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5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Morning News

Stephen takes a lap around "The View" and weeps over Katie Couric's departure from "The Today Show".
5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Fox News Channel

Stephen suggests a new Fox News slogan and steals Bill O'Reilly's microwave.
5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - CNN

Stephen takes a closer look at CNN.com and unveils his Flicktronic-thon 5600.
5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Local News

Stephen looks back at his days as a local news anchor and explores weather reporting.
5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - MSNBC

Stephen warns viewers about the dangers of pundits like Keith Olbermann.

Monday December 31, 2012

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Morning News

Stephen weeps over Katie Couric's departure from "The Today Show", takes a lap around "The View" studios and "Fox & Friends" reports on monkey terrorists. (4:22)

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Monday December 31, 2012

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Fox News Channel

Stephen suggests a new tagline for the Fox News Channel, steals Bill O'Reilly's microwave and promotes job openings at the cable news network. (3:37)

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Monday December 31, 2012

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - CNN

Stephen explains the differences between CNN's liberal pundits, takes a closer look at CNN.com, and unveils his Flicktronic-thon 5600. (4:32)

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Monday December 31, 2012

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Local News

Stephen looks back at his days as a local news anchor, gives a preview of tomorrow's school lunch and explores the dangerous profession of weather reporting. (4:04)

Tags: 5 x Five, exclusives, mashups, Jimmy, Ricky Martin, cracks up, gay/homosexual, media, TV, local news team, Fox News, The Word, Delaware, school, violence, ABC5/WOI, scandals, Heroe$ Crawl, bears, animals, farming

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Monday December 31, 2012

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - MSNBC

Stephen develops a way to watch MSNBC safely, takes Keith Olbermann's power and warns viewers about the dangers of pundits like Chris Matthews. (3:38)

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Countdown to Doomsday

Stephen prepares us for the end of the world with high-end bunkers, dehydrated beef stroganoff, and a history of life on Earth.

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December 28, 2012 - Special Edition - A Look Back at Technology

Stephen begs Apple for an iPad, the Internet is transforming our memory, and Stephen sits down with CEO of Google in this Colbert Report Special Edition.

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5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Morning News

Stephen takes a lap around "The View" and weeps over Katie Couric's departure from "The Today Show".

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Fox News Channel

Stephen suggests a new Fox News slogan and steals Bill O'Reilly's microwave.

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - CNN

Stephen takes a closer look at CNN.com and unveils his Flicktronic-thon 5600.

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Local News

Stephen looks back at his days as a local news anchor and explores weather reporting.

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - MSNBC

Stephen warns viewers about the dangers of pundits like Keith Olbermann.

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Morning News

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Fox News Channel

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - CNN

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - Local News

5 x Five - Colbert Report on Lamestream Media - MSNBC