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  1. 37m

    . Brilliant. This deserves a promotion. You are now Admir'l Crunch.

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  2. 10h

    This cookie is for educational purposes only.

    8:35 AM - 22 Jan 2014 · Details
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  3. Jan 21

    We don’t know what you heard, but cookies always travel in packs.

    8:43 AM - 21 Jan 2014 · Details
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  4. Jan 17

    Hey , meet the entire family:

    3:39 PM - 17 Jan 2014 · Details
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  5. Jan 17

    Are you a smart cookie? Then crack our brain teaser.

    8:10 AM - 17 Jan 2014 · Details
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  6. Jan 16

    Brownies never looked so good! (Hint: birthday cake is involved):

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  7. Jan 16

    . Evil plotting raccoon was unavailable. Here's the next best thing.

    1:46 PM - 16 Jan 2014 · Details
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  8. Jan 16

    If you agree with us, then get in line.

    11:00 AM - 16 Jan 2014 · Details
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  9. Jan 16

    How much force does it take to dunk a cookie?

    8:03 AM - 16 Jan 2014 · Details
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  10. Jan 15

    . No need for introductions, we know you all too well.

    4:13 PM - 15 Jan 2014 · Details
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  11. Jan 15

    Eye on the cookie, eye on the cookie, eye on the cookie.

    8:05 AM - 15 Jan 2014 · Details
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  12. Jan 14

    No one will blame you for hogging the covers.

    7:30 AM - 14 Jan 2014 · Details
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  13. Jan 6

    Icy what you did there…

    8:00 AM - 6 Jan 2014 · Details
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  14. Jan 5

    You can’t top Oreo pizza. Well, technically, you can…

    9:00 AM - 5 Jan 2014 · Details
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  15. Jan 3

    has saved countless cookies from the milky abyss.

    9:06 AM - 3 Jan 2014 · Details
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  16. Jan 2

    This cookie is giving us tunnel vision.

    8:00 AM - 2 Jan 2014 · Details
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  17. Jan 1

    College football can have its bowls, we’re fine with ours.

    9:15 AM - 1 Jan 2014 · Details
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  18. Dec 31

    Starting countdown in 3,2,1...

    11:33 AM - 31 Dec 2013 · Details
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  19. Dec 30

    Oreo Out Of Office - even a cookie needs a day off.

    7:30 AM - 30 Dec 2013 · Details
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  20. Dec 29

    Here's something that'll get you through the rest of your sentence.

    9:01 AM - 29 Dec 2013 · Details
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