LMAO @ this if it’s real.

Let me tell you why I do this shit/I’ma son of a gun, cause moms was a Hoover Crip – Jayceon

via SUN

Whew. It’s a slow ass news day and I was really getting tired of having that G-Unit cover at the top of the frontpage. Thankfully, Shake was good enough to send over these two new joints from Mr. Trice.

Obie Trice – Detroit 

Obie Trice – Ball Out

UPDATE: I just got my hands on another one: Popping Off

Curtis, Marvin and Chris are dropping a new G-Unit mixtape on Monday. Miss Info has more on it. She’s certainly right about Boo-Boo stepping his internet game up as of late. And if it’s true, the part about him moving all of his employees off of G-Unit Records and onto ThisisCurtis.com is pretty interesting. Say what you want about Curtis (and I usually do), but you have to give him his credit for his Chess skills.

Return of the Bodysnatchers will be available for free download on Monday.  

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Here’s the trailer for Blackout, which features what I’m sure is a riveting performance by Box Office P. The film is about a group of people in East Flatbush trying to make it through the big blackout of 2003. Man, I remember that day like it was yesterday. After doing this restaurant a favor and drinking up all of their beer before it got hot, I drove back to Yonkers and found my block looking like some shit out of Mad Max. Good times…

It’s debuting on BET this Friday and will be out on DVD the week after.

Curtis dicking around on 5th Ave.

“Look Fat Joe, I do come outside!”

I think he’s dropping some mixtape next week. Video Deebo’d from ThisisCurtis.com.

Curtis – Paper Chaser (Once again, props to Splash and Lowkey for the rip)

Man, has Snoop ever turned down an endorsement deal?

This is a spot for French mobile firm Orange.

Snoop Dogg drops it for Orange ad (Guardian Unlimited)

C.R.A.C. (Collect Respect Anna Check) consists of Blu and Detroit MC Ta’Raach. Here are a couple of joints off their album, The Piece Talks, which is due out in April.  

C.R.A.C. – Buy Me Lunch 

C.R.A.C. – Love Don’t

Edit: Sharebee is down, so here are some Zshares to hold you over.
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Complex spoke to Joe and asked him for his response to Curtis’ shots on I’m Leaving.  

He’s looking for attention, I’m gonna diss him. I’m gonna tell him to suck my dick, everything you can think. I’m gonna tell him that. What does he want out of me? He’s gonna tell me, “Oh, Fat Joe, you’re a sucka.” This, this, that and I’m gonna be like, “suck my dick?” “You punk ass mother fucker.” And that’s it. And then, you know, do a survey and draft to clubs and draft to the ghetto and see who’s really out there and who’s not. He said, come down to Madison Square Garden and see him or something. Get the fuck out of here.

He also elaborates a little something on his use of the N-Bomb and calls Khaled a "sand nigga."

Related: Video: Fat Joe – 300 Brolic 

More newness off DJ Clue’s Desert Storm Radio 8: I Am Legend.

Fabolous – Hey Papi Freestyle

Some bad chicks didn’t get past the bridge… 

Bonus: Jadakiss ft. Rashad – I’m A Beast (Blend)

Props to Splash 

Damn, Pap went hard at your uncle.

Papoose – Who Shot Ya (Uncle Murda Diss)

It’s gonna be a…oh whatever.