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- Thursday 14 June 2012
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If you thought David Mitchell had mellowed in recent months, you'd be sorely mistaken. At the start of this new series of Soapbox, he's fuming about the Atkins diet. What sort of idiot would cut out carbs? And bolognese without spaghetti? It's madness. But the worst offence is a diet without the king of foodstuffs: bread and butter
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14 June 2012 2:51PM
I really enjoyed this David.
Especially the beard and the line 'oysters: for people who couldn't afford proper food, and so were reduced to slurping cold snot from a rock'.
14 June 2012 2:55PM
Would have been topical ten years ago
14 June 2012 3:03PM
Self-parody?
Jimi Carr might be rubbing off on David a bit.
14 June 2012 3:06PM
agree about the atkins, but what kind of fool would go for a bloc party fashion comb over and an unkempt beard?
14 June 2012 3:06PM
"cold snot from a rock" is EXACTLY right. Thank you, David!
14 June 2012 3:07PM
Good points but terrible beard.
14 June 2012 3:08PM
Agreed.
See also, your username.
Lol, rofl, etc..
14 June 2012 3:09PM
I like the Beard
14 June 2012 3:09PM
Lose the beard, David.
Seriously.
it makes you look as though you're trying to look manly.
I'm a fan, just trying to help.
14 June 2012 3:11PM
Snot from a rock, awesome.
14 June 2012 3:11PM
I dare say Atkins is unhealthy, with all that dairy and mayonnaise, but at least you don't have to go hungry like on calorie-counting diets.
And besides, there are healthy lo-carb diets like the GI diet that don't pump you full of saturated fat. I've lost 18 pounds on the GI diet and my cholesterol has gone down from 6 to 5.5.
David Mitchell should try it.
14 June 2012 3:12PM
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14 June 2012 3:13PM
My username has nothing to do with bilbo or frodo,
its just because i have massive bollocks and my names phil.
14 June 2012 3:20PM
Not you obviously.
14 June 2012 3:23PM
He just not as good as when the Peep Show guys write his stuff.
14 June 2012 3:33PM
Good points but terrible beard
No no. He looks much better with a beard. And unlike mine, which is white, you can't see the prominent chin through it. And it grows up the sides of his face; it's a successful beard.
14 June 2012 3:37PM
I bet he grew the beard in a vain attempt to obscure the chins. That's why I grew mine.
14 June 2012 3:39PM
Well I think his impression of Commander Riker is pretty successful.
14 June 2012 3:40PM
Might have been more funny if his voice wasn't so irritating I had to turn it off half way through!
14 June 2012 3:44PM
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14 June 2012 3:44PM
I am starting to think that the whole point of the British media is to channel money into the bank accounts of David Mitchell... and Steven Fry, of course.
There are other people out here who can do stuff well and rant. Maybe not me, but other people.
14 June 2012 3:46PM
Did Victoria make you grow that beard and get that haircut, David?
14 June 2012 3:50PM
I think you are very generous, it is an atrocious abomination of a beard and have no idea why anyone would want to wear it.
Thankfully his static image is usually beardless.
14 June 2012 3:54PM
Surely he's had a beard before, Mitchell-watchers. Is there more to discuss, beard-wise?
It's the floppy hair that's more of a problem.
14 June 2012 4:06PM
Well, I loved David's piece, but it's still true that we eat way too many processed carbohydrates.
Even if we don't try to cut them out completely (which IS bonkers), why don't those of us, like me, who need to lose a few pounds just all agree to cut down.
14 June 2012 4:06PM
Beard is not a good look. A clean shave and a haircut would do wonders.
Anyway.
How is bread & butter 'delicious'? I think that's partly why this country is fat and consequently, diet-obsessed. In this country, bread & butter means: cheap, horrible yellow margarine spread on a slice of factory bread. No wonder people are out of shape.
I could understand bread and butter as delicious if you buy a fresh baguette from a boulangerie and spread a good layer of fresh butter you collected off the nearby farm - but in this country, bread & butter really symbolises the lack of a real culture of food.
I can't help noticing that in countries like France and Italy, where proper food is almost a constitutional requirement, people are in better shape. They'd be appalled to learn that people think shitty tasteless margarine spread over fake bread is what passes as delicious in Britain.
