Official Site of the U.S. Air Force   Right Corner Banner
Join the Air Force

News > Commentary - They really are 'out to get you'
They really are 'out to get you'

Posted 6/14/2012 Email story   Print story

    


Commentary by Lt. Col. Michael Onines
386th Expeditionary Support Squadron


6/14/2012 - SOUTHWEST ASIA (AFNS) -- When I was first assigned a position to lead people in the Air Force, I was expected to be, among other things, a safety cheerleader, encouraging my team to avoid mishaps and work safely. This was a bit new to me and I found most safety lectures I sat through in the past to be dull and boring, so at some point I adopted a safety motto to help break the ice and introduce topics of discussion. It wasn't as good as Calvin's "Be careful, or be roadkill" with patented 3-D gore-o-rama, but whenever I told the team "don't do stupid stuff" it garnered a chuckle and we could segue into the topic-du-jour, such as DUI, which I would then classify as doing stupid stuff.

For almost every topic I briefed, be it speeding, riding without a helmet or any of a myriad of things you read in safety reports I could classify it as doing stupid stuff and warn the team to avoid doing something that stupid. Essentially, my motto described a safety philosophy where if you didn't go looking to get hurt by disobeying and ignoring the rules, you would be just fine.

My perspective on safety changed dramatically a few weeks after I returned from a humanitarian mission to Honduras. During my time there we worked hard to build the foundations of a masonry schoolhouse for a small village. Each day we watched traffic mayhem as donkey carts, tractor-trailers and a variety of run-down cars jockeyed for position on the highway crossing between our camp and our construction project. For the most part watching the traffic game was amusing, and we managed to avoid any close encounters.

I rotated back to home-station and two weeks later a close friend from the squadron left to lead her phase of the construction project. One week after her departure I sat beside her husband while the benefits officer explained what payments he and his children could expect in the future after Captain Palmer was killed on the roads of Honduras. She died in a head-on collision as a tractor-trailer in the oncoming direction crossed a double-yellow line to pass on a blind curve. After this, safety briefings became more somber, and my catch phrase wasn't used any more.

It took a year or so before I began briefings with a new motto: "They really are out to get you!" Inanimate objects like barriers, bollards and parked vehicles are hunting your fenders and bumpers. The driving conditions out on the roads here are every bit as bad as those in Honduras, or the freeways of southern Italy.

Distracted and aggressive drivers on the roads aren't watching out for anyone else. If you want to be safe you have to treat everyone on the road as a wreck waiting to happen to you. Obviously there aren't any guarantees, and serious accidents can still happen despite our best efforts, but staying aware of what is going on around you and anticipating what could happen are the best we can do to be safe. Good luck out there, and remember, "they really are out to get you!"



tabComments
6/21/2012 3:15:45 PM ET
Lt Col Onines - Thank you for this great article. You managed to capture just how many of us viewed the topic of Safety at some point in our careers. Over the years I have developed a renowned sense of respect for safety. I wanted you to know this is just the article I needed to show my daughter who is 18 years old. Like most teenagers she knows it all and can't be told a thing. I hope your article will get through to her and help her understand that you don't have to do anything wrong to be the victim of a mishap...because after all they really are out to get you. Thank you for sharing your story.
MSgt Retired, Maxwell AFB AL
 
Add a comment

 Inside AF.mil

ima cornerSearch

tabSubscribe AF.MIL
tabMore HeadlinesRSS feed 
Missing for 46 years, air commando laid to rest

Air mobility response team readies for 'Sandy'

As Sandy closes in, Mobility Airmen stand ready

Air Force Week in Photos

U.K. F-35 fleet increases capability at Eglin AFB

Avon Park Air Force Range receives Interior Secretary award

Former Little Rock AFB commander and spouse receive 2012 O'Malley award

Reservist sets latest mark in battle for Schriever track record

CSAF shares perspective during AETC Senior Leader Conference

Thule boilers save big in first year

Life Extension Programs modernize ICBMs

SecAF visits basic military training

Through Airmen's Eyes: Airman battles breast cancer

Remains of two Airmen lost in 1969 identified, honored

tabCommentaryRSS feed 
Teal ropes to spotlight sexual assault response  37

Air Force Academy energy research will yield global benefits


Site Map      Contact Us     Questions     Security and Privacy notice     E-publishing