http://youtu.be/yUpbOliTHJY
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:29 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:29 PM (UOM48)
Besides being a perv, Scott Ritter had his wife and daughters in court to cry for him in a cheap attempt to get sympathy.
Posted by: red at December 28, 2012 07:30 PM (ymJbM)
Posted by: JDP at December 28, 2012 07:30 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: mama winger at December 28, 2012 07:31 PM (P6QsQ)
He needs to held accountable as any other person who tested the limits.
Posted by: sTevo at December 28, 2012 07:31 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: David Gregory, Seeker of Truth at December 28, 2012 07:31 PM (60GaT)
A caste society, with hereditary exemptions from most laws, is just what most women want. A real royal society even better than a Disney Princess movie. It blows for those guys who have to play by the rules, but rocks for those who are outlaws (rappers, gangstas, homeboys) as well as the aristocracy. Its why Women LOVE Obama, Rockstar in Chief.
Remember, a Royal can have many mistresses, but a peasant guy is just cannon fodder and disposable. Which is why most women want a caste system and most men don't.
Posted by: whiskeysplace at December 28, 2012 07:32 PM (4878o)
Posted by: mama winger at December 28, 2012 07:31 PM (P6QsQ) "
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:32 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: whiskeysplace at December 28, 2012 07:32 PM (4878o)
OOOOO, I wouln't want to be you right now, ladies?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:33 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: JDP at December 28, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:33 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mama winger
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Same here, but now that I now about his stunt, I wouldn't mind if he spent a week in jail as a convicted felon.
Posted by: sTevo at December 28, 2012 07:33 PM (VMcEw)
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Hello there, my friend. Did you have a good Christmas?
Posted by: mama winger at December 28, 2012 07:33 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman at December 28, 2012 07:35 PM (QphUg)
A caste society, with hereditary exemptions from most laws, is just what most women want. A real royal society even better than a Disney Princess movie. It blows for those guys who have to play by the rules, but rocks for those who are outlaws (rappers, gangstas, homeboys) as well as the aristocracy. Its why Women LOVE Obama, Rockstar in Chief.
Remember, a Royal can have many mistresses, but a peasant guy is just cannon fodder and disposable. Which is why most women want a caste system and most men don't.
Posted by: whiskeysplace at December 28, 2012 07:32 PM (4878o) "
The abolition of Christianity will lead to a lot of fucked-up shit. Especially in an "Aryan" society.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:35 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn
I'm waiting to hold Alexthechick's coat.
BTW, I ordered your book. It's coming to the office, so I shan't be able to comment until after January 2. Looking forward to reading it!
Posted by: Dianna at December 28, 2012 07:35 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Master of Time and Space at December 28, 2012 07:36 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: JDP at December 28, 2012 07:37 PM (60GaT)
I lol'd
Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2012 07:37 PM (bl1lR)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 28, 2012 07:37 PM (DGIjM)
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Hello there, my friend. Did you have a good Christmas?
Posted by: mama winger at December 28, 2012 07:33 PM (P6QsQ) "
Yes.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:37 PM (8hrco)
Shows the breakdown of deaths for children. Gun deaths? Doesn't even crack the top 5 on any list. Car crashes, fires, poison, drowning, suffocation. That's what kills kids in America. Not AR-15s.
Table 3. Number of deaths and estimated lifetime
medical and work loss costs for the five leading causes of fatal
unintentional injury, both sexes, ages 0–19, United States, 2005
Mechanism of Injury, Number of Deaths, and Costs
Mechanism
Number of Deaths
Total Medical Cost
Total Work Loss Cost
Motor Vehicle - Traffic
6,781
$56 million
$8.2 billion
Drowning
1,120
$5.7 million
$1.2 billion
Suffocation
1,047
$5.4 million
$987 million
Poisoning
729
$3.4 million
$924 million
Fire/Burn
529
$7.1 million
$547 million
TOTAL
10,206
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 28, 2012 07:38 PM (HDgX3)
They think this plan has an acceptable outcome, it doesn't.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv)
I can hear the conversation now;
Mustaffa: "Hi there David, I gots to ax you sumtin, you want to be da husband or the wife?"
David: "I,I,I want to be the Husband."
Mustaffa: "Dats good, now you get down here and suck yo wifes dick"
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:38 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:39 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dianna at December 28, 2012 07:35 PM (mKMj1)
Thank you, I hope you enjoy it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:39 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn
I'm waiting to hold Alexthechick's coat.
I'm sorry I fell asleep for a second there since the boring women hate was so boring.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:39 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: L, elle at December 28, 2012 07:39 PM (0PiQ4)
Laws shmaws
We get countless mulligans
Kind of like the Green Bay packers who never ever get penalties called on them
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 07:40 PM (DXfAK)
But the media want more, they want to equivalent of the Number 9 Dance.
Somebody has to go back and get a shitload of dimes.
Posted by: 13times at December 28, 2012 07:40 PM (h6XiD)
Jeebus. Check out teh evil/crazy eyes on Drudge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:39 PM (UOM4
I know I'm not crazy. Now Drudge is showing Barry's mouth and chin. Arrrgh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 07:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (Ea64Y)
discussions with attention on the recognition of legal intent, distilled into Retardese.
