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The captain is an idiot

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Commentary by Maj. Trenton Spencer
52nd Logistics Readiness Squadron


11/18/2011 - SPANGDAHLEM AIR BASE, Germany (AFNS) -- Imagine you are part of a crew on a classic sailing ship.

You are navigating rough seas, violent storms, and trying your best to stay afloat and reach your next port. Your crew works below deck.

There are no windows below deck. The little light produced by the old copper oil lamp only adds to the misery of how bleak your conditions are. You can see the old tattered wooden beams and the old box used as a chair, and the stale air reeks of weeks at sea. Yet, on this night, and for the past nights, your only concern has been to bail water out of the hull. Your entire waking hours are spent filling buckets and dumping them out. Hour after hour, your crew bails water from the hull. You have asked for more crew and more buckets from the captain of the ship, but your questions have been unanswered.

Who is this captain? Does he have a clue? What an idiot!

To make matters worse, word came down he wants to "re-purpose" two of your crew for other duties on the ship. In addition, he is taking a third person at the next port of call and removing him from the ship. There are only a few of you left and of those few, half of you are sick.

Doesn't he know you cannot do your job if he keeps taking all of your people? The ship won't sail if it is underwater. You cannot even keep your processes alive with manpower this low.

What? He wants to take buckets from you now. Seriously, your team had just barely enough buckets to have one for each person and have barely kept water from sinking the ship.

Again, you say your captain is an idiot. If he just spent two hours with you, he would realize you need four times as much manning and three times the number of buckets. You see all the wood on this ship and think, "Why can't he start pulling up planks from the deck or use one of the masts to make more buckets?"

From where you sit, you are correct. Your team's job is to ensure the ship does not take on water. It is especially daunting given the rough seas you are sailing. However, the captain of the ship has an alternate perspective. His primary purpose is to accomplish the mission and to ensure each of his teams perform their processes so the system works.

A ship cannot sail on its own. It needs a solid infrastructure and people to make it move. Looking from the mission perspective of the captain, it makes sense he pulled two members from your team to re-use them as carpenters. He realizes the ship can't function when it takes on this much water. However, from his perspective, the problem is not bailing water, but ensuring water doesn't penetrate below deck. If he can remove the cause, he removes the problem.

At some point in time, the captain made the decision to take the risk of reducing your manpower to reuse them to repair holes, tears, gaps and other problems on the ship. If he can repair the infrastructure, then your operations will be complete. Then, your entire team will be available to use on mission-focused tasks, rather than crisis-recovery tasks.

While it is necessary to keep the ship afloat, the purpose of the ship is to accomplish its mission.

What about the wood from the buckets? Maybe the captain needed to use the steel band and wood timbers in a repair. Maybe while making a repair, a new hole was created and water needed to be bailed from that location on the ship.

What about the individual who is being cut from the crew? Again, the captain realized he needed to lean the ship.

The galley staff is large and serves the needs of the ship and the mission indirectly. With the manning on the ship, the galley crew had to be large. The only way to cut the galley crew was to cut manning across the ship. Your section lost one individual, but other sections lost more. In fact, one whole team was cut. While part of the ship's mission was to have a crew to fish for and make dried squid, the captain realized this was a secondary mission that could be cut. Ensuring his war ship was in place to defend the Constitution is his primary purpose. The economic benefit of selling dried squid, however tasty it might be, could be cut in order to maintain the ship's mission.

Thus, the captain made tough choices while sailing in rough waters.

He retrained some personnel. He reallocated resources. He cut secondary missions that serve the ship and not the mission. Tough choices; tough times.

With the current fiscal challenges facing our nation and our Air Force, we are all in the belly of the ship, trying to tread water.

Being great Airmen, we are passionate and excellent at doing our work. Our perspective is clouded, though. If left to us, we would buy more buckets and more people to bail water. The ship would be free of water, but would not accomplish its mission.

How many times have you thought, "What is the captain thinking? My NCO doesn't have a clue. If only they gave me X, Y or Z, I could do my task." We need to keep in mind that the captain of the ship and each subordinate element faces distinctly different challenges than what we face. Even the captain may be guilty of loss of perspective.

In a constrained resource environment difficult choices must be made.

By focusing on the true problem, we will be able to best allocate these resources. The larger challenge is to stay focused on the mission, especially in a fast-paced environment.

While at sea, the captain was trying to keep the ship afloat and also accomplish its mission. The Air Force is in those times now -- crisis, manning cuts, budget cuts and even mission cuts. We have to find a way to accomplish our set tasks with less resources, more effectiveness and to support our leaders making the tough choices. Leaders need to ensure they communicate the goal and purpose to their subordinates, so the subordinates can understand the big picture.

