It's waterproof, even if you aren't. 

"{HUFF. PUFF.} Where's Agent 6?"

"Unsure.  Should be at this 20 by now."

"She's supposed to rendezvous and drop off the Centon 128GB DataStick Sport, yes?"

"Affirmative, after she transfers data from the underwater laboratory computers."

"Wait, the laboratory is underwater?"

"Yes, but the Centon DataStick is waterproof, so it wouldn't be damaged by Agent 6's descent."

"Well then where the hell is she?"

"Unsure, but we can't wait long."

"Wait…how long was the data transfer going to take?"

"It's a Centon, so data transfer speed isn't exactly the name of the game. I'd say ten minutes."

"What?? That's far too long to be underwater!"

"No, like I said, the DataStick sport is waterproof, so it will be fine."

"I know. But Agent 6 isn't waterproof."

"Oh. Right. Oops."

"Rest in peace, Angela."

"How did you know her top-secret name?"

"We slept together."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Spy sex. You've never had?"

"No!"

"It's great."

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