Posted by: Sean Penns A Letter at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (eHIJJ)
That is a damn persuasive argument for me to join up with the progressives. As long as my mistresses are more Kardashian and less Lena Dunham.
Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (bl1lR)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD.
That's all right. I'm too darned tired and achy to keep my arm extended very long.
Posted by: Dianna at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (mKMj1)
That would be appropriate, see, because his intent would have been malicious. Not at all like David's. I trust I have cleared this up.
Posted by: Howie Kurtz at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (PPdVX)
not that the two are the same obviously but both aren't exactly great analogies
Posted by: JDP at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 07:40 PM (DXfAK)
Yeah, maybe a little but it's not like they are the Cowboys.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (l86i3)
Steyn: fucking genius. Depressing. I didn't know about little Skylar.
Depressing, but Genius.
Posted by: PJ at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (ZWaLo)
Mark Steyn is stating the obvious.
We have been living with this shit for a couple of centuries. Mark Steyn acts like this is something new. I love his innocence and idealism. How can you not love truth and beauty?
Unfortunately, we have to deal with the shit.
I am John Galt. You know what to do.
I do, however, disagree with the website advocating getting a govt. job and then not doing it. That is dishonorable.
Posted by: Al at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 07:40 PM (DXfAK)
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Hey now.
Posted by: mama winger at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: mallfly at December 28, 2012 07:08 PM (bJm7W)
As an aid to your imagination, reference James O'Keefe.
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM (QphUg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn
I'm waiting to hold Alexthechick's coat.
I'm sorry I fell asleep for a second there since the boring women hate was so boring.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:39 PM (Gk3SS) "
Hating women might be Gay, but it's hardly boring.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:42 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 07:43 PM (bxiXv)
Please?
Posted by: Daybrother at December 28, 2012 07:44 PM (n5uqx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 07:43 PM (bxiXv)
Maybe it's looking for knowledge, truth and just a little friendship, maybe it just needs a little love to find its way.
Yeah, I don't believe that shit either.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:45 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:41 PM
Most penalized in the NFL this year.
Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2012 07:45 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 28, 2012 07:45 PM (qkP36)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 07:45 PM (DXfAK)
Posted by: Karl Childers at December 28, 2012 07:45 PM (qR+xF)
Most penalized in the NFL this year.
Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2012 07:45 PM (bAGA/)
They should be the most penalized team of any year.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:46 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: B at December 28, 2012 07:46 PM (6iEQd)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:46 PM (nqBYe)
"They are endeavoring to explicitly create a High Caste with greater privileges than the lower castes, and immunities to the laws the lower castes suffer under..."
They are not trying to CREATE such a caste: theyassume thatitALREADY EXISTS, charter members - them!
Even worse, they are charter members of a caste of people who can say things in public that are subsequently proven to beutter lies, and never be held accountable for it, unlike us schlubs that woiuld lose our jobs or our reputation for the same.
Posted by: sherlock at December 28, 2012 07:47 PM (f29LO)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (nqBYe)
Have you read Hypocronance?
It kinda exemplifies those know-nothings in the media.
Just wondering.
MH Petry
Posted by: Martin H Petry at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (31V0d)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:46 PM (nqBYe)
So all caps and an ette sits on your lap? I CAN DO THAT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (IvVLN)
Yep, that's no shit Sherlock. (I love saying that)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (nqBYe)
Really must be killing you that you to have to root for them this Sunday.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2012 07:49 PM (GZitp)
medical and work loss costs for the five leading causes of fatal
unintentional injury, both sexes, ages 0–19, United States, 2005
Unintentional being the key word. Intentional harm - i.e. homicide - wouldn't be on that list.
In 2009 there were ~1,900 firearm homicides of people under 19. About 1,500 or those were age 15-19. FWIW.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 28, 2012 07:49 PM (6WVi+)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:50 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (nqBYe)
Thank you, ette.
I would like to note for the record that my clothes are not coming off.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:50 PM (Gk3SS)
We have this one on video.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2012 07:13 PM (7vBzs)
Kenneth Gladney was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman at December 28, 2012 07:50 PM (QphUg)
slips a shot of tequila her way.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (nqBYe)
Damn, lets all stroll through the lions den dressed aa a pork chop.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:50 PM (l86i3)
7 anyway, imagine the uproar from the left if it were Steyn who'd shown up instead of gregory and showed a banned gun item on tv?
They'd probably demand he be deported forthwith and postehaste. After a suitable trial.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 28, 2012 07:50 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 07:51 PM (KhDE5)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:51 PM (nqBYe)
We have to somehow get school kids to read people like Steyn, Tom Sowell, and many many others. I know my kids will. And teach logic too.
ot: that Helvetica movie noted in the sidebar, I saw a few years ago, even if you don't really like documentaries you should give that a whirl, it is so many more things than just a movie about a font.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2012 07:51 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:46 PM
Jerry Jones should be ejected from the league for excessive botox and not hiring a real GM.