We need to ensure we all have the same perspective on where we are heading. A left turn or a right turn doesn't affect the subordinates as much if they understand where we are going. It makes sense to retrain a bucket boy into a carpenter if leaders explain why he was retrained.

So, is the captain an idiot? It is not up to me to decide. But, I've been bucket boy of the quarter twice, had my shop's manning cut, had resources taken away and still accomplished the mission. I get it now. He wasn't acting against us, he was acting for us. In the end, if he is an idiot, then to me, he's the smartest idiot I know.



tabComments
12/7/2011 9:14:05 AM ET
This worked really well for Humphrey Bogart in the Caine Mutiny. That was sarcasm by the way.
TSI, SAFB
 
12/6/2011 7:56:41 PM ET
Sometimes it's not the Captain that's an idiot - it could just be his Admiral.When your force is cut so lean that mission success is physically impossible, being one of the few remaining people who can do the job gives you insight. We've seen that everyone is constantly asked to do more with less do even more with less then do the jobs that previously were done by multiple people - and now do it with nothing. Some jobs are fat some are just the opposite. In deployed locations there is paperwork and waivers and people turning blind eyes to what our Airmen are doing - flying missions alone when the very Air Force demands two or three people doing the job. Well we don't have those people. Even if we scrambled today to request them they wouldn't arrive in squadrons for almost seven years - Five years to reserve training seats then minimum BMC EAUC Survival Language Flight Qual... So no our Captain isn't an idiot. He gives us the information we need - if not th
Getting Out, Podunk NE
 
12/1/2011 6:34:23 PM ET
In this analogy, yes the Captain is an idiot. This is because before the voyage, the Captain demanded that the ship be filled with unnecessary and expensive gifts to decorate his quarters despite the crew requesting buckets, nails and new decking for the ship. The Captain further demanded to have an expensive ceremony celebrating the voyage they were about to take, despite the crew requesting basic supplies. And one step further, the crew spent so much time preparing for the departing ceremony that they had notime to spend with their families before they depart for sea. Unfortunately, now they they are at sea, the Captain is trying to keep the mission aliveby cutting into resources that he had already exhausted. Truth be told, ifwe cut the extremely wasteful spending of the Captain, the crew could havecompleted the mission without a crisis occuring.
Brandon, Illinois
 
11/29/2011 5:18:39 AM ET
No he's not an Idiot, he's the captain of a ship.
lg, Tajikistan
 
11/28/2011 9:35:58 AM ET
The captain of the ship must also be a communicator. In today's world, our Airman are better educated and smarter; the idea of blindly following has gone by the wayside. Communicating all the way down the chain with intelligent information also works.
Cummuniacator, Eglin AFB
 
11/23/2011 12:17:35 PM ET
Well said.
SJAM, RAF Alconbury UK
 
11/23/2011 5:35:06 AM ET
Great analogy...however, you failed to mention the part about when the Captain fired two crewmen, he hired some civilian and paid him twice as much. Oh yeah, and the part that the ship is fifty years old and won't make another voyage successfully in it's current condition. Or the part when 30 percent of the crew receive a short notice deployment tasking from the Commodore...I'm not saying the Captains an idiot...but how about we finally call a spade a spade and be honest about how broken the system is...we aren't doing our Airmen any favors by sugar-coating the truth.
Christoher, Okinawa Japan
 
11/23/2011 5:19:09 AM ET
Leaders need to ensure they communicate the goal and purpose to their subordinates so the subordinates can understand the big picture. That is what needs to be done in the Air Force. It doesn't happen that way. Subordinates do not need to keep asking themselves why and get frustrated about it. Not getting the answers to the question Why distracts them from the mission at hand.
David, Aviano
 
11/22/2011 6:58:00 PM ET
I don't know if the author of this article is insinuating that the Air Force is a sinking ship, but you can take his analogy one step further. Eventually, once you have removed everything superfluous and secondary to the main mission, retrained a large chunk of your crew who are now minimally experienced in their assigned positions, and tore up a huge part of the ship to fix the rest, then the ship will eventually sink regardless of how smart or noble the Captain is. You can do more with less but only until something breaks. In our case, when something breaks, innocent people will die or missions will go unfulfilled.
Realistic, CONUS
 
11/22/2011 12:34:47 PM ET
This article does put things into perspective. However, let me ask you this. What if you signed up to work on this ship being promised after 20 years of hard labor that you would be compensated for the rest of your life. So day in and out you tirelessly bail water, watch manning/buckets decline, etc. Just looking towards the light at the end of the tunnel. And then ten years into your time aboard, there is talks of this future not happening. Where does morale/mission go from there?
Angry, Minot
 
