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  1. 11h

    I try to save the situation and end up misbehaving.. ": is life a breeze? can you see trouble from a distance?”

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  2. 11h

    Sent a friend a That's So Raven GIF today then somehow Raven came up in the show tonight. Maybe I can gaze into the future???!

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  3. 19h

    Portland show last night! One more in PDX on Fri, one tonight in Eugene. Some tix left at…

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  4. 21h

    Whoa , did you see this clip from the new TMNT movie?

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  5. Mar 25

    My final moment in Japan. Tour starts up again tomorrow in PDX, SF, Eugene, & more. Get tix at…

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  6. Mar 25

    The very funny released his CROWD WORK special on for $5. Go buy it and enjoy.

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    Mar 20

    ADVICE TO ALL: never pound a couple of McD's Filet-O-Fish when you have a long nights work ahead.

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  8. Mar 19

    NY ppl go see Michael Che () at this weekend. He's hilarious. Get tix:

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  9. Mar 18

    More dates added to the Modern Romance tour in SF, Minneapolis and 2nd shows in Columbus, Madison, Chicago. Get tix:

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    Mar 17

    THIS IS BULLSHIT! BOYCOT UNTIL THEY PAY ME (OR AT LEAST SEND ME A T-SHIRT AND A PAIR OF RICKY RUBIO SHOES).

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    Mar 17

    LA did y'all feel that earth quake earlier? Shit had my whole house shaking 😳

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  12. Mar 17

    Actual txt from my dad: "did U here about. The Earth quake at LA Aniz felt it Harris is at VietNam" Is this a ransom note??

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  13. Mar 16

    WUH BOUT THAT DINO DNA DOUGH RT Newman lives! "Seinfeld" actor takes to Twitter to dispel rumors of his death

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    Mar 14

    was too funny tonight. So much so that the man behind me could no longer control his body and threw up on me not once but twice

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  15. Mar 14

    YES!! ": I'm happy to announce that Comedy Central just picked up my series Unemployable for 10 episodes”

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  16. Mar 13

    If you need good jokes from a comic w/similar skintone, peep 's Waiting for 2042 here:

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  17. Mar 13

    Go see one of my fav comics/ppl to get coffee wit! ": hello see me live in your city ”

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  18. Mar 12

    SEATTLE: Added a 4th show on 3/31. Get tickets:

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  19. Mar 12

    It's fine ": No it is not! RT. : discovered turkey in freezer says best by 1/24/2013 okay to eat?”

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  20. Mar 12

    This thing where people describe their phone activity from the last weekend is super interesting:

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