December 25, 2012

Yeah, I know, it's not really His birthday. But until He comes again to straighten us out let's throw a party in his honor!

May He be the honored guest in all your homes and hearts.

The Christmas story, according to Luke (ch. 2):

1: And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

2: (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)

3: And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.

4: And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)

5: To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

6: And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

7: And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.

8: And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

9: And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

10: And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

11: For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

12: And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

13: And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

14: Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

15: And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.

16: And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.

17: And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child.

18: And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.

19: But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart.

20: And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.

May the force be with you on this blessed day!

Sugar plums, Wassail and all that good stuff to you and yours.

My favorite (aka Carol of the Drum):

May your Christmas be blessed with Peace and Joy.

December 24, 2012

Thanks to Doug Ross for awarding us the prestigious, and not-so-fragile, Stuxnet Award for Best Information Warfare Campaign.

If the last video didn't force out the tissues, this one will.

From WIVB:

A Baltimore boy with terminal cancer who has always wanted to be a soldier got a huge surprise from the U.S. Army.

His biggest dream of someday enlisting in the Army came true when soldiers came to his house and held an honorary swearing-in service for 10-year-old Khalil Quarles.

After the ceremony, Quarles took a ride in a humvee and posed for pictures with his new fellow soldiers.

It's things like this that makes me so proud to be an American, and proud of the men and women who not only protect our nation and our freedoms, but our hearts as well.

(Hat Tip: Carol's Blog)

The speaker is Maj. Dan Rooney, founder of The Folds of Honor Foundation.

Large breasts may be an indication of higher intelligence in females.

A study by a Chicago university sociologist of 1,200 women found that large-breasted women tend to have higher intelligence. The study divided the women into five groups ranging from virtually flat-chested to extra-large breasts.

Image credit Sodahead

The results revealed that the big-breasted women had an overall higher I.Q.—about 10 points—than the lesser endowed members of the study. Women with average-sized breasts also beat out those that were in the smallest size group.

Hat Tip: Instapundit.

If you live in Westchester, Rockland or Putnam County in New York, and you have a weapons permit, your personal information has been published.

This irresponsible reporting is not only dangerous, but I suggest a veiled threat against legal gun-owners. While this information may be obtained legally through the Freedom of Information Act, publishing and advertising endangers citizens listed. The map shows those who have a valid permit to purchase or own a handgun. Their names are included whether they have a weapon or not.

Gateway Pundit has more.

UPDATE: If we continue down this disturbing path, it won't be long before gun owners will be required to identify themselves at all times. I took the liberty of designing an identification badge that, I'm sure, liberals will approve:

The Religion of Peace's genocide against a real religion of peace.

The study warns that Christians suffer greater hostility across the world than any other religious group.

And it claims politicians have been “blind” to the extent of violence faced by Christians in Africa, Asia and the Middle East.

The most common threat to Christians abroad is militant Islam, it says, claiming that oppression in Muslim countries is often ignored because of a fear that criticism will be seen as “racism”.

It warns that converts from Islam face being killed in Saudi Arabia, Mauritania and Iran and risk severe legal penalties in other countries across the Middle East.

Hot dental assistant fired, court upholds when your wife makes you fire the hot chick.

After working as a dental assistant for ten years, Melissa Nelson was fired for being too "irresistible" and a "threat" to her employer's marriage.

"I think it is completely wrong," Nelson said. "I think it is sending a message that men can do whatever they want in the work force."

On Friday, the all-male Iowa State Supreme Court ruled that James Knight, Nelson's boss, was within his legal rights when he fired her, affirming the decision of a lower court.

But its bad for business, I mean when I go to the dentist and hot assistant wraps her arm around my head and pulls my cranium up against her breast so she can get to work, then and only then do I feel safe enough to be drilled and filled.

She goes, I go somewhere else. Capiche?

Another reason for libs to join against the Jihad, the killing of endangered species to finance Jihad. And by that I mean the purchase of actual assault weapons for Sharia Gangs to use to terrorize, rape and pillage the locals.

>Money Jihad:Sudanese Arab militiamen and Somali al-Shabaab terrorists are financing their jihad from poaching raids against the endangered wildlife of their mostly Christian neighbors.

The janjaweed poachers use the profits from massacring the African elephant to continue their massacres against black Africans in Darfur. The common link is their utter disregard for life and for the rule of law.

December 23, 2012

As you will note in the video they show one of Hamas' twitter accounts (@AlquassamBrigade). What's more, CloudFlare refuses to stop providing services to quassam.ps because censorship. This is what I received after I contacted them:

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Your abuse report was denied due to a lack of evidence. We cooperate with all appropriate law enforcement agencies where appropriate.

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Run Hizb'Allah Run! (BUMPED)

Meet Bilal Birrawi:

Fatwas will be issued.

Previous:

LWJ

The official media outlet for Ansar al Sharia Tunisia has released pictures purportedly showing three FBI agents who interviewed Ali al Harzi, a suspect in the Sept. 11, 2012 terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya. The release of the pictures online was first noticed by the SITE Intelligence Group.

The US government had been seeking access to Harzi for more than two months, since he was arrested in Turkey and deported to his native Tunisia in October. Harzi's lawyer told the Associated Press yesterday (Dec. 22) that the FBI had finally been given permission to interview him.

The interview last three hours and was conducted in front of the judge hearing Harzi's case, with the help of a Moroccan translator.