Posted by: huerfano is a Cowboys fan at December 28, 2012 07:51 PM (bAGA/)
this is a 21st Century French Revolution
the peons supporting the revolution have no idea that they too will be under the thumb of the new ruling class
Posted by: Soothsayer Riprock at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (BUcLz)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 07:51 PM (KhDE5)
Thank you, I hope you enjoy it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (l86i3)
That only makes it hotter.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (7vBzs)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (D2wZD)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:48 PM (nqBYe)
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Thank you, ette.
I would like to note for the record that my clothes are not coming off.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:50 PM (Gk3SS)
Well that"s some bullshit. Here, have another shot. Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:51 PM (nqBYe)
That would be for the best.
I am stupid tired. This working two days this week is killing me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:53 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:54 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (D2wZD)
They said it takes some time to do the digital conversion. I'm not real happy because I thought they were doing it in tandem. But it is in the works, they're saying 2-4 weeks.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:54 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:55 PM (nqBYe)
I figured out that if the fudge packers and Vikings TIE then Da BEARS!!!! are in
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 07:55 PM (CPoFy)
here is preferred.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (nqBYe)
Hey, didn't say it wouldn't be fun. Skydivers coined the phrase "Hold my beer, watch this1"
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:55 PM (l86i3)
this is a 21st Century French Revolution
the peons supporting the revolution have no idea that they too will be under the thumb of the new ruling class
Posted by: Soothsayer Riprock at December 28, 2012 07:52 PM (BUcLz) "
If this is the 21st Century French Revolution, Conservatives are the 21st Century Vendee.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:55 PM (8hrco)
stinky bossy types!
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:55 PM (nqBYe)
I know! Actually current Boss is a great guy and productive is not precisely the term I would use for my work output this week.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 28, 2012 07:56 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:55 PM (l86i3)
oh yes, followd with tears and no kleenix t be found.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:56 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Lincolntf (Citizen Not On Television) at December 28, 2012 07:56 PM (tkoGU)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:50 PM (nqBYe)
Yeah, it's at least a couple months late to relax.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 07:56 PM (bxiXv)
behave she is our queen!
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:54 PM (nqBYe) "
What happened to Obama?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Dianna at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (mKMj1)
I wish I had a list of things that journalist can wave despite them being illegal for the rest of us.
Drugs? Slaves?
The bastards can probably buy Sudafed without ID.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 28, 2012 07:49 PM (6WVi+)
________________
So there were fewer kids killed by guns than kids killed in car accidents or drowned. So the logical liberal conclusion is we must ban pools and cars.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (CPoFy)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (D2wZD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 07:58 PM (bxiXv)
..crsestfallen face..
at leas!t No One Is The Boos of Me!
toss's empty purse on the bed!
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:58 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 07:59 PM (KhDE5)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (D2wZD)
Yep, Roger Ebert looks at Ace and says "Damn Man, it's just a movie!"
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:59 PM (l86i3)
no realtion but He is starting to resemble o henry , henry the eigth i am i yam, etc..
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 07:59 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 28, 2012 07:49 PM (6WVi+)
________________
So there were fewer kids killed by guns than kids killed in car accidents or drowned. So the logical liberal conclusion is we must ban pools and cars.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (HDgX3) "
But under no circumstances abortion. Because Fuck You. (Very, very little children.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 07:59 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 08:00 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 08:00 PM (KhDE5)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 07:59 PM (KhDE5) "
Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:01 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 28, 2012 08:02 PM (D2wZD)
That's it. In order to never experience the death of a child ever again, we will never leave the house.
But wait, houses burn and kill children too. No more homes.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 28, 2012 08:02 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 28, 2012 07:57 PM (D2wZD)
Yep, Roger Ebert looks at Ace and says "Damn Man, it's just a movie!"
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 07:59 PM (l86i3) "
Roger Ebert looks at Ace and wants to kill himself.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:02 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: toby928© polluting your thread with football at December 28, 2012 08:03 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 28, 2012 08:02 PM (D2wZD)
----------------------------------------------------------
Word
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 28, 2012 08:04 PM (jucos)
for the greater good.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 08:04 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 28, 2012 08:05 PM (DGIjM)
for the greater good.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 08:04 PM (nqBYe) "
Big Brother is feeling you up.
(For your own good.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:05 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 08:06 PM (UOM48)
There. That's how proggs "think."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 28, 2012 08:06 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:07 PM (bxiXv)
Headline at Drudge: "Barack Hussein Lincoln"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 28, 2012 08:06 PM (UOM4
"
Don't you know?
Obama > Lincoln + FDR + LBJ
(He pretty much said so himself, so you know it's true.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:08 PM (8hrco)
Big Brother is feeling you up.
(For your own good.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:05 PM (8hrco)
without kind words or a nice dinner first.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 08:11 PM (nqBYe)
Big Brother is feeling you up.
