The Right Words

'American Idol': Language of Love

Alex Lambert won us over. Not with his performance or anything, but with his invention of his own language. He might be our new favorite... especially if something happens to Crystal.

Crying Game

'The Bachelor': Tears of Joy

Did crying on the phone to Jake after she left earn Ali the new Bachelorette gig? Probably. Plus: We cast the spinoff.

Sweet as Candy?

Tim Burton's Best & Worst Films

From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Beetlejuice we look back at Burton's flicks.

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

'Lost': No More Mr. Nice Guy

Not a lot of answers, but the show did awaken one really pissed off Sayid and a vengeful smoke monster!

New Hood

'Parenthood': Family Matters

We were skeptical at first, but somehow this family drama charmed us and won us over in the end.

Zero Gravity

'Dancing With the Stars': Rating New Cast

We love Buzz Aldrin, but we're not sure that he will fare well when it comes to fancy footwork. We've got predictions for the rest of the newbies.

Recaps of TV Shows, Reviews, Weecaps, Recaplets and More

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

Jesus Take The Wheel

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Bays and Thomas have full plates, and they're not paying attention. They're going way too slow. Before they know it they'll be leading their fans in a tale of woe. I see their whole show flash before my eyes. I don't even have strength to cry. I'm so bored. I bang my head upon the floor...

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Smallville

Smallville

Frankenville

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A doctor dies and is brought back to life by alien experiments. He goes nuts and starts kidnapping people, including some of Zod's soldiers and Lois. Half of this predictably happens entirely off-screen.

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American Idol

American Idol

"I Have My Own Language Too!"

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People are told to get into and out of various boxes, for over two hours. Think Cesar Milan, but with teenage boys.

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Biggest Loser

Biggest Loser

Black Attack

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Michael eats a whole lot of crap in a temptation challenge and gets to divide the teams into Black and Blue. He puts himself on the Blue Team and stacks it with all the big guys, but underdog Black prevails nonetheless.

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Lost

Lost

Sayid Jarrah And The Falling Star

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Every time Sayid thinks he's out, they pull him back in. In every reality. Also? EEK!

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Parenthood

Parenthood

In the Hood

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We meet Sarah, Adam, Crosby and Julia, four siblings dealing with various phases and stages of parenthood. It ain't easy. Is recapper Al Lowe, newly a parent herself, going to make it through this season without drowning in her own tears? We can only watch and wait.

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Amazing Race

Amazing Race

…And the Horse That Rode in on You

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The Cowboys are dealt a literal bad hand or two, but that's nothing compared to the other teams' problems with Detours, Road Blocks, directions, instructions, and their own digestive systems.

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Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives

The Art of Seduction

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Gaby finds herself lured into Bob and Lee's carefree lifestyle, the Bolens are drawn back to New York, and Katherine winds up in bed with Robin the Stripper.

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Bachelor

Bachelor

Every Rose Has Its Thorn

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Tenley gets trotted out for Chris Harrison's amusement and Jake and Vienna snog publicly.

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Bachelor

Bachelor

Oh Captain, My Captain

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Captain Jake picks his soul mate based on pixie dust and magical sparks.

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Life Unexpected

Life Unexpected

Gorilla Warfare

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Baze thinks Ryan is interloping on his paternal territory, so he enters a contest to win a hybrid car. Seriously. Lux loses the last member of her ragamuffin inner circle when Tasha finds a new foster home far away. And the truth finally blows up in Cate's face, leaving her sad, alone and drunk by episode's end.

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Chuck

Chuck

Sam I Am

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Chuck and Hannah are happy together, and Sarah's mopey about it, until finally Chuck dumps Hannah, and Sarah ... makes out with Shaw. This show really will do anything to keep its central couple apart. But Casey gets to shoot a giant gun, so at least someone's satisfied.

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24

24

Day 8: 1:00 AM -- 2:00 AM

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It's the time of the season... when the dirty bombs come out. Evacuate the U.N.!

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Lost

Lost

The Mirror of Erised

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'Twas ep. 108 when we first found the lighthouse. Not a creature got answers, 'cause Darlton's a louse. Hurley and Jack set out old school, with care, in hopes that old Jacob soon would be there. But 'twas in L.A. that my poor heart did shatter. They waxed Foxy's chest! Can aught else matter?

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Burn Notice

Burn Notice

Gilroy Was Here

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Led by Fiona, the team solves one kidnapping, thwarts another, and then gives the kidnapper pretty much what he wanted in the first place. And Gilroy proves to be a disposable pawn in whatever the mysterious prisoner has planned for Michael.

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Posted by Rachel Stein | March 2, 2010 4:55 PM

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