Seven-year-old Wilkins Writes to Santa

Seven-year-old Wilkins Writes to Santa All right. This letter to Santa has gotta be just right if I’m gonna score all the stuff I want. Write nice. Make sure the big man can read it. Here we go… ...

From: cwdowdy

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The Kansas City Gut Slinger

THE KANSAS CITY GUT SLINGER My brother in law is from Scotland where there is apparently no grass and they mow rocks. Now we were neighbors. While we may compete for the placement of our children ...

From: cwdowdy

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Maternity Bikinis and Social Events

MATERNITY BIKINIS AND SOCIAL EVENTS “Does this make me look wide?” “Of course not,” I said. “It does, doesn’t it? You could show a drive-in movie on my butt, couldn’t you?” That sounded kinky, and...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 238

Martial Passion and a Pickle Jar

MARTIAL PASSION AND A PICKLE JAR A married couple I know opened a P.J.’s coffee shop. It was a chain, New Orleans style, kind of like a Starbucks during Mardi Gras. Unfortunately, it’ll only be a ...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 1,187

The In and the Out

Selling cut rate contact lenses in the UK, even though I don't wear them.

From: cwdowdy

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Angel of Death

Meeting the Angle of Death on the way to our wedding.

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 207

Crawfish in the Family

CRAWFISH IN THE FAMILY Now that the whole herd is living in the neighborhood my mother has no excuse but to invite us all to Sunday lunch. We spend too much time together already and the conversat...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 176

I Wear the Shorts in This Family, Preface

PREFACE I love my wife and my four children. This book is about them and it is filled with sex, drugs and alcohol. There are also late nights, dirty diapers, and loud, rambunctious kids. Just to k...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 294

Can You Super-Size that Screaming?

CAN YOU SUPER-SIZE THAT SCREAMING? Who are these people taking their newborn children to restaurants? Let me narrow that down. Who are these people taking small children to restaurants that provid...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 3,487

Forrest Gump Takes a Dump

It's a little one...Forrest Gump

From: cwdowdy

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Always Hot in Our Bedroom

One hot well dressed momma....

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 624

Chapter 4 of Soul Shepherd and Strawberry Thief

CHAPTER 4 After school, Charlie had a snack, did his homework, then told his mother he’d be out and about in the neighborhood. He’d Googled Bepper’s home address at school and discovered her home ...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 352

Chapter 3; Soul Shepherd

Chapter 3 of Soul Shepherd and Strawberry Thief

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Chapter 2; Soul Shepherd

Chapter 2 of Soul Shepherd and Strawberry Thief

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I Landed the Best Literary Agent Today!

How to get your dream agent.

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 489

Chapter 1 The Soul Shepherd and the Strawberry ...

CHAPTER 1 Bepper Brown was sitting in the mud, jamming strawberries in her mouth, when this boy with knobby knees and headlights came crashing out of the nearby trees. Given the time of night, mos...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 416

Service Industry Love and a Large Drink to Go

A series of service industry jobs after college.

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 318

Cluck In Chicken Patties

Cluckin’ Chicken I heard my children talking about their food at the table and I was transported back in time. “Is that a chicken or a cow?” my daughter Beth asked. The meals my mother made ...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 314

The King's Warrior

The King’s Warrior Dowdy/King’s Warrior 2 From the book of Dore' al Touth: ...and the warm breezes from the South shall make passable the Great Sea of Ice once again, allowing a rapid thaw...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 221

Tom Selleck Hates the Environment

Tom Selleck hates the environment You’ve seen those dads “working” their cell phones around the resort pool? Marching this way and that with the phone plugged their ear? Shooing their kids a...

From: cwdowdy

Reads: 320