(For your own good.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:05 PM (8hrco)
without kind words or a nice dinner first.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 08:11 PM (nqBYe) "
Droit de seigneur.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:12 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 07:56 PM (bxiXv)
unfortunately i think coming days might be more difficult.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 08:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:14 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 28, 2012 08:15 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 07:56 PM (bxiXv)
unfortunately i think coming days might be more difficult.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 08:14 PM (nqBYe)"
The future ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:15 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: toby928© polluting your thread with football at December 28, 2012 08:16 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 08:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 08:17 PM (8sCoq) "
Thou shalt not be mean. Or else.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:18 PM (8hrco)
because when Obama tickles his tummy he licks the president’s hand and
purrs contentedly?
1) This is the funnies thing I've read all week.
2) Do cats really do that? Mine try to gnaw my hand off when I touch their tummies.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 28, 2012 08:18 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 08:14 PM (nqBYe)
Already are.
And we're getting aggravated because we see what's happening, and the left is getting aggravated because they refuse to and we won't join them.
It's like the shit tropical storm got upgraded to a shit hurricane.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:18 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 08:17 PM (8sCoq)
And liberals don't get suspended for death threats. Today must end with a "y."
The propaganda machines must be broken.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:19 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 08:20 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:18 PM (BStAJ) "
But of course, it's just much more efficient that way. And it's how it's done in the glorious People's Republic of China!
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:21 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 08:20 PM (8sCoq)
Worth? None. Usefulness as propaganda outlets? Great.
And thus the spiral continues...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:21 PM (bxiXv)
Ordered your book, Poet. Thanks for letting the morons know.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 07:51 PM (KhDE5)
---
Wait, OSP's got a book out? And it's available at Amazon?Whaaaa????
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 28, 2012 08:22 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 08:17 PM (8sCoq)
And liberals don't get suspended for death threats. Today must end with a "y."
The propaganda machines must be broken.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:19 PM (bxiXv) "
They're not death threats. They're prochoice threats.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:22 PM (8hrco)
I'm surprised Iowahawk and Ace haven't been suspended. Or is their brand of wit too subtle for the Twitter thought police to grok?
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:22 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: S at December 28, 2012 08:22 PM (PqtUv)
Since he's also a drunk like a lot of journalists, I assume that he's getting passes on DUI laws
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2012 08:23 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:22 PM (BStAJ)
Laws (and rules) are for little people. Ace and Iowahawk may be The Dreaded Other for the lefties, but on the Web, they're not "little people."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:23 PM (bxiXv)
Yup. A face you yearn to punch.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:25 PM (BStAJ)
Being just a poor schmuck who has to follow the law like everyone else would be worse than death to them
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2012 08:26 PM (wwsoB)
Yup. A face you yearn to punch.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:25 PM (BStAJ) "
"Punch the monkey."
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:27 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2012 08:28 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 28, 2012 08:28 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 28, 2012 08:29 PM (BVkEs)
It's like the shit tropical storm got upgraded to a shit hurricane.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:18 PM (bxiXv)
It's a shiticane, and I deal with them all the time.
Posted by: Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor at December 28, 2012 08:29 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 28, 2012 08:29 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2012 08:30 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor at December 28, 2012 08:29 PM (Zd/NW)
After the fecal cliff , shitnami.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 28, 2012 08:31 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:31 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2012 08:31 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 28, 2012 08:34 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:35 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 28, 2012 08:31 PM (AWmfW)
-----------------------------------------------------------
And then a shitnado
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 28, 2012 08:36 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 28, 2012 08:37 PM (jucos)
"Officer, I merely found these high capacity magazines and was on my way to the police station to turn them in when you stopped me."
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 28, 2012 08:38 PM (TIhM9)
It's not just that he won't pay a price for flaunting, taunting, and flouting the law, he'll laugh all the way to the ratings bank.
Word that Oliar will appear there on Sunday is a bit of a confirmation.
Incitement is a constant in the Left's strategies across the board.
I'm not taking the bait.
I would however, take that POS's lunch and eat it in front of him if the opportunity ever presented itself, because you know there ain't any real fight there.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 28, 2012 08:40 PM (aZ6ew)
Then enforce selectively. You need someone arrested, you got it. After all, they are guilty of something.
Presto, welcome to the police state.
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2012 08:44 PM (aWvVx)
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2012 08:44 PM (aWvVx)
I'm pretty sure that happened before I was born.
I admit to not having been extremely politically aware when I was a baby, so I wasn't aware of it until some time later.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:45 PM (bxiXv)
Then enforce selectively. You need someone arrested, you got it. After all, they are guilty of something.
Presto, welcome to the police state.
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2012 08:44 PM (aWvVx) "
This.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:46 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 08:48 PM (bxiXv)
from DUI laws.....
***
If it's what rouses their muse, then they are morally bound to imbibe.
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Weasels at December 28, 2012 08:48 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 28, 2012 08:49 PM (TIhM9)
Make them own it.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 28, 2012 08:49 PM (AWmfW)
It's not a fucking democracy if the average citizen can't read and understand all the fucking laws (that "he" passed).
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:49 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2012 08:44 PM (aWvVx) "
This.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:46 PM
The Republicans will save us!