According to the AP, the FBI asked Harzi not only about the Benghazi attack, but also the assault on the US Embassy in Tunis three days later (Sept. 14). Ansar al Sharia Tunisia, which is headed by a notorious al Qaeda-linked jihadist named Seifullah ben Hassine (a.k.a. Abu Iyad al Tunisi), orchestrated that assault.

If the pictures are of the interviewing FBI agents, then it shows that Ansar al Sharia Tunisia was stalking the Americans. Indeed, in its message announcing the photos online, the group claimed that "despite being forcefully prevented from taking pictures, we were able to take some exclusive pictures."

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h/t @ChallahHuAkbar

Sounds like Piers Morgan still has a bug up his butt that an armed citizen militia kicked the British Army's ass:

A petition was started yesterday at the White House website to deport British citizen Piers Morgan for his assault on the Second Amendment of the US Constitution. The petition has over 12,000 signatures already.

But Piers is not amused.

More at Twitchy.

Below the fold, scenes of militias versus Red Coats.

Update by SH: FYI, Morgan was fired from the Daily Mirror in 2004:

The term “incredibly stupid” might be an appropriate label for Mr. Morgan to wear around his neck. As editor if the Daily Mirror in 2004, he was fired when his newspaper published photos that purported to show British troops abusing al Qaeda terrorists.

The photos turned out to be obvious fakes. Once published, those faked photos put the lives of British troops in real danger as they became a recruiting tool for al Qaeda. Obviously, that’s dangerous

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So, what kind of tattoo would a sexually insatiable Georgetown Law student needing $3000 a year in condoms get?

Video at Liveleak. All that's missing is an "Enter Here" with an arrow. Oh, and a tattoo condom.

WARNING: Not safe for innocent eyes!

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Rush Limbaugh Apologizes To Sandra "Not A Slut, I Just Like Having Sex Alot" Fluke

Forgive the music. Good war p0rn is getting harder to find these days.

Another video below the fold.

Jesus appears on a burned tortilla shell:

SAN ANTONIO -- A San Antonio man says he found Jesus on his breakfast tortilla.

Thank goodness it wasn't a likeness of Muhammad, or someone would have to die today.

Alternate title: How-To Field Strip and Clean an AR-15 Rifle With Ashley:

If you are at work, well, watch at your own risk:

h/t CDR M

That people all over the world if even just for one day would follow Muhammad's teaching.

009.029 "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."

That for one day many men would be enslaved or die at the hands of his brother.

December 22, 2012

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That people all over the world if even just for one day would follow Jesus' teaching.

For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

21 Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:

22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

23 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee;

24 Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.

Meet Saadi Maher Abu Kmail:

Fatwas will be issued

Fatwas issued: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:

"All right, one more picture and then it's Mustafa's turn to wear the uniform."

Abu, You don't have the meetballs to hold or shoot That! Here! take this old AK so we don't lose that MG when the Juice blow your meetballs off."

Look how big a gun I'm holding up. I need tweezers to play with my little jihadist.

watch out kid your gonna put an eye out with that thing

This week Latma's Tribal Update brings you shows you the moral dilemmas facing IDF forces confronting Palestinian mobs, and we show you the dark side of the National Lottery.

Interesting, very interesting and not in a good way:

Israel's Channel 2 recently conducted a program on Hamas in the West Bank. Here is the report with English subtitles. The translation was completed by Jayne S. Original Channel 2 Report - http://www.mako.co.il/news-channel2/Friday-Newscast/Article-b0bb459135b9b3100...

h/t @ChallahHuAkbar

Related: Report: Israel fears Hamas making move for control of West Bank

[S]enior officials in Jerusalem reportedly believe a Gaza-style takeover of the West Bank by Hamas may be in the offing, citing intelligence estimates that show the Iran-backed terror group making a move for control of the Palestinian territory.

Military Intelligence and the Shin Bet security service both have information that Hamas politburo chief Khaled Mashaal has ordered his supporters to prepare for a battle for control of the West Bank, the Sunday Times reported on Sunday.

The move is feared by both Israel and the Palestinian Authority’s ruling Fatah party, which has seen its popularity on the Arab street wane in the face of the more hard-line Hamas movement.

“We’re on the verge of catastrophe,” Tawfik Tirawi, a senior Fatah member, told the paper. ”Hamas wants intifada and now only a spark is needed to light the inferno. Hamas will take over the West Bank[More...]

From The Register:

Facebook users may soon start seeing more messages in their Inboxes, thanks to a new pilot program that allows users to pay a fee to send personal messages to people with whom they have no direct connection.

Ordinarily, a Facebook user's Inbox will only display messages from friends and people the user might know, such as friends of friends. Messages from other sources end up in a separate Other folder, where they're likely to be overlooked.[…]

A company rep told El Reg, "We're starting to test at $1 per message, but we'll continue to test to find the optimum price."

Lindsey Lohan refuses to kiss actor Charlie Sheen because she doesn't know where he's been. I'm willing to bet she's been in all the same places, and then some...

(Emphasis mine):

The troubled 26-year-old actress wasn’t on board when she was expected to kiss the “Anger Management” star during their scenes together in the upcoming “Scary Movie 5,” according to TMZ.com.

Lohan reportedly refused to lay her lips on 47-year-old Sheen because she was concerned about the actor’s wild partying past.

Slightly OT but from the same article, is there some sort of bizarro-world, alternate universe in which multi-millionaires need help paying a $233k tax bill?

Never mind, I stand corrected... Who would have thought Lohan is cheaper than a $20 whore?