14 June 2012 4:11PM
David, i so agree with you and I could eat bread and butter to the exclusion of everything else. However, i have to say that when I tried Atkins, the weight fell off. Unfortunately, i couldn't stomach it for long enough (pun every bit intended) and, sadly, it's all gone right back on again due to the utter deliciousness of bread and butter - especially toast
14 June 2012 4:14PM
Multi-grain toast with Cornish butter...Yum! I've met the cows that make the milk too!
14 June 2012 4:14PM
good bread and butter is a thing of genuine deliciousness
on the whole I do agree that the beard is not a great look for him, but it would be much better without the floppy hair
14 June 2012 4:17PM
Eat less, move about more...and grow a beard. I've got a beard and I lost nearly 3 stones!
14 June 2012 4:20PM
same old shirt, I see
14 June 2012 4:21PM
we don 't all eat cheap horrible margarine (ugh!) and factory bread, but a slice of proper bread and good butter - sublime!
14 June 2012 4:23PM
Good beard, bad hair.
14 June 2012 4:24PM
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14 June 2012 4:27PM
Aren't you about ten years too late for this rant, Dave?
14 June 2012 4:30PM
I lost 4 1/2 stone on the Dukan Diet.
damn good diet, if you have the willpower to see it through.
14 June 2012 4:41PM
If you eat only vegetables, fruits, milk, with very little bread or rice, you will lose weight too very quickly.
14 June 2012 4:45PM
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14 June 2012 4:50PM
Butter in bacon sandwich, what madness is this?
14 June 2012 5:02PM
I don't think I'll be taking dietary advice from someone with a complexion like that
If you eat paleo and not atkins you can eat all the sweet potatoes vegetables and fruit you want and still lean out like a boss
14 June 2012 5:02PM
The hair is distracting. Or maybe I'm just a bit simple. Yeah, that's probably it.
14 June 2012 5:05PM
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14 June 2012 5:26PM
At last a Mitchell rant on low-carb diets! Atkins is old but the low-carb shit is always on - like the Dukan or Paleo craze. Notice that the followers of such charlatans are like cult members blindly following the leader's ridiculous orders as if it's life's essence, and they defend the system religiously. That fact alone is enough for me to consider these diets as poisonous fashion trends.
The low carb diet indeed works at first, and then fails spectacularly for scientific reasons. Here is information about Protein Sparing Modified Fast diets (aka atkins, dukan, paleo etc bs)
14 June 2012 5:27PM
By the way, the problem with the beard is the shortness. He used to look much better with a longer beard before.
14 June 2012 5:30PM
What's the name of that diet where you can eat anything you like but drink nothing? Oh yeah, the no-water diet.
14 June 2012 5:34PM
Everybody wants to know how funny I find this. I think it's important that I tell them all.
It really is all about me.
14 June 2012 5:36PM
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14 June 2012 5:39PM
Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.
14 June 2012 5:45PM
The Atkins diet was brought by a heart specialist and flies in the face of perceived medical opinion (hence food industry funded medics hate it) - I say perceived because that is what it is, and that perception has been proved by all solid sceintific studies to be flawed; Atkins was always right on red meat and saturated fat - they protect the heart, the former eg. by CoQ10 content and the latter eg by Vit D content which also protects against cancers and influenza. Full cream milk and cheeses provide Vit A and D as well as Calcium which protect against many diseases, not least measles.
Modern refined carbohydrates increase risk of heart disease as well as diabetes and cancers, so jokes aside Mitchell is way off mark with his preference for (refined - he fails to qualify his carb desires) carbs and of course by evading the organic issue one is open to the potential arena of gene-contaminating GM- foods and food additives.
I believe the main problem with Atkins dieting is that one must not predispose to lenghty periods of fast burn exercise as the generating of glucose from fats (analagous to using diesel instead of petrol) requires different metabolic exchange that is slower burn - hence great fuel for energy maintenance and weight normalisation but not for (what is essentially not a human nor animal natural trait - hence one rarely sees Inuit racing across the tundra) long periods of fast burn activity; for that better stick to high unrefined organic/non-GM carbohydrate as fuel and reasonable fat content (to protect the heart and against cancers) for good health. Those with more sedentary livestyles would probably benefit best from Atkins-based diet.
14 June 2012 5:45PM
he does love red and maroon