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Weasels at December 28, 2012 08:49 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2012 08:44 PM (aWvVx) "
This.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:46 PM
The Republicans will save us!
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Weasels at December 28, 2012 08:49 PM (BAnPT) "
The Tea-Party Republicans will save us.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:52 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:53 PM (8hrco)
Shocked, I say!
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 28, 2012 08:54 PM (MmH0Z)
I'm not a lawyer, but I would guess that a defense of "selective prosecution" would certainly be in order for the next victim of D.C. gun laws.
Posted by: filbert at December 28, 2012 08:54 PM (NaNKB)
Nice.
"Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."
Posted by: filbert at December 28, 2012 08:56 PM (NaNKB)
Expect a Presidential pardon of sorts.
Posted by: USA at December 28, 2012 08:57 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 28, 2012 08:58 PM (BVkEs)
I have a fantasy of turning "ignorance of the law is no excuse" on its head by bringing in the printed, bound text of every single fucking local, state, and federal law and regulation which the American citizen is supposed to obey in his or her daily life.
No jury is going to convict someone when faced with the contents of a medium-sized public library an a plea of "I honestly had no idea that letting my dog take a whiz on the tree in the park was illegal!"
Posted by: filbert at December 28, 2012 08:59 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: USA at December 28, 2012 09:00 PM (RIg+t)
There are different colored squares over your residence
Red is sex crimes with kids
Yellow is rape
Blue is sexual assault
Yellow is other
He's a blue
Happened in 89
We're going to ask him about it tomorrow
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 09:00 PM (VXLdn)
That is all.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 28, 2012 09:01 PM (MmH0Z)
"No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States:..." [Article I, Section 9, Clause 8]
At the time of the founding and into the 19th century, the primary reason a rich European would purchase a title of nobility was for preferential treatment on their taxes and in the courts, as much for the notoriety.
Even though USG doesn't actually go around knighting folks and officially granting titles, every time that the law is enforced arbitrarily in favor of the rich and powerful this clause is violated in spirit.
Is there really not a national movement based around this?
Posted by: James at December 28, 2012 09:02 PM (ShZUT)
if those we hire do not respect law will law as overtly as they are will lawlessness on all levels follow?
do we have a social contract anymore?
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:02 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Andy at December 28, 2012 09:03 PM (OZPoa)
we can probably find many cranky laws still on the books
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:04 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:02 PM (nqBYe)
No, it's down to individual morality and who you choose to associate with.
It used to be everyone is a friend until proven otherwise, now it's everyone is an enemy.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:04 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:02 PM (nqBYe)
Apparently not. Remember that when they ask you to comply with new laws, taxes, etc.
Tell them they had a chance to follow the rules, you're following their example.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:05 PM (bxiXv)
bu i srsly do not think good intentions on those in power.
zip , nada.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:05 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 28, 2012 09:06 PM (zZJJp)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 28, 2012 09:06 PM (jpPSm)
That's a procedural defense, and regular dudes are almost never truly allowed those.
But Gregory could use it.
In the absolutely impossible event that he gets prosecuted like a regular dude for the crime we all saw him commit on television, his lawyer can point to some prominent non-Democrat who said Gregory should be prosecuted like any regular dude would, claim that makes his prosecution selective ("pressure," etc.), and there's about a 99-point-everything percent chance that would be the end of the case.
"Real Law."
(I'm also not a lawyer, but I'm related to some, and I'm really good at getting mad at the TV when there's bullshit TV lawyering on it.)
Posted by: oblig. at December 28, 2012 09:07 PM (cePv8)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 28, 2012 09:07 PM (MmH0Z)
Posted by: James at December 28, 2012 09:02 PM (ShZUT)
It's hard to get politicians behind a movement to end political corruption, and it's hard to get big corporate and celebrity donors behind a movement to end cronyism and preferential enforcement.
So there are 200 million people behind that, but no one is leading it or making it public, and they don't know what to do about it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:08 PM (bxiXv)
I am freminded when freind of anthony?
foa? anyway, the loans or gris pay to play, exception to rules in financing for select buds of FOA. anyway without a clear picure being formed during trial of Anotnia? or anthony, all those that benifited from fiendly deals in buying homes at drastic interet rates etc were deemed innocent! doo frank etc
or corzone or barney or the number of great deals to be had if youmake laws to help certian folks.
yeah the social cotract does seem o be doa.
unfortunately WE will still be held to laws to control us.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:11 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: J. Corzine at December 28, 2012 09:11 PM (AVfT8)
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That is what they are endeavoring to create, and year by year they are importing a majority that votes for it.
You have to strive to stop that, or give up. There are no third options.
