On a tip from TED.

Out of work? Why not become a welfare colonist? It’s nice work if you can get it. You’ll have a better chance if you come from somewhere like Somalia.

Sure beats crapping in a hole back in Africa.

On a tip from Bill T.

Argentina’s history is very similar to our own, with the major difference that it succumbed to the class warfare/entitlement mentality known here as “Hope & Change” almost a century earlier. Once a country goes down this road, it does not come back. Al Jazeera makes itself useful for once by reporting on where this road inevitably leads:

On a tip from Wiggins.

More of the thanks Swedes receive from the welfare colonists who are paid lavishly to displace the native population. This video reflects the attitudes of the colonists toward their hapless hosts, who have rendered themselves helpless by becoming drunk on moonbattery:

On a tip from Bill T.

Obviously Secretary of State nominee Hanoi John Kerry is no patriot from the point of view of an American, given that he violated the Logan Act by secretly canoodling with representatives of North Vietnam, spewed horrific lies against our troops in both Vietnam and Iraq, supports turning over our money and sovereignty to hostile foreigners through the outrageous LOST treaty, described the USA as an “international pariah,” et cetera, ad nauseam. Turns out, he isn’t a patriot from the point of view of a moonbat either — because he doesn’t want to pay his “fair share”:

Why is it that a guy who was reelected on a platform that consisted entirely of promising to raise taxes keeps nominating people who won’t pay their taxes?

On a tip from Bob.

Compliments of TED.

Like ours, Sweden’s government has been importing large numbers of Somalians to displace the native population. No matter how much they are given, these welfare colonists can be counted on always to demand more:

On a tip from Bob.

Who do you suppose Barack Hussein Obama droned on and on talking about at the funeral of Senator Daniel Inouye? You guessed it: Barack Hussein Obama. A mercifully short excerpt:

Weekly Standard compiled the stats:

President Barack Obama used the funeral for Hawaii senator Daniel Inouye to talk about himself. In the short 1,600 word speech, Obama used the word “my” 21 times, “me” 12 times, and “I” 30 times.

The only thing more absurd than Obama’s ego is the sanctimonious idiocy of the moonbats who pretend he is something more than an Affirmative Action post turtle.

On tips from Gary A and Bob Roberts. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.

On a tip from Wiggins. Hat tip: Free Republic.

It isn’t easy to believe that the great Ronald Reagan and the shameful Barack Hussein Obama were elected president within only a generation of each other.

If we don’t recover the character represented by Reagan very soon, we will have canceled our own future.

On a tip from TED.

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Tip from Gary A.

Feliz Navidad from our degenerate bureaucrat overlords:

No need for elves to make the goodies; taxpayers take care of everything.

They say Obama is like Santa Claus. Here Santa Claus is like Obama — promoting vice with redistributed wealth.

On a tip from Wiggins.

On a tip from TED.

We could cut the unemployment rate in half by replacing the president with a game show host — provided the host is a countermoonbat like Chuck Woolery:

When was the last time you heard policy proposals this intelligent from the adolescent Marxist in the White House?

On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

Are there any confirmed cases of someone looking directly at Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) in person without turning to stone?

  

Compliments of Clingtomyguns.

Shrillary’s Immaculate Concussion got her out of testifying regarding her gross malfeasance before, during, and after the Benghazi massacre, but it won’t get the blood off her hands:

There are plenty of bloody hands to go around. Anyone who participates in or supports the execrable Obama regime shares the guilt — including politically compliant apparatchiks from the military establishment like former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Michael Mullen, who magically shrank the terrorist onslaught from eight hours to less than half an hour.

During his opening statement at a State Department briefing, Ambassador Thomas Pickering, who chaired the ARB [State Department Accountability Review Board], said the terrorist attacks occurred over a span of almost eight hours. …

About 20 minutes later in the same briefing, as Ambassador Pickering nodded his head in agreement, retired Admiral Michael Mullen, the vice chairman of the ARB, put the Benghazi terror event in a very different timeframe. He said it lasted only about 20 or 30 minutes.

The obvious point of contracting the timeframe was to justify Obama not allowing the military to lift a finger to rescue the four Americans who ended up being killed — including, of course, a US Ambassador.

Mullen’s evident lie puts his defense of homosexualizing the military into an ironic light:

“It is my personal belief that allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly would be the right thing to do,” Mullen said at a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing. “No matter how I look at the issue… I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens… For me, it comes down to integrity — theirs as individuals and ours as an institution.”

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell specifically made it unnecessary for anyone to lie.

Like the USA, the concept of integrity has been fundamentally transformed.

On tips from Zappatrust and G. Fox.