Jun
30
Court Says Franken Won, Senate Dems Anticipate Arrival of Fellow Comedian
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It’s nearly officially official now. Congress is getting exactly what they deserve — taxpayers on the other hand, probably not so much: The Minnesota Supreme Court on Tuesday ordered that Democrat Al Franken be certified as the winner of the state’s long-running Senate race, paving the way for a resolution in the seven-month fight over [...]
Jun
30
Breaking: Mainstream Media Outlets Accuse Mark Sanford of Plagiarizing Love Letters
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WASHINGTON, DC (PNN): PNN has learned that the heads of several mainstream media outlets, including the Associated Press, Reuters, MSNBC, ABC and others, have accused Mark Sanford of plagiarizing some of their reporters in love letters the S. Carolina Governor wrote to his mistress in Argentina. The media outlets are accusing Sanford of stealing the [...]
Jun
30
Michael Jackson’s Father: WTF?
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As one who has also lost a child (no matter how old they are, they’re still your “children”), I know that people grieve in ways that sometimes might look odd, or even “cold” to the casual observer, but Joe Jackson is really perplexing, though at the same time not very surprising, in this interview with [...]
Jun
30
Hitler Wasn’t Just Nuts, He Was Bull Nuts
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I’m sure even Michael Jackson never even thought to have his doctor try this one: In an astonishing revelation found in the memoirs of Christa Schroeder, Adolf Hitler’s secretary, Hitler often hallucinated about happier romantic times because his doctor often injected him with hormones procured from the testicles of bulls. There used to be a [...]
Jun
29
The United States is on the verge of passing the massive Cap & Trade boondoggle, and it’s a bad idea. But don’t just take my word for it. Let’s look at someplace where’s it’s already been implemented: Proponents of the bill need to look no further than Spain, where the cap-and trade concept has sent [...]
Jun
29
He’s Baaaack: Obama Birth Certificate Seller Gets Around eBay Rules, For Now
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I wrote a post over the weekend about somebody who claims to have a copy of Barack Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate. Ebay banned sale of the alleged document four times, and their reasoning was that eBay rules prohibit government documents or identification of any sort being sold on the site. The seller’s account was apparently [...]
Jun
29
Monday’s Column: Cap, Trade, Tax, Spend — Not Necessarily in That Order
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Today’s column at WorldNetDaily is about the “Cap & Trade” scam that passed through the House last Friday. If it makes it through the Senate, the Waxman-Markey bill would be the largest tax increase in American history based on nothing but greed and junk science, and it must be put down. Give a read to [...]
Jun
28
Billy Mays Dies: One Minute You’re Here, and the Next, Kaboom!
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Infomercial pitchman Billy Mays was a staple on the television of anybody who was too lazy to change the channel, and he is dead at age 50. Mays reportedly hit his head during a rough landing yesterday, and he even Twittered about it last night, though it’s unclear whether or not the event is related [...]
Jun
28
China’s Infrastructure That Obama Wants U.S. to Emulate is Collapsing
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Just the latest fatal example of shoddy infrastructure in China is this: a new 13-story building in Shanghai collapsed. The Daily Mail has pictures here. Wow. Oddly enough, here’s Barack Obama last August praising China’s infrastructure and speaking about how America needs to emulate that country’s “vastly superior” way of building things, which means that [...]
Jun
28
John Boehner Insults Piles of S*#t
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Have you ever wondered why Democrats are so incredibly offended just because somebody reads one of their bills aloud? The question answers itself, but all this Cap & Trade debate has turned me into a big fan of Ohio Rep. John Boehner, who had some choice words for the aforementioned bill: When asked why he [...]