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on my way to
@lxjs .... blee bla bla JavaScript stuff. See you guys soon in... Lisbon? -
@lat that shit never leaves my resume. I keep it real. -
@luk (rearranging the dirt with one foot) -
@luk yeah who? -
Dear
@pepsi your "throwback" would have been legit if you didn't put a giant yellow stripe on the can pic.twitter.com/y4aWn2p2uQ -
I just heard someone use dial up
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Security cameras just happen to catch me when I dropped my scooter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2xm7On8d7A …
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@che right on! mine hasn't changed since 2002 (pre-twitter) -
@shanley they're pretty great. vroom vroom. beep beep. scuse me. oracle girl coming thru. -
@che you still got that same profile pic! awesome! -
@shanley it's mostly the traffic that I can't stand. But a scooter solves that. -
And apparently it was "French Stewart" and not Jim Rash.
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What was the name of the animated series with Jim Rash playing a gay dad? ... I can't find it on the internet.
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Every time Jon Stewart asks his guest "Can you stick around longer" I just want to hear the response "Na, I gotta run"
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"Bitch kicked me out the shower" —
@iamaaashley playing Sims -
Just watched Metallica on
@ColbertReport — still remains the greatest Rock Band ever. -
@jaidagale@KingZay09 right on. praying, like, super hard. -
Basically
@Lawnee101 is the greatest massage therapist of all time.
Dustin Diaz
Lil'Bacon
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