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Your mom called and she wanted to confess she sexted with your paperboy and you shouldn't feel victimized because it's a direct results of the boob job you bought her. So there's no need to tell your dad .
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Your mom called and she wanted to confess she hooked up with your band mates and you shouldn't feel nauseas because it's a direct results of the bedazzled Brazilian wax you bought her. So there's no need to tell the ladies of the P.T.A. .
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Your mom called and she wanted to confess she sexted with your boss and you shouldn't feel victimized because it's a direct results of the bedazzled Brazilian wax you bought her. So there's no need to increase her medication .
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Your mom called and she wanted to confess she sexted with your best friend and you shouldn't feel suicidal because it's a direct results of the age inappropriate pants you bought her. So there's no need to tell your dad .
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Your mom called and she wanted to remind you to make today the day you change your underwear and that everyday you don't she'll have no choice but to post your profile on match.com and if you need help she can break up with your fiance .
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Your mom called and she wanted to remind you to make today the day you play less Black Ops and that everyday you don't she'll have no choice but to cry uncontrollably and if you need help she can knit you a tie .
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Your mom called and she wanted to confess she knocked boots with your pest control guy and you shouldn't feel stupefied because it's a direct results of the bedazzled Brazilian wax you bought her. So there's no need to tell the ladies of the P.T.A. .
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Your mom called and she wanted to confess she locked lips with your brothers anus and you shouldn't feel jealous because it's a direct results of the human centipede surgery you bought her. So there's no need to feed her anymore fiber .
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Your mom called and she wanted to confess she rounded 3rd base with your roommate and you shouldn't feel jealous because it's a direct results of the boob job you bought her. So there's no need to increase her medication .
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Your mom called and she wanted to remind you to make today the day you change your underwear and that everyday you don't she'll have no choice but to tell your dungeonmaster and if you need help she can lay your clothes out every morning .