30 Lessons We Learned From Amy Poehler In 2012

AKA how to be a perfect human being. posted

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Krutika Mallikarjuna

1. How to look flawless after a divorce.

Hint: décolletage.

Image by Mario Anzuoni / Reuters

2. How to pass notes like a boss.

3. How to be a smart girl at the party.

4. How to close the gap between you and your fictional persona.

Source: gq.com

5. How to win at life even if you don't win an Emmy.

Audience participation is key.

6. How to react appropriately to a Tammy.

From Parks and Rec's upcoming Christmas episode.

Source: spoilertv.com

7. How to please a bona fide Bronx gal.

8. How to make a great paper doll.

Source: blythehabit

9. How to pull off an incredibly lifelike wig.

Source: 30rockasaurus

10. What girl code actually means.

11. How to meet Joe Biden.

Always go in for the kiss.

12. How to make fun of Paul Rudd.

PHILLY JUSTICE STYLE.

13. How to raise the ultimate ginge.

No seriously though, look at him.

14. How to make Samantha Ronson laugh.

Image by Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

15. Also gasp.

Image by Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

16. How to have safe sex.

17. How to react appropriately.

18. How to make out with Adam Scott.

Via his balloon avatar.

Source: nbc.com

19. How to make out with David Letterman.

Very uncomfortably.

20. How to be tiny and terrifying at the same time.

21. How to answer questions flawlessly in a bathtub.

Source: youtube.com

22. How to internalize your fangirling when your two favorite people meet.

23. Where the best places to hide are.

24. How to front for the Foo Fighters.

25. How to porpoise call.

26. How to dress like Ben Franklin and spill groceries cinematically with Paul Rudd.

From their upcoming movie They Came Together.

Source: Bauer Griffin

27. How to rock the half-perm.

Source: lambti.me

28. How to reunite with the cast of your iconic cult movie.

Yes there was a Wet Hot American Summer Reunion, and yes, you missed it.

Source: davidwain.com

29. How to get Andrew Garfield to put his arm around you.

Blue. Pipe-cleaner. Glasses.

Image by Michael Loccisano / Getty Images

30. How to be a flawless human being.

Source: quotesqr

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      I'll be crushed if they cancel Parks & Rec…

    • Tralfamadore
      2 days ago

      I didn't mean to hit hate :( I want LOVE!

    • jessicas49
      2 days ago

      I just fell in love

    • David L.
      2 days ago

      #28 I was in the audience for the live reading of Wet Hot American Summer. 'twas brillz!

    • bullardkay
      2 days ago

      whyyyyy isn't her SNL thursday election night rap on here? when she was SUPER pregnant? that's the best!

    • kimberlyp3
      2 days ago

      My favorite person.

    • Kelly S.
      2 days ago

      amy is the best.

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      2 days ago

      She is fantastic!

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      2 days ago

      No geeky - it's awesome!

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      2 days ago

      I want her to be my best friend.

    • Chris
      2 days ago

      When she was dressed as Rosie the Riveter on Parks and Rec my pants became very tight.

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      3 days ago

      I want to make waffles for her all day, every day.

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