28 Reasons Why Kids Ruin Christmas

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28 Reasons Why Kids Ruin Christmas
Matt Bellassai

We already know kids are stupid and the worst.

This is a well-established fact.

But guess what?

Kids around Christmastime are ESPECIALLY AWFUL.

Source: santaslap

1. First of all, they have NO SENSE OF WHAT TO ASK SANTA FOR.

Source: memewhore

2. Then when they get their shit, THEY SCREAM.

3. They're literally possessed.

4. They're evil demons around presents.

5. Careless, evil demons.

6. They become EMPOWERED around Christmas.

7. They get in the way of literally everything.

8. They don't help hang decorations when you're obviously in peril.

9. Oh, you're cutting down the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY.

10. Oh, you're setting up the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY.

11. Oh, you set up the tree?! LET ME GET IN THE WAY.

12. ALWAYS. IN. THE. WAY.

13. Also, they HATE SANTA.

Source: santaslap

14. Like *HATE* him.

Source: santaslap

15. They suck the joy out of every Christmas occasion.

Source: santaslap

16. Every Christmas picture is basically this.

Source: santaslap

17. Or this.

Source: skarvika

18. They're afraid of friendly snowmen.

19. They are functionally USELESS.

20. DEPRESSING. TINY. GRINCHES.

Source: santaslap

21. Hateful little trolls.

Source: santaslap

22. Small, joyless animals.

23. Living, breathing lumps of coal.

24. They get all up in your way when you're trying to shop.

Source: countchazula

25. They're weird.

26. And stupid.

27. And they can't walk in the snow.

28. And they're the worst.

Congratulations, kids. You're the reason Santa drinks.

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    • estellelar
      2 hours ago

      actually the adults in my family ruin christmas , my daughter is the one making tolerable this year. My dads side of the family is the reason mommy drinks.

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      2 hours ago

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      6 hours ago

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    • aegyeol
      7 hours ago

      Shit like this makes me so glad my younger cousins are finally grown now. Holidays used to totally suck when they came to town, but now they're actually fun.

    • PauperPrincess
      7 hours ago

      Actually, the problem isn't the children — it's all the stupid things parents put them through. Like the farce that is Santa Clause.

    • tonis3
      8 hours ago

      I allows thought it was drunk fathers who ruined Christmas?

    • Edouardo
      8 hours ago

      LOL they can be a pain in the a** but only an infertile a**hole would say their the worst.

    • Nevernude
      9 hours ago

      Is #4….Hermione?!

    • Jessica D.
      10 hours ago

      LOL….kids make Christmas so much better. I love this.

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    • TOMAHHTOE
      12 hours ago

      I thank God that I never had any of those selfish little $hitheads.

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      12 hours ago

      #1 Wants about three fitty, hes the Lochness monster!

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