According To Google Trends, What Is More Popular Than "Ammo"? "Bulk Ammo"
While "Fiscal Cliff" may be having its 15-minutes of fame - a la "Honey Boo Boo" or "Sneezing Panda" - there is one thing that has consistently been more and more searched in the last eight years. According to Google Trends, internet users are skipping just plain old simple "ammo" as a search query, and in a tried and true American tradition, confirm that size matters. The size of the ammo order that is, as can be confirmed by the following chart showing queries for "bulk ammo". What goes without saying, are the wavelike periodicities of the quantized jumps higher in popularity at select times over the past decade: they just happen to aggregate around a very specific event taking place each November every 4 years. At this rate by November 2016 we are going to need a bulkier chart...
(h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer)
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I haven't bought anything as small as a box of 20 in over three years.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
Every American needs to be aware of the threat levels on the homeland security advisory system [1]. Exploding firearm sales indicates an increased risk of domestic terrorism, and Americans need to be on red alert for suspicious activity. We're going to do a quick recap of each official security level, and what it means for you and your family. I strongly advise everybody here to make a note of these security levels, and be aware of the implications.
Threat Levels [2]
References
[1] Home Land Security System - http://www.dhs.gov/homeland-security-advisory-system
[2] Threat Levels - http://www.azein.gov/azein/Threat%20Advisory%20Docs/ThreatLevel.aspx
Can you help us with the color codes for "troll threat levels"?...
If MDB is posting, then the government troll threat is very high.
The Fatherland- Socialist/Nazi German
The Motherland - Communist Russia
The Homeland? – An Unspeakable Fascist Bastard crossbreed of the two above!
I wonder what the juxtaposition of search terms "fiscal cliff" vs "benghazi" is in the last month?
Remember BENGHAZI!!!
"bulk ammo" + Benghazi gets 10,800 results
When reading some posts, sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is actually a troll, or is trying hard to play the part of a troll as a joke.
But the joke's ooooold. And a tip-off being that artificial intelligence tends to get frozen in time.
Finally, a trend I can believe in.
Poe's Law renders both useless.
Why concern yourself with trivialities. All you need know is, "Duck and Cover."
Gummint said so.
Gee ... I did not realise there were any levels below orange.
Below orange was before FDR.
look out for waco 2, they are just itchin to drone sombody. hellfire missles bitchez
Wacos happen every single day when cops kill dogs, kill grandmothers, etc... violates basic constitutional rights and get no consequences.
MDB Awesome! Do you do stand up too? Where's your next appearance?
But always a risk
even if green
Is that what you are saying?
Ah yes, the neverending war on terror.
Ah yes, the neverending war on terror.
Well, yeah! The military industrial complex must be fed... and sheep never pay up unless they're scared.
The military industrial complex must be FED
There, Fixed it for ya
The only group worried about Guns and ammo are Sheeple
But New York democrats ran on women's rights, diversity, subsidizing unions, and sensible gun laws.
MillionDollarBonus_
The threat levels are not from the public, its the agencies......................and BTW, the House passed an Immigration Reform Bill yesterday,on the way to the Senate.
No shit....................so that means the Mexican gvt gets its way, and big o also, No Border w/ Mehico..............I just wish Amelicans could have the same rights there, as they get here.
Red(severe)- She has been around the block a few times and the risk of disease is severe.
Orange(High)- There is a good chance if you get her high you can get a blow job.
Yellow (Elevated)- Blood pressure after taking the little blue pill.
Blue (Guarded)- Remain guarded when sneaking out in the morning after picking up a fat lady at closing time.
Green (low) - There is a low probability that MDB will be getting laid tonight.
You forgot another threat level:
The following Million Dollar Bonus Alert is FIRE ENGINE CODE RED, MOTHERFUCKERS !
Jesus. The Google IPO didn't kill this zombie bastard after all.
Resurrected as a Homeland Security web bot.
Where's the large can of Raid when you need it ?
Wish we could pull a chart from '94................would look almost identical.
That was before the age of teh Googlez.
Gopher time!
Bulk Ammo bitchez!
Dillon 1050.
Spoken like an IPSC or IDPA shooter. :)
LNL-AP
Lee Classic Cast
Lee thigh master
What comes after Bulk?
Michael MOAR!
Length
The price discovery moment when you realize that "bulk" (ammo) is going to set you back some serious coin.
Yea but Copper Jacketed Lead is a precious metal. So it retains its value.
Yes. It. Does.
Fortunately, ammo places still accept fiat and pixels.
Freight Car
the government comes after bulk ammo.
Bulk reloading supplies. :)
Government witch hunts.
Pallet loads.
The whole nine yards.
Which takes about 3 seconds in your minigun, or about 25 in your M60.
Damn disgruntled Michigan militia terrorists are probably going to target the power grid with a gun.
Someone in Michigan could probably fart and it would knock my power out again.
It's still that bad ? Better take it easy on the beer tonight....you know how bad those beer farts are.
For once some encouraging news eh?
Really? Do the IP's trace back to government agencies like NOAA?
Long lead, in bullet-shaped ingots.