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'American Idol': Snooze Alert
The ladies mostly sang on key this week (bonus!) but they were just so damned boring that we nearly fell asleep.Golden Girls
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We'd gladly spend 24 hour with Jeffster!, as well as Tracy Jordan, Sue Sylvester and Ron Swanson.Not Found
If 'Lost' Stars Never Got Lost
What if Matthew Fox, Naveen Andrews and Evangeline Lilly had never landed on the island? We look at how their careers would have gone.Never Forget
Robert Pattinson's Secret Set Diary
How did R-Pattz react to meeting his costar? Did he ask her about the secrets of the Island? We get a look inside his mind.On the Road
Shows That Should Go on Tour
What if Grey's followed Glee's lead and did a multi-city tour? Audience members might get sexed up in an on-call room or lose their jobs to Derek.Recaps of TV Shows, Reviews, Weecaps, Recaplets and More
Survivor
Community Idol
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Both tribes find out there are immunity idols hidden in their camps and react in opposite ways, with almost all of the Villains deciding not to bother with it and almost all of the Heroes searching desperately for it. Tom finds it and is somehow able to use it against majority alliance leader Cirie.
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Respect Your Elders
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When Dr. Avery's very famous grandfather is brought in to the hospital as a patient, it sends everyone into a frenzy, and at the same time Derek and Richard have to figure out how to navigate their new boss-employee relationship.
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Project Depot
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The desginers have to create looks from stuff found at a hardware store. They might as well have asked them to speak in Latin for as much as these people know about hardware stores.
Read MoreHow I Met Your Mother
We're Just Dumb Sluts From The Block
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The one in which the writers tells us we've been dumb sluts for not liking the devolution of Barney. Too bitter? Fine. The one with J.Lo. Plus, Ted sings! And then everyone sings. Except J.Lo, but there is a banjo!
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The Rat Pack
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The kids return from winter break variously moving on from or further entrapped in their Winter Wonderland quandaries. Happy couple Liam and Naomi have nothing in common. Navid epically fails at orchestrating a drug bust, thus allowing Jasper to sink his claws deeper into Annie. Teddy whores it up to get over Silver, even though she decided to give him a shot rather than return to Dixon. This backfires, sending Silver into Dixon's arms.
Read MoreMelrose Place
Facing the Music
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Everyone is back and ready to deal with the consequences of their actions. Right?
Read MoreParenthood
This Is Not My Beautiful Life
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Adam fights a rodent of the night; Sarah gets the shaft before even getting a job; Crosby is useless; and Julia gets her lawyerly bun twisted up even tighter. Never has a family needed a toke more.
Read MoreBiggest Loser
You Better Work
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The contestants have to endure "work week," which not only entails eight-hour days at the food bank, but also a commute via public transportation.
Read MoreLost
Ben, You're Always Running Here And There
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Ben, you're always running here and there. You feel you're not wanted anywhere. You're scamming to and fro', betraying every Joe, yet Ilana told you so -- you've got a place to go.
Read MoreChuck
"I'm A Spy, Buddy"
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Chuck can't flash, so he pours his heart -- and secret -- out to his best friend, Morgan, who thinks it's the best news ever. Oh, and also? Chuck's not the only one with a secret.
Read MoreAmerican Idol
Whatever Makes Randy Shut Up
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Tracy Chapman, Patsy Cline, Fleetwood Mac and Carole King make for a slightly boring but technically proficient episode. Just be happy it was only an hour long.
Read MoreLife Unexpected
Bride Wars
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The gorillas keep pounding their chests as Baze crashes a bridal expo that Ryan and Cate are contractually obligated to host post-break-up. Eventually, they unclench their fists and declare truce, but only after Baze's attempts at fathering blow up in his face when he tries to nudge Lux into Jones' arms. But not his back seat. Yet.
Read MorePrivate Practice
What They Can't Have
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Charlotte wants Cooper, but won't admit it. Cooper doesn't want Charlotte, probably until he catches her sleeping with Sheldon. Pete and Addison want Violet and Sam, but can't have them. Sam wants Addison, but is with her stand-in Vanessa instead. Fife wants Naomi, but she's dating William. Turns out Naomi wants Fife, too, but William's her boss so she can't just dump him. And our patients of the week want each other, but immigration and sperm allergies stand in the way. And one little patient just wants to fly, but is too scared.
Read MoreBurn Notice
Simon Says
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The psycho who really committed all the crimes described in Michael's burn notice is in town --and he wants them back. Michael's so busy dealing with that escaped convict, dodging the cops and calling Management, he doesn't even have time to take on a client. Aside, that is, from the aforementioned escaped convict.
Read MoreGossip Girl
Clothes Made Of Drugs! Mommies Made Of Lies!
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While Nate and Serena continue their long tradition of doing it in public, Jenny's drug-dealing apprenticeship continues and Rufus does one hundred annoying things.
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