Over at Worth1000.com the Photoshop nerds are having a "Where’s Dave Chappelle" Photoshop contest. In case you don’t know, a Photoshop contest is where you’re given a picture of somebody or something and you use Adobe Photoshop to ‘remix’ it into something completely different.  I haven’t seen one wack entry yet, but that one right there takes the cake, Dave and Pac at Disneyland, it doesn’t get much better than that. Peep the rest here. Props to CityRag for the link.

That picture right there is of Richard Monroe, or as I like to call him, Mr. Ground Beef Face, who is alledging that Snoop, Game, and several of their bodyguards through him the beatdown of a lifetime on Saturday at a concert in Seattle. Apparently your boy tried to jump on stage to dance with the two West Coast heavyweights while Snoop was performing his classic "Gin and Juice", and according to reports:

"he was attacked by approximately twelve people who punched and kicked him repeatedly. He also alleged that they stole his watch, cell phone, wallet, and diamond studs."

Damn if that’s true, them niggas are just plain wrong, I mean it’s one thing to beat dude down, but robbing him for his diamond studs!? Maybe Game was trying to get his dough up since he’s facing a 280 Million dollar lawsuit for the dude they beatdown in D.C.. I guess you can take the thug out the hood and tatoo a butterly on his face, but you can’t take the hood out of the thug….or something like that.

UPDATE: See Video of the beatdown here. Hurry it may not be up for long.

Aight so Carmen Bryan, Nas’ babys mother who ended up in the middle of the Nas/Jay-Z beef is supposed to be releasing this tell all book that is gonna give her side of the story and I guess try to explain to us why she isn’t just some lucky groupy. So I found these ‘facts’ that are supposed to be from the book, but I don’t know how true any of this is, so what I’m gonna do is post some of the better ones here and let you be the judge:

said Nas cried when Pac and Big died

said Nas didn’t like Jay-Z from day one, and that was why she chose Jay, she knew it would make Nas mad

talks about a lot of industry cats, says she had an affair with Pete Rock, that’s part of the reason Nas and Pete Rock don’t see eye to eye

said Allen Iverson thing is just a rumor, they were at a party together and people started talking

said she and Nas fucked while Kelis and Nas were dating, but not after they were engaged

she also says that AZ made a pass at her when her and Nas were together and that Nas cheated on her with a chick from the group Allure and that’s why she did Jay-Z

said that there’s been over 20 songs written about her

she lists:

-Nas – Black Girl Lost
-Jay-Z – Is That Your Chick
-Nas – K-i-ss-i-n-g
-Nas Undying Love
-that song Jay and Mya did
-Jay-Z – Girls, Girls, Girls (says she’s the project chick)
-Nas – War
-Jay-Z – Takeover
-Nas – Ether
-Jay-Z – Super Ugly
-Pete Rock – Take You There
-Nas & Bravehearts – Situations
-Nas – Big Girl
-Nas – One Mic
-Nas – Your the Man
-Nas – Sincerity

 Like I said, I don’t know if any of this is true, but there it is. You can read the rest here.

Ricky Powell has been photographing rappers and celebrities for more than 20 years and recently started making t-shirts with some of his most famous flicks. That one right there is a flick of popo hemming a dude up somewhere on the streets of New York. I knew ya’ll would appreciate this because it’s a position most of you have probably been in more than once. You can order some of the shirts here if got the chips.

I never liked that big dumb Elephant Shaq, and now I know why. This muthafucka is police! I remember hearing that he said he wanted to be a cop after he left the NBA, but I didn’t know he actually was one part time. What a dickhead. Like the public really needs your big, dumb, rich ass running around thinking your fucking Tubbs from Miami Vice? I can just see him rolling up in his Superman Escalade with the little fucking lite on the top and Kobe cuffed in the back for some kind of sex crime. Seriously though, what black person becomes a cop? Get a grip. I hope Detroit ends your season pig.

From MTV News:

Remember when Cassidy said a few weeks ago that he would gladly take on a battle with 50 Cent? Well, stay tuned — according to a source close to the project, in his new video for "B-Boy Stance," Cassidy is going to be parodying 50. Word is that Cass pokes fun at the "21 Questions" video and will have an oiled-up G-Unit general look-alike in his clip. …

In what may be the funniest interview with a rapper ever, Nore explains one of his most famous lines, and has this to say about Pharrell:

LSD- Not to change the subject entirely, but can you explain “Light a candle, run laps
around the English Channel, Neptunes’ got a cocker spaniel”?
N- Well, when you light a candle, that’s saluting your dead peoples. Light a Candle.
And then, what’s the English Channel? It’s a big pool of water and it’s overseas.So I’m
trying to say that when I light a candle I’m that strong that I can run laps around the
English Channel. And Neptunes [producers featured prominently on Noreaga’s two solo
albums] have a cocker spaniel. ‘Cause they homo.
[Pause]
LSD- Oh. All right.
N- Neptunes is homo. You won’t hear another Neptunes track again on Noreaga again in
your life. I didn’t know that they hand was broken. [makes limp-wristed gesture]
LSD- Is this a recent discovery?
N- It’s a recent discovery after the “Oh No” video. After money had the tight choker on
in that video. And we started asking questions, and people from Virginia started telling
us that he’s a straight Flagrino. And he takes it up the ass. I cut him off.
LSD- Even though the beats–
N- Fuck the beats! [laughter]
I can’t fuck with nobody that Mohammed used to throw off the hill. You know,
Mohammed used to take all the homo niggas in the village, and he’d take ‘em to the top
of the hill and he tricked them. He’d tell ‘em ‘Yo, jump down there’, and when they’d
jump down there, they killed they self. We don’t fuck with homo. I like lesbians,
though. I’ma stand up–I like lesbians and dykes. If you’re lesbian and dyke you’re okay
to me, but if you’re a homo, I don’t even like you.

It’s a long interview, but trust me it’s worth it. You can download it here. This nigga Nore is super stupid. It’s nothing.

I found this floating around the internet, I don’t know if it’s real or not but it is what it is:

Nas – NASDAQ Dow Jones Album Tracklist unofficial

01. Wake Up New York (Intro)
02. Bullet X
03. What’s Good NY
04. We Were Gangstas (featuring Scarface)
05. Mexico
06. QB Savages (featuring Bravehearts)
07. Polo and Guess
08. Unauthorized Biography of KRS-ONE
09. The Nasty One
10. Seed of Sekou
11. Legendary
12. Rebel to America
13. Hallie Selassie
14. Moon (featuring Kelis)
15. Talk of NY – (bonus track)

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ves537 (4:25:47 PM): guy
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Dame says that the rumors that his Dame Dash Music Group was leaving Def Jam was all bullshit. He’s also saying that M.O.P. isn’t leaving his label and that everything is lovely over there. Somebbody should tell Dame that’s not what M.O.P.’s manager Laze is a saying:

“It became so clear to me when I looked at these guys together again. At Damon’s birthday, party Jay and Dame looked natural. It was like they never split. Jay [was] effortlessly handling the overwhelming stares of groupies and super groupies and Dame seeming to gain confidence with Biggs on one side and Jay on the other. It’s the ROC,” he said.

“No, we didn’t belong there. That’s our cousin’s house. We love our cousins and we are welcome, but we never lived there.”

Dame is saying "That’s another rumor". Sounds like these niggas are about to be in court suing each other if you ask me. Especially when niggas are talking about M.O.P. is signing to G-Unit. Dame is really on some me against the world shit right now, and you can’t tell him he ain’t gonna win, and I ain’t mad at him, but when your 2 main artists are dead and in jail, you’d better have something up your sleave…just sayin.