Read a compilation of the 25 most idiotic sound bites that defined the Bush era, including gems by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and the Decider himself.
1. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —President Bush. Aug. 5, 2004
2. "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." —Vice President Dick Cheney, "Meet the Press," March 16, 2003
3. "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." —President Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, while touring hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, Sept. 2, 2005
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Goodbye Bush Jokes
The late-night comedians offer thanks and bid farewell to President Bush:
"President Bush has asked all the major networks for 15 minutes of air time on Thursday to give his farewell speech to the nation. Well, the White House says he’s going to use part of the time to list his accomplishments. No word yet what he’s going to do with the other 14 minutes.” –Jay Leno
"But I think everybody has warm feelings for George Bush now. He held his final press conference yesterday. He admitted — it takes a big man to do this — he admitted that a couple things didn't go according to plan. A couple of things went haywire. His first term and his second term. Those two things." –David Letterman
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More Bush Farewell Humor:
Bush's Lack of Accountability (The Daily Show)
The Ultimate George Bush Retrospective (23/6)
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency (The Onion)
