Everything You Never Knew About Eggs

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Everything You Never Knew About Eggs
Matt Stopera

1. Eggs were born in the year 1000

2. Eggs will not judge you

3. Unless you're a vegan

4. But at their core, eggs are pretty nice

5. They care!

6. They're festive!

7. But they won't take your shit

9. Just don't fuck with them or else they'll call you a goat or something

10. They have soldiers, too

11. Sometimes eggs don't make much sense

12. Because they're eggs

13. They just want to get along

14. And talk about the important issues

15. In conclusion, this guy sums eggs up pretty well:

16. *Kiss*

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