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February 22, 2010

Avatar vs. Those Pants, or why the world is this way

Associated Press Those pants aren't CGI.

Whenever I despair at the state of the universe and/or my soul, such as at 2:50 a.m. or midway through Avatar, I bring my mind back to a happy fact: The Facebook group saluting the Norwegian men's curling team's spectacular pants has more than 300,000 members.

Given that Avatar, a Really Dumb and LOUD Movie, has made about $2.5 billion, it still means there are a lot more blue-people rooters than there are argyle-pants rooters (and I bet there's little overlap).

I mean, either you like overblown eco-animist claptrap shoved in your face, or you like the subtly weird, such as the Norwegian pants. (For the record, I also endorse the Danish women curlers' cute skirts.)

Sometimes the worlds collide. Who among us can fully comprehend the weirdness that is ice dancing, quintessentially expressed by the "aboriginal" Russians?

But really, those Russians are straight outta Pandora. Is James Cameron's overblown cartoon really all that different?

Years ago, in a different universe, I worked at a newspaper where we (rightly) were concerned about diversity. The artists who illustrated many of the lifestyle stories became frustrated at trying to balance the human hues and simply decided to make all the people they drew (wait for it) blue. Nobody's actually blue, so nobody complained. I think we went through about a year of blue people. Cameron did the same thing -- he can throw a kitchen sink of first-people cliches onto his ice-dancing blue folk because they're blue. But, to amend Jessica Rabbit, they're not blue -- they're just drawn that way.

Maybe we can send a Norwegian in argyle pants in to save those aboriginal Russians. It's what Cameron would do.

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February 19, 2010

Some mysteries, from dating to feeling pain, to think on

When Friday comes 'round, it's time to consider mysteries, such as where the week went and why, for example, it is harder to pay a $12 bill that requires writing a check, finding a stamp and locating a mailbox than it is to pay the mortgage, which is 150 times more but can be done online.

But that's just me. There are real, serious (or semi-serious) mysteries out there.

1. Why don't men date older women, even when nearly every metric points that way? Read this analysis by okcupid and become even more confused.

2. I'm a sucker for Neolithic cave paintings. I like the new notion that some of the cave markings lead to speculation that it is a rudimentary form of writing -- thus making writing and written communication a much older form than we ever imagined.

3. Do food animals have to suffer? I was quite taken by the HBO movie on Temple Grandin, whose autism helped lead her to see how to make slaughterhouses more humane. Now there is a movement toward genetically engineering animals to feel less pain.

Umm, I guess it's unrealistic to think the factory farm is the problem and not the animal's genetics.

Your mysteries?

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February 18, 2010

We're in a pretty good mood. Really.

Really, I'm not grumpy. Honest. Not grumpy at all. Fake Andy Rooney, however . . .
1. An antediluvian Andy Rooney complains about progress: sharp stone tools, fire, migration.

2. Friend o' the Blog EatRunDive thinks this Qatar Airlines ad is a tad strange. If you don't examine it carefully, you could get the impression that it begins with marijuana leaves and later appears to show cocaine being cut. It's not, but you can definitely see it.

3. Here's evolution we can all sign on to. Even Andy Rooney couldn't resist:

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February 17, 2010

From Esquire, the best piece of writing you'll find all day

A bit busy today, so not much time for blogging.

I will give you a lovely, poignant piece of writing to read, however. Esquire has done a profile of film critic Roger Ebert, ravaged by cancer that has left him unable to speak, eat or drink but has not altered his mental capacity. It's one of those stories that is sad but inspiring -- read it.

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February 16, 2010

Does this Hitler video make me look fat?

It's feeling like a kind of catch-all day.

1. The Hitler-parody video genre has put some meta on its meta with this video: Hitler making a parody of Hitler parody videos. (from BoingBoing)

Not as funny as the others, maybe, but weird in a ya-gotta-love-tha-Internets way. (Caption language alert!)

2. Two kinds of people, Summer Olympics people and Winter Olympics people. I'm a Winter girl. Within that subset, another dividing line: You're either an Olympics cryer or you're not. Guess which I am.

Slate has a Sap-O-Meter to measure the sobbiness of the Olympics. Pretty colors!

3. Kevin Smith , evidently, is too fat to fly Southwest, but Coco Rocha, a size 4, is too fat to be a runway model, according to some.

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February 15, 2010

In deep appreciation of the Grover who is not Cleveland

Handout Grover the Great.

On Presidents Day, it's nice to remember all the presidents. Even Grover Cleveland.

But really, wouldn't you rather remember Muppets?

John Scalzi has declared today Grover Appreciation Day, and that's good enough for me. While Elmo might get on your last Henson-missing nerve, there's nothing wrong with Grover.

I'm sort of a Kermit girl, but I have deep appreciation for many of the Muppets, not the least Sully and Biff. here's a list of SS characters.

Your fave?

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February 12, 2010

Where's MeMo this time?

Not my finest hour in stump-the-readers terms, but it sure was supercool.

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