Tweets

  1. Breaking the hearts of banjo lovers everywhere. “: An act to suppress dueling in Texas passed on Jan. 28, 1840.”

  2. Abbott vows to he'll fight cedar fever (what aboutt Davis?) MT Done. Easiest campaign promise ever.

  3. . "We think, however, that the shot Shott shot shot not Shott but Nott"

  4. Also, on a unrelated note, an act to suppress dueling in Texas passed on Jan. 28, 1840.

  5. The first page of the entry for abortion from Willson's Texas Criminal Statutes, 1896.

  6. Best, Most Original Idea Man’s Ever Had Returns 114,000 Google Search Results

  7. "However, if you take Jim Pitts, and subtract him from the square root of the sum of Edmund Kuempel . . . " Now that's funny!

  8. I chuckled when I saw that a commenter on Burkablog was posting under the screen name "Texans for More Ethical Burka." cc:

  9. Congrats to M McConaughey on getting SAG Award following his recent Golden Globe. The man is on a roll. I'm really enjoying his movies.

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