Posted by: The Lightworker at December 28, 2012 09:12 PM (+VZoO)
You know, I don't blame lovie smith, I blame those cheap FKN McCaskys or however you spell it. Could the have built and uglier FKN stadium? Look at the world class DB's they let go. And I love Brian Urlacher but good god he's gonna need a walker soon. And out poor bastard QB with that sorry ass Offensive line is gonna get him killed. Yeah they have straightened it up a little but WTF. Lovie has kept them in the hunt most every year. The GM is the problem, he can only coach the players he has.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:12 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: J. Corzine at December 28, 2012 09:12 PM (AVfT8)
Dick’s Sporting Goods refusing to honor rifle orders placedpre-Newtown
http://tinyurl.com/ccg9gr7
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2012 09:13 PM (wwsoB)
It used to be everyone is a friend until proven otherwise, now it's everyone is an enemy.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:04 PM (l86i3)
i haven't yet reache the everyone. but i am definbately less trusting and certainly am figuring out ways to peacefully figh back..
i hope there is time.t
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Nostradamus at December 28, 2012 09:13 PM (vroI0)
Well fuck them, welcome to the antithesis of Ckik a fil.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:14 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 28, 2012 09:07 PM (MmH0Z)
A significant cohort on the left determined what ideas to hold by how emotionally satisfying they are. Unfortunately, being the underdog is emotionally satisfying, so they tend to look to ideas that don't work, which then provide more satisfaction when they fail again.
It is another vicious spiral.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:15 PM (bxiXv)
i hope there is time.t
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:13 PM (nqBYe)
I should have finished that, I meant everyone is an enemy until proven otherwise.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:16 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 28, 2012 09:16 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:14 PM (l86i3)
To make it even dumber (if you can imagine such a thing), the dreaded "evil black rifle" of Newtown was apparently not used in the shooting, and was found in the trunk of the car.
If it even exists at all, we are talking the MFM here.
Like Lower Than Dirt, they deserve to go out of business for their rank stupidity and insults to their customers.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:17 PM (bxiXv)
and respect for the leadership to be saddening, and especially choosing to leave toxic old friends bhind.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:18 PM (nqBYe)
They are endeavoring to explicitly create a High Caste with greater
privileges than the lower castes, and immunities to the laws the lower
castes suffer under, and that is a blood anathema to any real American
-- and will be treated as such.
-
That is what they are endeavoring to create, and year by year they are importing a majority that votes for it.
You have to strive to stop that, or give up. There are no third options.
Posted by: The Lightworker at December 28, 2012 09:12 PM (+VZoO)
It's fairly blatant too , the greater good cast.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 28, 2012 09:19 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:10 PM (nqBYe)
I think they never learned what happens when you steal from and abuse an aggressive, heavily-armed population. Which is no surprise, they never learn anything other than how to manipulate.
I'm at that state where I'm mourning for what I thought we had, and maybe we did a little, but probably it was mostly just that we didn't know.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:19 PM (bxiXv)
Puffy words. No one's going to shove Gregory in prison. We already have castes, had them for years at least.
Posted by: entropy at December 28, 2012 09:20 PM (YUttk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:19 PM (bxiXv)
same
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:20 PM (nqBYe)
Communist Russian mole family in the US in the 80's.
Great production team talent from Damages, Justified and MI5.
Looks real good.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 28, 2012 09:21 PM (aZ6ew)
thing), the dreaded "evil black rifle" of Newtown was apparently not
used in the shooting, and was found in the trunk of the car.
If it even exists at all, we are talking the MFM here.
Like Lower Than Dirt, they deserve to go out of business for their rank stupidity and insults to their customers.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:17 PM (bxiXv)
I think that is old faulty news, but with the "Greater Good" mob you never know what they decide we need to be told. Climate change.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 28, 2012 09:21 PM (AWmfW)
and respect for the leadership to be saddening, and especially choosing to leave toxic old friends bhind.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:18 PM (nqBYe)
What pisses me off is 5 years ago they were not toxic, they were just friends. People I loved and enjoyed their company. Now? I wouldn't piss on them to put them out if they were on fire Why? because they ignorantly stand by and or shepard the destruction of my country.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:22 PM (l86i3)
We passed that "all your citizens are belong to us" police state threshold with regard to the numbers of arcane poorly written catch-all laws at the local, state, and federal level some time ago. What's worse is that the police state has at least two tiers, so the plebes face one arbitrary justice system (with SWAT teams and well funded government lawyers and a guilty until proven innocent theme) and the elite ruling class face a different arbitrary justice system (with high priced corporate defense lawyers -- whose firms will, coincidentally, be hiring the most promising government prosecutors in a few years and judges that know how to be 'flexible' with their Harvard and Yale buddies and their friends).
Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 28, 2012 09:22 PM (Cnqmv)
But just like the inner city youths in Chi Town that get regularly rousted and no longer care about the law. It will spread to the rest of our society and they will lose their control. I already see this hapening with all the no tolerance policies (like bringing a butter knife in your lunch bag getting punished the same as a switchblade pulled on a classmate) making good kids throw up their hands an say fuck it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 28, 2012 09:23 PM (Y6HTt)
Test- Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?
You are walking with the family. Suddenly A violent, Islamic terrorist comes running around the corner with a huge knife screaming something about jihad, allah akbar and how he is going to kill ya. You have a CHL, and a 1911, .45. And you are an expert shootist. What is your response?
Democrat:
Well that’s not enough information to answer the question.
