Jan

31

Statues you'll never see

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The Mayor of Baghdad (how’d you like to attend that City Council meeting?) said that he’d like to have a statue of President Bush somewhere in his city. That’s got to chap the sizable butts of the uber-liberal sect of Democrats. Ever wonder how long it’ll be until a nation dedicates a statue to Jacques [...]

Jan

31

Statues you’ll never see

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The Mayor of Baghdad (how’d you like to attend that City Council meeting?) said that he’d like to have a statue of President Bush somewhere in his city. That’s got to chap the sizable butts of the uber-liberal sect of Democrats. Ever wonder how long it’ll be until a nation dedicates a statue to Jacques [...]

Jan

31

Apologies to Fatty

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I wrote in today’s WND column: “First off, yes, obesity kills, which is an unpleasant fact that was first discovered by Virginia Rapp at one of Fatty Arbuckle’s parties.” A comment posted corrects me: “Wrong. virginia rappe died from a botched abortion she got earlier that day before she went to the party there was [...]

Jan

31

"Shameless plug" Monday

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An appeals court overturns a lower court ruling that said two McNugget shaped kids couldn’t sue McDonalds. The kids, or at least people on their “behalf”, can now go forward with the lawsuit, which accuses McDonalds of deceptive advertising which has caused the kids to have to resort to cable suspension technology to hold up [...]

Jan

31

“Shameless plug” Monday

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An appeals court overturns a lower court ruling that said two McNugget shaped kids couldn’t sue McDonalds. The kids, or at least people on their “behalf”, can now go forward with the lawsuit, which accuses McDonalds of deceptive advertising which has caused the kids to have to resort to cable suspension technology to hold up [...]

Jan

30

Iraq elections make our complaints seem petty

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With two hours to go until the polls close in Iraq, there have been several suicide bombs detonated and at least two dozen people dead in various areas. Despite that, people continue to line up in that country’s first free election. One good thing about this election is that the danger in Iraq has made [...]

Jan

29

An appropriate replacement for the "Hollywood" sign

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A group called “CitizensUnited.org” has purchased a couple of billboards that will be placed around Hollywood in February. The boards feature the likenesses of well known Hollywood (and Flint, Michigan) left wing types. The billboards display a list of Hollywoodites that could double as the world’s most incompetent law firm: Sheen, Moore, Chase, Penn, Streisand, [...]

Jan

29

An appropriate replacement for the “Hollywood” sign

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A group called “CitizensUnited.org” has purchased a couple of billboards that will be placed around Hollywood in February. The boards feature the likenesses of well known Hollywood (and Flint, Michigan) left wing types. The billboards display a list of Hollywoodites that could double as the world’s most incompetent law firm: Sheen, Moore, Chase, Penn, Streisand, [...]

Jan

28

Supersized idiocy

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By now, you’re well aware that there have been several attempts by overweight people to blame their health problems on McDonalds and other fast food restaurants, and that they have sought legal remedy in the courts. Many have argued that these places served them food that has made their belt sizes increase to a degree [...]

Jan

28

Git mo at Gitmo

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Female interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba have apparently been trying to break suspected terrorist detainees using certain tactics, some of which sound as if they require the use of a pole while a DJ plays Joe Cocker’s “You can leave your hat on”. Strippers… I mean… interrogators, have reportedly been subjecting detainees to sexual humiliation, [...]

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