Observations of a Brain Damaged Troll
Every time a conservative says something stupid an angel gets its wings.
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Jun 29, 2011
We Are a GREEDY Bunch, Ain't We Just?
Quit being such a greedy bastard. It's THEIR MONEY! They EARNED it! -
Jun 29, 2011
GOP Tips it Hand, Shows Anti-Job Agenda
Republicans don't WANT new jobs. They want YOU to lose YOUR job. They want the economy to crash so they can blame it all on Obama! -
Jun 28, 2011
Michele Bachman: There's a 70% Chance She's Lying RIGHT NOW!
Why, THAT smells like LADIES' BRITCHES burnin' up somewhere... -
Jun 26, 2011
Gays? Getting Married? Good-bye Civilization!
Don't read this if you value your homophobia. -
Jun 26, 2011
Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Attacks Fellow Justice by Hitting Him in the Hands with Her Throat
It's a sad day when a professional state supreme court judge isn't safe from being attacked by a woman's throat! -
Jun 24, 2011
And Now, I Argue the OTHER Side of the Debt Ceiling Debate
Grab your ankles and be PATRIOTS, America! Say NO to raising the debt ceiling! -
Jun 24, 2011
Don't Count on GOP to "Come to Their Senses" on the Debt Ceiling
Feel the cold steel pressed against your temple? -
Jun 22, 2011
I Like Huntsman. Therefore, He is Doomed.
Wow! A civil Republican presidential candidate! He's DOOMED! -
Jun 21, 2011
DOOM IS UPON US! LOOK! IT APPROACHES E'EN NOW!!!
DOUBLE UP YOUR UNDERWEAR PEOPLE, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SOILING YOURSELF IN FEAR AFTER READING THIS!!! -
Jun 21, 2011
When I Tell You "You're Stupid," Try to Accept it in the Spirit in Which it Was Offered.
Stupid is as stupid does. -
Jun 19, 2011
Get on the Phone, the Twitter, the Facebook, take out a Newspaper Ad, get on Craigslist and Spread the Word Across the Land to TAKE CONTROL OF and OWN the JOHN BOEHNER SEX SCANDAL RUMOR!!!
Enough with the Rumors! Let's turn this into an outright SCANDAL! -
Jun 17, 2011
I Accidentally Drugged, then Drowned, then Smothered My Baby, Didn't Tell the Cops or Call 911, and Then Went Partying. Forgive Me?
I could NEVER serve on the Casey Anthony Jury! -
Jun 17, 2011
You Can Only Flog a Weiner for So Long!
Can we open our eyes now? Is the big, nasty Weiner gone? -
Jun 14, 2011
Sarah Palin's ACTUAL E-mail from God — (I was "cc'd")
I have so many questions... but after he CC'd me, he put me on his block list. -
Jun 13, 2011
You BOUGHT the Book and Didn't READ It???
They either bought it and didn't read it, or they forgot this part. -
Jun 13, 2011
How Yesterday's "Meet the Press" MIGHT Have Looked if We Had an Actual Media
If he's not a pervert, why's his last name "Weiner"? -
Jun 12, 2011
Why Weiner Has to Go! A Video Presentation
Weiner did something naughty. He must go so that Democrats might grow a spine and learn how to recognize real obscenity when they SEE it. -
Jun 10, 2011
Time to Play: "Papers, Please! Papers! Have Your Papers Ready!"
Can YOU Pick the Guy Who WON'T Be Asked For Papers? -
Jun 10, 2011
Alabama Shows Them Boys in Arizona How to DO Institutional Racism, By Golly!
If they ain't got nuthin' to hide, they don't gotta worry about it. Cept for the time they gets held in jail. -
Jun 09, 2011
A Film for Anthony Weiner: "It Gets Better!"
It's NOT the end of the world, Anthony!