Have I ever done anything to inspire him to attack me?
Can we run away?
What does the wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this?
What do the EU courts say about this?
Does the .45 have a safety?
What kind of message am I sending to my kids?
Can I take the 45, throw it and kn ock the knife out of his hand?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes . have a paint and weed day to make this a happier healthier street to discourage this type of behavior.
What would the God-King Barry do?
I need to discuss this with friends and mentors and come to a concensus.
Republicans response:
BANG!
Southerner's Response.
BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!
CLick (sound of reloading).
BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!, BANG!
Daughter: 'Nice grouping Daddy. Were those Winchester silvertips or hollow points?"
Son: "Daddy, can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "Don't even think about mounting that head on our wall!"
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 28, 2012 09:23 PM (TIhM9)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:18 PM (nqBYe)
Remember the good, don't dwell on the bad - but don't stay with the bad either!
It can be hard, and honestly some people make themselves alone when they push abusive people away. Still worth it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:23 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 28, 2012 09:23 PM (jucos)
to us older folk that alo might have meant in school, and you would have a great chance at success , america the land of making your dream come by hard effort.
and then they started screaming free stuff give me free stuff!
o well.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: entropy at December 28, 2012 09:25 PM (YUttk)
I couldn't agree more. I got lectured how bad the republicans and tea party and Boehner are the problem from my coworker the other day. And there are only 2 of usin the office. It's getting so tiresome. He was bitchen about the company not buy the high dollar coffee any more. He had no idea it costs $15 a pound. Of course he doesn't do the grocery shopping either.
I really need this job, I just don't know how much more I can take. Seven years of this shit is wearing on me.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2012 09:28 PM (QI2hh)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:22 PM (l86i3)
The highlight for me is being told that I"VE CHANGED when THEY are confronted with the reality of their mistaken choices.That's when I laugh loudly and walk away.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 28, 2012 09:28 PM (aZ6ew)
have to admit i hated it too, but i said to myself i gets sunsetted so those in future (every two years) can have control over it.
here we are, where going a hundred times beyong seeing what you talk too overeseas, now it is droning , asssnations of american citizen, while other countries citizens can vail themselves of our courts,
ndaa provisions etc.!
they are like nope he's dreamy.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:28 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: pelletman at December 28, 2012 09:29 PM (S1pi0)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:29 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 28, 2012 09:21 PM (AWmfW)
AFAICT both versions were reported on the day and are still being reported now. The entire process of "journalism" is so hopelessly broken that there's NO WAY for people to be sure they have remotely accurate information.
They rewrite the rest of history as they see fit, why not this?
It doesn't even matter, but for the ghoulish propaganda.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: IamUGLY at December 28, 2012 09:30 PM (qBLA2)
(You kept it under 20,000 words, too. Did you spill coffee on your keyboard?)
Posted by: T. at December 28, 2012 09:31 PM (XDtG+)
Posted by: Donna V. at December 28, 2012 08:25 PM (BStAJ) "
---
The Germans have a word for this: backpfeifengesicht.
It basically translates to "a face badly in need of a fist." Don't ask me how to pronounce it.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 28, 2012 09:31 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 28, 2012 09:32 PM (KhDE5)
Posted by: pelletman at December 28, 2012 09:29 PM (S1pi0)
Because dishonest, manipulative propaganda under the color of authority has never had any victims.
Posted by: Some inconvenienced Jew, Gypsies, and Slavs at December 28, 2012 09:32 PM (bxiXv)
The Germans have a word for everything, It's like they have their own language.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:32 PM (l86i3)
I'm not defending that dickhead David Gregory, but if there IS no VICTIM, there IS NO CRIME! No matter what the "law" says>>
Isn't that what is being discussed here? That Judges used to treat everyone the same and make judgements on intent not just You had this in your possession and the procedure says 3 years if you don't have power.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 28, 2012 09:33 PM (Y6HTt)
Clear your throat like you're going to hock a loogie, then fake a stifled sneeze.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 28, 2012 09:33 PM (hO8IJ)
Now, will the left call for her to be executed?
Inquiring minds and all that..
Posted by: IamUGLY at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (qBLA2)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 28, 2012 09:31 PM (BgIBZ)
Here ya go
http://www.forvo.com/word/backpfeifengesicht/
Posted by: USA at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (RIg+t)
As best I can tell, I was suspended for replying to tweets
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (nqBYe)
Plexico Burris shot himself in the leg and did two years, fuck Gregory, live by it, die by it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (l86i3)
http://tinyurl.com/cjkrp5n
http://tinyurl.com/d9volmb
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (9HhTH)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 09:35 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2012 09:28 PM (QI2hh)
I know what that's like. And if you don't want to talk to them about it, they call you a coward or otherwise ramp up their crap.
The entire political movement of the left is based on emotional appeals, thuggery, and peer pressure. And, of course, terminal learning disorders.
But if you behave the same as they do, you'll be disruptive, oppressive, mean, or whatever.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:35 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (nqBYe)
Rant away honey bunny, that's why you are here.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:36 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2012 09:36 PM (9XBK2)
The "minority" bit is already locked in by mass immigration, legal and illegal, and the continuing decline is locked in by continuing mass immigration.