11/22/2011 10:31:28 AM ET
I have to say this is a terrible article from the perspective of getting the job done. A captain has to make decisions, but attempting to compare a sinking ship with losing manpower is ridiculous. While risk management is important, this does not tell a story well. Having served in the USAF and worked for all branches of the DOD, I can tell you the USAF is quite fat and could lean up. Your fellow services do it lean and mean; it is time for the USAF to give up some dollars and deal with limited resources.
Bill, Charleston AFB
 
11/22/2011 6:52:34 AM ET
Thank you for putting into context people can understand. You cannot comprehend the dysfunction from the outside looking in.
SrA, Pope
 
11/21/2011 8:52:05 PM ET
Your premise is false. The crew isn't stupid. The crew understands that cuts must be made. The crew isn't frustrated by the cuts. The crew is frustrated because their idiot Major...err Captain ...still requires the same work output-production despite the lack of resources. The crew is exhausted because for years they have sacrificed everything trying to make up the difference of through more effort. The crew is pissed at the idiot Captain because the crews surged effort now becomes the normal and the idiot Captain demand more from effort from the crew. The crew is frustrated because their idiot Captain blindly parrots the story-line of those above him because he lacks the stones to stand up to his idiot superiors.
Shirt, Texas
 
11/21/2011 5:09:23 PM ET
This is an excellent commentary. Your second to last paragraph sums it up. If people aren't kept in the dark, they may not complain as much. People tend to be a little more understanding once they know why the situation is the way it is.
David, Pearl Harbor
 
11/21/2011 1:24:10 PM ET
The last paragraph explains the biased nature of the essay - and still accomplished the mission. What mission? The AF mission? The writer's unit's mission? His worksection's mission? If he accomplished his workcenter's mission with less, good for him. But did he cut corners to do so? If so, he altered mission requirements. I would argue that he did not accomplish the original mission. You could even say he failed the original mission but accomplished a new mission. That concept needs to be given greater attention throughout the military during these times of severe cuts. We cannot always do more with less. The cuts are so deep that we shouldn't even expect to do the same with less.
Robert, JBLE
 
11/20/2011 2:40:16 AM ET
That is a very long-winded way to say shut up and color.
Mike, WA
 
11/18/2011 8:03:07 PM ET
At one time I would have agreed with this major. But with today's AF's emphasis on volunteering, additional duties, PT, reflective belts and other garbage, I'd have to say the title is now correct. Anyway, there haven't been any leaders in the AF in quite some time, just bosses.
Otis R. Needleman, Reality
 
11/18/2011 4:26:25 PM ET
The story hits all points well but it misses another. Communication -- Communication would have made the bucket boys better at their job by understanding the loss of personnel instead of stressing about what was happening. They didn't need all the details but information, Understanding. Clearly the captain understood the affects of his actions...he did not expect a decreased staff to do more or even keep pace. many times in today's environment the phrase doing more with less is overused and abused and acceptance of decreased product is not allowed. Yes, times are turbulent, but a miscalculation by the captain will cause the ship to flood and sink.
SMSGT - Retired, WPAFB
 
11/18/2011 1:43:36 PM ET
The captain apparently sees no need to keep his crew in the loop, preferring to stand aloof like any control freak. Instead of being a manager, he's a boss and any fool can be a boss.So yes, he's a complete idiot.
Ken, Florida
 
11/18/2011 12:43:31 PM ET
A very well-written thought process of what is actually happening throughout the military today and in many corporations. Never though we would see the day when there was too many serving; however, the good thing is the war light is going dim sort of like when the wall came down which signaled an end to the Cold war era. All the events around the World not only affect the military but also the civilian population also. We all just try to hold on and prepare for the worst so if the worst does not come into our life at least we may be a little better prepared or a little smarter going forward. Yes, I retired but did not see a lay off coming when I put those papers in, but I and my family survived it because the military trained us to work as a team as you all are today so you will survive the hard times and some will travel a different road then originally intended but your training will kick in and you will be much better prepared for it then your civilian counter part so use your train
Retired but still working, Ohio
 
11/18/2011 12:24:11 PM ET
Further complicating matters, your fellow bucket slingers are re-purposed to support the annual traveling singing sailor talent show to entertain other ships in the fleet while your ship sinks. And did we need that giant flat screen TV in the galley? And as we are starting to capsize, why does the captain decide we should trade our tattered clothing for new tattered clothing that will be obsolete in a few years? As you continue to bail water, you dream of the day when you dock and can retire only to have pirates threaten to steal your loot every time some other poorly-assembled dinghy needs repair. It could be smooth sailing if some of these people would just walk the plank. Arrr
DC, MD
 
11/18/2011 11:55:42 AM ET
While one can agree with the last three paragraphs, there is little sympathy on my part for the Captain that could permit his Ship deteriorate to the point where it is now requires his diminished crew to save it. It they make it to safe harbor, how many of those peole will remain with that service
R.J.Schultz SMS Ret., ShawanoWisconsin
 
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