“All was in good fun, and a special request for a Dusty Springfield song was even granted before a Jagerbomb-fueled Radcliffe got into a twist with the DJ. He was soon encouraged by management to grab a cab.”

He was supposedly sober for two years before that.

“There is no shame in saying that we all want to be loved by someone. As I look back over my life in romance, I don’t feel I’ve ever had that. I have been the only one that was unaware of the fraud in a few of these circumstances blindly. When you get divorced, all the truths that come out, you sit there and you go, 'What the fuck was I doing? What was I doing believing that this person was invested in this way?' Which is a fantastically strong humiliation in the best sense. It can make somebody very bitter and very hard and closed off, but I find it does the opposite to me.”

"Tom runs his household staff with absolute military precision and with the utmost attention paid to security. His Bel Air mansion is divided into zones, meaning that housekeepers and other support staff that work in the kitchen and food preparation area, aren't permitted to go into another area of the house that falls outside of their allocated zone. It's a huge house and Tom does this to ensure the safety of his family and children when they are visiting. The only members of household staff that have access to the entire house is the estate manager and the head of security."

Madonna made out with her 25-year-old boyfriend on stage last night.

Courtney Love is "not amused" by the Nirvana reunion with Paul McCartney.

Mila Kunis caught Ashton Kutcher looking at her cell phone.

Gillian Anderson is joining the cast of Hannibal.

Matt Damon is nude "a lot" in the upcoming movie about Liberace.

Aww, Demi Lovato is adorable with children at a hospital.

Harry Styles bought Taylor Swift 23 cupcakes for her birthday.

Lady Gaga's little sister Natalie Germanotta is modeling now.

Amanda Seyfried rapped in a frog head.

Shakira tweeted a sonogram of her baby.

The Bachelor's Ali and Roberto started talking again at JP and Ashley's wedding.

Renee Zellweger has a new boyfriend.

Kim Kardashian wore peplum, looked terrible.

Lindsay Lohan's storage unit will be auctioned off.

Pot/kettle of the day: Former overweight person Star Jones called Chris Christie obese on TV this morning.