The "powerless" bit is work in progress, with affirmative action, disparate impact, quotas and set-asides gradually pushing white people out of positions of social power and even honest work.
But that's not enough; the anti-whites want White people reduced to intimidated helplessness, so gun control, (campus) speech control and when possible thought control are on the table.
When White people can't stand up for themselves or defend themselves and their children at all, "white flight" is the only option, and it has been driving the evolution of America's cities for decades. But compulsory integration and assimilation means that wherever they flee, predators follow (unless the Whites are rich and can price themselves out of the market), and White people have to accept that, or flee, flee and flee again, till they run out of places to flee and vanish.
Ultimately the system is genocidal. The options are: oppose it, at least verbally, by saying that this is bad and should not happen. Or accept having no posterity in the long run, which means that the point of the founding fathers is lost.
This is all not so much prediction as description. The most fantastic stuff, like a majority of kids being born in America being non-White, and the election and re-election of Barack Hussein Obama, is already fact.
There's no way that the descendants of the people that built America can continue to survive as a real and distinct people within this system. It just doesn't add up.
Certainly not if they are a discriminated-against caste with less than equal rights, and thus always likely to lose out in competition with those who have more rights.
It is no excuse that many of the people pushing this anti-white agenda are White, any more than it is an excuse that many of the people pushing this anti-American agenda are American.
Posted by: The Lightworker at December 28, 2012 09:36 PM (+VZoO)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (nqBYe)
Waha? This is a blog. What does anyone do here?!?!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 09:34 PM (8sCoq)
The offense is properly called "existing while not leftist."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:38 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 28, 2012 09:39 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:39 PM (nqBYe)
Hmm, I find no discrepancies in your words.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:39 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:39 PM (nqBYe)
Drink booze and keep a BoBo doll handy to punch.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:40 PM (l86i3)
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
. . .
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as — What d'ye call him — Thing'em-bob, and likewise — Never-mind,
And 'St— 'st— 'st— and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who —
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
http://youtu.be/DOzNAKPCR80
Posted by: filbert at December 28, 2012 09:42 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:39 PM (nqBYe)
non-offensive {{hugs}}
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:42 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 28, 2012 09:42 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 28, 2012 09:42 PM (BgIBZ)
Drink booze and keep a BoBo doll handy to punch.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 28, 2012 09:40 PM (l86i3)
hah, well i am drinking a margarita.
i will blame It.
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:42 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:43 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 28, 2012 09:42 PM (BgIBZ)
They're the counter-revolving pistols that have the shoulder thing that goes up.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: ette at December 28, 2012 09:45 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:44 PM (bxiXv)
---
And barrel shrouds?
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 28, 2012 09:53 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: entropy at December 28, 2012 09:57 PM (YUttk)
Roger Ebert looks at Ace and wants to kill himself.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 28, 2012 08:02 PM (8hrco)
Probably makes Ebert grind his teeth.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2012 10:00 PM (HBRB0)
A: Because there are authoritarian thugs like David Gregory our there...
Not only do you need a thirty round magazine, but you need six more of them, at least 210 rounds of ammo, and a select fire weapon for when the David Gregories out there finally get the control they crave and start loading people onto to cattle cars.It is coming, it always does.
Posted by: Obamao at December 28, 2012 10:03 PM (JtyGg)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at December 28, 2012 10:07 PM (PiTBB)
thought we had, and maybe we did a little, but probably it was mostly
just that we didn't know.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 28, 2012 09:19 PM (bxiXv)
Add me to this list. Oh and, LiB.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 28, 2012 10:11 PM (MmH0Z)
Rule 4 -- Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.
Posted by: Phinn at December 28, 2012 10:25 PM (oFH2D)
>>>46 For some reason I was thinking this article was by Mark Levin, and I read it in his voice. Now I have a headache
I lol'd
************
For years my wife said she "liked" Rush, but was put off by his "on load from Gawwwd" shtick.
Recently, she's discovered Mark Levin, and loves him.
Go figure.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at December 29, 2012 12:24 AM (HVtRc)
Posted by: The Lightworker at December 29, 2012 01:24 AM (u4RrD)
I can bet there are far more murders, and child sex slave victims on all of the Mexico bordering states than the last 10 years of mass shootings combined.
It's really very sickening actually.. now that I think about it.
They have an agenda for sure and it certainly doesn't include the US as we knew it.
Posted by: Melodicmetal at December 29, 2012 04:11 AM (how0B)
Posted by: Davie OG at December 29, 2012 08:42 AM (o44nj)
Can any of you libertarian scum tell us why it's not a crime when Obamas "safe schools czar" fucks a kid?
And why it is when a Catholic Priest or someone like Sandusky does it?
Please, please, please go back to the Democratic party, you've already shown that you'll live with Communism and call us "bigots" and "nativists" for not going along.
Posted by: WHAT at December 29, 2012 09:32 PM (clTAc)
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