23 Horrifying Foods From The Dollar Store
Mmm, “potted meat!” posted
1. "Beer Bread" - just add beer and butter!
Larry The Cable Guy is ALWAYS a trustworthy food endorsement.
2. Entire breakfasts
What better way to start your day than with $1 scrambled eggs with hash browns and pork sausage links? Major DEAL.
3. Chunk Ham
4. Fish and cheese sandwich
Would definitely try the controversial fish 'n' cheese pairing in frozen sandwich form.
5. Cocktail Smoked Oysters
Solid seafood is hard to come by in suburban Utah, where this dollar store is located. Would try this in times of seafood need.
6. Lobster spread with cognac
Recession special fine dining. Would try this in times of major self-loathing.
7. ...and shrimp spread, from the same illustrious folks
8. Wyler's Authentic Italian Ices
Wyler: definitely an authentic Italian name. Would try because Otter Pops are awesome.
9. Nacho cheese
Big tub of bright orange, questionable cheese - I'm actually pretty sure I'd enjoy this.
10. Potted Meat
I actually did try this one. Didn't get through the entire can without feeling violently ill, but willing to give it another shot.
11. Chicken-flavored snack crackers
Try with nacho cheese or lobster cognac spread.
12. All natural french fried onions
I don't know what this means. This product confuses me.
14. Sugar free parfaits
15. Luncheon Loaf
For a 'fitting lifestyle,' of course. Would try because BACON GRILL.
16. Beef flavored rice/vermicelli mix
Vermicelli does not appear to be pictured. Would try this to figure out where the vermicelli is.
17. Frozen packs of chicken drumsticks
18. Frozen pork filets, right next door
19. Vienna Sausage, from the people who brought you "Potted Meat"
20. Brown gravy mix, by "Chef Swagger's Kitchen"
This looks very promising - who could resist the charms of Chef Swagger?
21. Canned German potato salad
23. Pre-packaged cheeseburgers
Seems like a better bet than cheeseburger in a can, which also exists. Would try.
And conveniently right next to the food aisles, you can pick up industrial cleaners for your engine!
Appetizing.
All photos taken with my cellular phone mobile device thing in an Orem, UT Dollar Tree.
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Wow. Has the person who wrote this article ever been to real grocery store? All of these items are in a “normal” store. Granted, I probably wouldn't purchase any of the meats there because a lot of the time the expiration date is close, but still. This is ridiculous. You've never heard of Wylers or Armour?? Do you only shop in elite frou-frou hipster stores?? And I feel sorry for anyone who has never had beer bread, that shit is awesome.
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